Let the Spamming Begin!!! - Post only once every 10th post please

[Decessus]

<!-- Get out of here, you spoony bard! -->
Spam, spam, to your heart's desire!

Spamhouse time!

Now that I've caught your attention...
This thread is a simple game. What would you say if you woke up and in your bed, laying next to you, was the person that posted above you?

[DK]

"Wanna go again, big boy? :jokey:"

[Sylvie]

I am special.

[Roto13]

I told you no!

[Shiny]

"No, roto, you're supposed to be in Lunar's bed. It's down the hall to your left."

[Sylvie]

I told you yes!

[Ryth]

"I told you I don't play the sheep!"

[karl 2]

:jokey:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Don't the site staff forbid spam threads? This will only be open a matter of time.

[JackNapier]

"WTF are you doing here?"

[Ryth]

Now that I've caught your attention...
This thread is a simple game. What would you say if you woke up and in your bed, laying next to you, was the person that posted above you?

"Where is this thunder you speak of, Thunder God? =/"


So yeah, the spam was just there to bring in members.


EDIT: To Ubel. "I told you to swallow." :(

[Dynast-Kid]

"Wanna go again, big boy? :jokey:"

[nik0tine]

ahh, fuck. Have I really stooped that low? Again?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

ahh, smurf. Have I really stooped that low? Again?

[Evastio]

Where'd you come from? :confused:

[JackNapier]

"I told you maybe."

[Vikeve]

I didn't know you felt this way about me! lol

Edit: this thread goes quick that wasn't meant for you.

[Dixie]

What? How did I end up...Oh no, I did it again. >_<

[GooeyToast]

Cherry sundaes are my favorite.

[Jojee]

Wow, I'm a pedo >=) Edit: Ah that was to Squishy. To Gooey I would say.. YUM =D!! toast! *eats*

OOC: Come on kids, you know this. Once every 10 posts or the big evil mods will close it, and I rather like this thread ;)

[Kuroshima]

AHHH!!! you put date rape in my drink didn't you????!!

[Vikeve]

Hello sexy!

[Tasura]

"O_o you aren't StarChild. =("

[Ryth]

Love does hurt! *rubs his sore butt*

[Roto13]

Stop pestering me with your buttocks.

[Evastio]

Ahh!!! An assasin ninja!! (jumps out window)

[Edit] Why does this always happen to me? :confused:

You're not the roof repairman are you?

[Miriel]

lovehurts, if you're gonna keep posting "sex" and nothing but "sex" get out of this thread.

[Psychotic]

"Del, it's platonic".

[Miriel]

spamm has no specific subject it should be a closed thread if it cant serve its purpose.

If you had read the first post, you would have seen that this thread does have a specific topic. And that does NOT mean reposting "sex". Please stop it.

[mooglebunni608]

O_O What the smurf?

[Dynast-Kid]

You do know i'm a minor right?

[Tasura]

"....What the hell did I drink last night?"

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Now that I've caught your attention...
This thread is a simple game. What would you say if you woke up and in your bed, laying next to you, was the person that posted above you?

"Where is this thunder you speak of, Thunder God? =/"

Ouch. Must be losing my touch.




So yeah, the spam was just there to bring in members.



Ok, I get it now. I'm pretty sure when I viewed the thread it didn't have the quote, or maybe I just skipped the quote.

To Tasura: "Now I know what you mean by being the giver of oblivion!"

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

"So that is what it is like to bed a God...."

[Roto13]

Oh Lady Venus, could I but kiss this lad, and he not know it, I would give him a pair of turtle-doves tomorrow!

[KentaRawr!]

"Holy bajeebus! What are you doing in my bed!?!?"

[Decessus]

You got SKILLZ!!!!!111

[Dynast-Kid]

"Last night,I touched a dream..."

I love you if you get the reference.

[Sylvie]

hai i m postin hare 2 tel u guyz dat sumtims i liek 2 run round da nabor hood. ............... den i pis mai slef!! LOLZ!!!!11

[Christmas]

BREAKFAST? BABIES? :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

Is this the very definition of a hatefuck?

[Medi]

BREAKFAST? BABIES? :bigsmile:

An excellent suggestion, Christmas! lawl

[mooglebunni608]

*faints*

[Evastio]

Isn't it a little too soon for this? :confused:

[Roto13]

If I can feel him all over with a wanton hand and he not know it, I will give him two of the gamest fighting-cocks, for his silence.

