bipper
09-06-2006, 03:27 AM
Topic Link: the horror (http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/cforcookie.shtml)
As news eventually reached me via the irreputably accurate soruce of eoff, I hath learned that the Cookie monster has been forced to adopt fruit to his diet. A sudden change, none the less.
Citizens! We reach a time in our empirialistic world order, where we are to be treated as the puppets to the proverbial puppet masters who control our society. Even the supposed Magna Carte (I Marik at spelling, shut up) has fallen to this sadistic political plot hole.
Where once we have looked to fictional, romantic characters such as V, we must now put our focus on a new hero, that will rise against the opprssions cause from ourselves, and too many over carring mothers. Where we sought the freedom to enjoy natures finest food, plucked straight from the branches of yon American bakery; we find nothing but fruit! Bannannas and Apples and such! Nothing worth of being washed down with a tall class of Wisconsin's finest Milk.
How far will we let this villany go? The cookie monster being transmorgified into the fruit monster!? Bert and Earnie may no longer live together? What has become of our sole source of education in a box?
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Topic: What do you think of the state of Seseme Street changing cookie monster to fruit monster, and other related style of oppression to our boxed education? Do you know of any other horrors; please share.
As news eventually reached me via the irreputably accurate soruce of eoff, I hath learned that the Cookie monster has been forced to adopt fruit to his diet. A sudden change, none the less.
Citizens! We reach a time in our empirialistic world order, where we are to be treated as the puppets to the proverbial puppet masters who control our society. Even the supposed Magna Carte (I Marik at spelling, shut up) has fallen to this sadistic political plot hole.
Where once we have looked to fictional, romantic characters such as V, we must now put our focus on a new hero, that will rise against the opprssions cause from ourselves, and too many over carring mothers. Where we sought the freedom to enjoy natures finest food, plucked straight from the branches of yon American bakery; we find nothing but fruit! Bannannas and Apples and such! Nothing worth of being washed down with a tall class of Wisconsin's finest Milk.
How far will we let this villany go? The cookie monster being transmorgified into the fruit monster!? Bert and Earnie may no longer live together? What has become of our sole source of education in a box?
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Topic: What do you think of the state of Seseme Street changing cookie monster to fruit monster, and other related style of oppression to our boxed education? Do you know of any other horrors; please share.