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Goldenboko
09-10-2006, 05:27 AM
When there is a misquito flying around do you crush it with your hands?
Or newspaper?


I'll be honest that if theres nothing lying around I smash it inbetween my hands, but I prefer to use toliet paper, or a newspaper especially if it just bit you, so you won't get your own blood on your hands.

Meat Puppet
09-10-2006, 05:32 AM
In-flight mosquitoes I will catch or crush with my hand. I squash them with a swat if they are on a surface (so I don't hurt my hand).
Things like bees and wasps I will always smash with a weapon of some sort.

Decessus
09-10-2006, 05:36 AM
The mosquito would have been killed by my poison releasing pours before I saw said insect. In fact, the internet is my only way to socialize because of this.

Christmas
09-10-2006, 05:40 AM
KUNG FU. :bigsmile:

kikimm
09-10-2006, 05:41 AM
Ugh...the thought of squishing them with my hand is just disgusting. Although if it's a moth or a spider crawling on me, or flying, I will swat them away with my hand. I usually use a shoe to kill stuff, though. Paper is too thin, man.

Sylvie
09-10-2006, 05:41 AM
I use my sword. Sometimes people get hurt, too.

LunarWeaver
09-10-2006, 05:41 AM
KUNG FU. :bigsmile:

:lol: Ohh freakin-a... Delicious.

As for me I just smack 'em or somethin.

Tasura
09-10-2006, 05:42 AM
The hand help bug zapper that looks like a mini tennis racket.

Rase
09-10-2006, 05:50 AM
Mosquitoes know better then to fly around me, so I don't have this problem.

Xaven
09-10-2006, 05:58 AM
I don't have anything remotely resembling a mosquito problem. :D Besides, if there were any around, they'd eat my little brother across the room, not me. :D

If I do happen to see a mosquito though, I would kill it with... pretty much anything lying around that I can pick up.

Jebus
09-10-2006, 06:12 AM
I usually just brush it away. I feel bad if I kill an insect accidentally. :{

rubah
09-10-2006, 06:32 AM
Whatever kills it deadest.

*haet mosquitos*

Acid Raine
09-10-2006, 06:40 AM
I go medieval on dey ass!

Resha
09-10-2006, 07:36 AM
I attack them with my hand to get them away, but not to squish them. I don't want death on me hands! >:O

Quindiana Jones
09-10-2006, 09:02 AM
I shoot them out the sky with a well-aimed sneeze.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
09-10-2006, 09:52 AM
I try not to kill them even though if by doing so I could be saving the lives of several other people. But then again you don't get many mosquitos in Britain

Shlup
09-10-2006, 10:09 AM
I don't kill things. v(^o^)

Though I do occassionally cause the death of things by eating them. But that's like fish and stuff.

theundeadhero
09-10-2006, 10:13 AM
I must smash, oblivious to pain it might cause me!

You didn't leave the option for people who smash it with a newspaper that doesn't have local news in it :(

Zante
09-10-2006, 10:24 AM
I call someone to get rid of em for me.

Quindiana Jones
09-10-2006, 10:33 AM
Though I do occassionally cause the death of things by eating them. But that's like fish and stuff.

Do you eat them alive? :eek:

Twilight Edge
09-10-2006, 10:33 AM
I usually grab them with one hand and squish thier intestinal juice out(this has really happened).

Levian
09-10-2006, 11:15 AM
Luckily, I live in an environment with little mosquitos, so I've only had like 3 stings this summer. And one of them I smacked with my hand and there was BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Probably my own blood, but it looked like the friggen' texas chainsaw massacre.

41-Inches-Wide
09-10-2006, 11:28 AM
I'm very friendly to insects, even the parasitic ones, so I usually just shoo them away.

Polaris
09-10-2006, 11:34 AM
We use towels lool

Cz
09-10-2006, 11:47 AM
I'll shoo them away with my hand, but I don't crush them. Other bugs I catch on a piece of paper and toss out of the window.

Endless
09-10-2006, 12:25 PM
Whatever kills it deadest.

*haet mosquitos*

I agree. Mosquitos must die.

I Am Stoner
09-10-2006, 12:42 PM
I kill them anyway possible.

Reine
09-10-2006, 02:06 PM
I grab them out of the air and crush them in my hand. Although this often gets messy.

Owen Macwere
09-10-2006, 02:13 PM
I shoot them out the sky with a well-aimed sneeze.

That is a really interesting way. :mog:

I shoo them away, I hate killing these poor insects.

KoShiatar
09-10-2006, 02:18 PM
My hands. And if I have a goldfish handy, then he'll have supper.

Quindiana Jones
09-10-2006, 02:23 PM
I shoot them out the sky with a well-aimed sneeze.

That is a really interesting way. :mog:


It took me 6 years to perfect.

Owen Macwere
09-10-2006, 02:32 PM
I shoot them out the sky with a well-aimed sneeze.

That is a really interesting way. :mog:


It took me 6 years to perfect.

That is obviouse my friend, obvious. :cool:

Breine
09-10-2006, 02:34 PM
I usually don't kill a lot of bugs and such, but if they really get on my nerves I tend to take a news paper in use.

Faris
09-10-2006, 03:30 PM
Usually with a tissue box (most of mine are destroyed and flattened because of this), or a fly swatter. Mosquitoes neve ever stay in one place when you're about the smush them. :mad2:

Leen-Leen
09-10-2006, 04:23 PM
I run away from mosquitos screaming like a little girl. :(

BardTard
09-10-2006, 05:03 PM
I picked the monk one but I lied. I run for my life.

Goldenboko
09-10-2006, 06:15 PM
:kaolaugh: :kaolaugh: :kaolaugh: :kaolaugh:
I just so happen to be looking at this thread when my dog EATS a misquito!

Zeldy
09-10-2006, 06:34 PM
I scream, and my Dad either stands on it, or takes off his slipper and attacks it, and then gets rid of whatever it is ;___________;

Mosquitos don't come in English homes. Ive never seen one inside! Ive seen them outside, :/
We usually get spiders and Crane Fly.

*HAET CRANEFLY*

NorthernChaosGod
09-11-2006, 09:58 PM
Hands.

Rengori
09-11-2006, 10:52 PM
I'm not a monk but I live near the base of a mountain and have respect for SOME life.

So I just crush it between my hands.

Kossage
09-11-2006, 11:00 PM
I use my hands to kill mosquitoes.