[Xaven]

"D:"

(Dee colon)

[Tasura]

"It's a good thing we're online brothers, else this would be awkward"

[StarChild]

Move over, I have no blankie =)

[FallenAngel411]

The mew knows not who the hell you are. We are befuddled. 3:

[nik0tine]

"So I'm okay with the rent this month?"

[Jojee]

I feel like a cig now.

[Decessus]

"What's next? The electric bill?"

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Dyeeeeeeeeeeeeyayayayayayayayayayayaya!

[Sephex]

"Hello fellow EoFFer. Don't rape me?"

[Zeromus_X]

I'm usually not into females of fictional species.

Edit: Totally reading the wrong page. Sorry Sephex.

[DarkLadyNyara]

I'm not usually in to males, period. God, I must've been drunk...

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I'm not usually in to males, period. God, I must've been drunk...

And when I came to and looked at her, I swear she had stubble...

So what'd you do last night?

[Giga Guess]

Wanna take another walk on the wild side?

[My name is...something..?]

I'll make breakfast.:cool:

[Cz]

"I'm sorry, I was totally out of it last night. What's your name again?"

[Christmas]

Your snoring kept me awake the whole night. :(

[Shaun]

Let's not.

[DK]

Fuck, I'm never drinking again. D:

[Mitch]

I'm drinking again

[Levian]

What I'd like to know is when exactly the spamming stopped.

Also, I'd be thrilled to wake up next to Mitch.

[mooglebunni608]

:bigsmile:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

OMG i´m a pedophile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bipper]

I love you jimmy :kiss:

[Alive-Cat]

Oh no. Not again.

[No.78]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Igshnarf/200778.gif

[Peegee]

Where'd you come from? :confused:

Why is this thread allowed but the asian pride forum isn't?

[Old Manus]

Get out of my bed

[Christmas]

GO DIE, WILL YA.

[oddler]

I'll have you know the only reason this was allowed was because there was not a single admin or CK watching us. Much like right now. :p

[Quindiana Jones]

"By the way, I've got AIDS."

[Shaun]

SPAF.

[Breine]

Oh, you dirty whore *cracks whip* ...You like that don't you? *slaps*


:shifty:

[starseeker]

How much did I drink last night?

[bipper]

pancakes?

[Araciel]

i'm drinking rum and rootbeer for breakfast

[YTDN]

"What the smurf is going on! Why is the strange man in bed with me when i'm only 13?!"

[No.78]

"There's a dragon ninja in my bed. No..."

*goes back to sleep, hoping she will be gone when I awaken*

[tailz]

what did i drink last night ???

[Roto13]

Immortal gods, if I can take full and complete satisfaction of my love, from this sleeping beauty, I will tomorrow present him with the best Macedonian pacer in the market, in return for this bliss, provided that he does not know it

[here for a limited time]

heyyyyyyyy

[themagicroundabout]

You better be gone soon, chump.

[tidus_rox]

You put THAT in ME!?

[My name is...something..?]

:sing: Looooving you
Is easy because you're beautiful....
Making love with you
Is all I want to do....

[mooglebunni608]

Get out of my bed before I eat you >_<

[Decessus]

You, better get the smurf out of here.

[Shiny]

"This is the last time I have a slumber party with you. You got crumbs on the bed!"

[Dynast-Kid]

My God...What's that itch?

[Flying Mullet]

I was waiting for bipper to post but I got impatient so you had to do.

[Venom]

WAAAY too much to drink.

[Lenna]

To Joyee : Now this is what I call monkey business xD

[Moon Rabbits]

Oy vey.

[bipper]

Man does my ass hurt.

[Hambone]

"My bed's too small." *pushes bipper out*

[Giga Guess]

*purrs seductively.*

[I Took the Red Pill]

I totally slept with an RM. Score.

[Decessus]

You did take the red pill.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Your honor, I swear, I thought he was 18. :D

[vivi the master]

i like said toast like attacked me on the 15th and then everything like blew up into people named joe

[Jessweeee♪]

Once upon a time there was a pimple named billybobjimjoe. The children laughed and laughed at the daisy growing from his head. Oh how it smelled!! Smelling of quails dipped in cheese, he went home to his turtle shell, where they rode into the sunset.

[Ryth]

I copy your catchphrases and put them on my school binder!!!


Will my special picture get copy and pasted into your binder? :jokey:

[Venom]

Thats the first and LAST time I ever do that!!:mad2:

[nik0tine]

You're luck I don't know where my kidneys are supposed to go.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

So that is what your sig means...

[tidus_rox]

So that is what your sig means...


Priceless

Hand me that paper towel...

[KentaRawr!]

Get out of my bed. Now.

[Kuroshima]

Get your hand off my butt!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I'm wishing I wasn't where salvation dies right now, because I need it!

[Leen-Leen]

Well, HE wasn't there when i went to sleep!

[Sylvie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/OdinDragoon/bormie.gif

[41-Inches-Wide]

I'm a pedophile?

[Decessus]

You pedophile.

[Tasura]

"Why is it always young ones?"

[farplaner]

*Warming up voice

"Me, me, me, me-e-e-e-e!!" :sing:

:sing: (in an operatic tenor)
"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart;
The more you eat the more you fart;
The more you fart, the better you feel;
So eat your beans for (cresc.) every me-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-a-l-l-l-l-l!!!!"

Thank you.

[ValkyrieWing]

o_O

Wakarimasen...

ORO?!?

*hides from crazies*

[Sephex]

"These EOFFers need to stop popping up like this!"

[Quindiana Jones]

I had Sephex.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Well that was a furry situation.

[Kuroshima]

AAAHHHH!!! -jumps out window-

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I didn't think I was that bad...

[Venom]

I'm feeling cocky.

[Larahl]

AAAHHHH!!! -jumps out window-
We have windows now?

[Ryth]

Untie me, dammit!

[Giga Guess]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk there in your trunk?

[Leen-Leen]

Go away before I smack you with my pillow -- WITHOUT MERCY!!

[My name is...something..?]

Score!!!
:cool:

[Tasura]

"You do know we're related through Raven Nox, right?"

[Dynast-Kid]

"Your money is on the dresser...Get out!"

[Decessus]

Why won't the itch go away?!

[Quindiana Jones]

"Your wife isn't watching your kids right now."

[vivi the master]

toast is all mine

[Cookie]

*click-clack*

*BANG*

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

What a weird broad

[farplaner]

I think we're alone now...there doesn't seem to be anyone arou-ound.

[KentaRawr!]

Why are all these people in bed with me? And why are they posting so many things to say about the above poster?

(shields eyes)

[Mythra]

DEATH!!!! *points in corner*

[Levian]

This thread looks like usernotes.

[KoShiatar]

"Uh, was it fun at least?"

[Leen-Leen]

"Do you want scrambled eggs or sunny-side up eggs for breakfast, dear?"

[Venom]

No longer innocent.:jokey:

[Christmas]

DIE.

[Resha]

":weep: Mama you said there weren't nuffink under mah bed!!"

[I Took the Red Pill]

LITTLE MANUS is going to be jealous. :(

I slept with Re-shah. Not Ree-sha

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Forget the red pill, you got any viagra handy?

[No.78]

My bed is too small, go away plz.

[McLovin']

Bring on No. 79.

[Goldenboko]

AH! YOU WHERE DOING THINGS TO ME IN MY SLEEP!

Now I feel dirty...

[DarkLadyNyara]

Why are there feathers everywhere? Oh... that's why...

[Quindiana Jones]

*smokes*

[Decessus]

Eew, what's that deformed blob in my bed?!

[Quindiana Jones]

That's you. *chortle*

[Decessus]

That's you. *chortle*
Your facing the mirror. I'm on the opposite side.

[Quindiana Jones]

I am the mirror, boy!

[Decessus]

I am the mirror, boy!
See, now your just confused.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm not. I just have a very shiny <s>penis</s> chest.

[McLovin']

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

[Leen-Leen]

"Sweetie, did I turn off the stove?"

[Goldenboko]

Uh, I don't remember anything...
*turns around*
Thinks: SCORE!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Please tell me I am having a nightmare and that I did not commit beastalia...

[Tasura]

"O_o you should have at least woke me up first Bobby"

[Christmas]

Why does Quin keeps posting in this thread. He must have a lot of lonely nights on the bed. :(

[Mr Gashtacular]

*chortle*

[KentaRawr!]

*chuckle*