Beauty secrets

[Strider]

Okay, so I kinda look like I just woke up, even though I've been awake since about 10 AM... I've got those lines under my eyes, you know? How do I get rid of those? I must acheive optimal sexiness!

And while we're at it, does anyone have any other personal beauty tips? Let's all be beautiful together! :D

[stuffing]

Drink. More. Wine.


also shower

[Psychotic]

You want to know the secrets of my devilshly handsome good looks? Well, let's see. Sometimes I comb my hair, that's usually a crowd-pleaser. Oh, and if it's a special occasion, (like my birthday) I'll clean my teeth, and when I smile, girls go weak at the knees. Some of them are so infatuated by me that they vomit!

That's pretty much it. I know it's hard to believe that looking as good as me is that simple, but try it and you'll really notice the difference!

[Decessus]

You want to know the secrets of my devilshly handsome good looks? Well, let's see. Sometimes I comb my hair, that's usually a crowd-pleaser.
Your combover isn't very pleasing to the eyes.

Some of them are so infatuated by me that they vomit!
Yeah, that's the reason they vomit when they see you.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, there isn't really much point in trying to put me down when I did it much better myself.

[Decessus]

I try anyway.

[Fonzie]

I try anyway.

Way to fail:D

Take showers, girls like teh showerz!!1 :eek:

[Decessus]

I try anyway.

Way to fail:D

Yes, and as I recall, your "Catch'em All" thread was such a success.

[Fonzie]

I got told :rolleyes2

Cologne is also a nice touch too any date:)

[Reles]

Get a good amount of sleep! Iron you a nice sexy button up shirt and throw on some jeans. And yeah cologne.

[fire_of_avalon]

Once or twice a week, put ice packs on your eyes for an hour or so. I think they actually make freezable eye masks for this, now. Anyhow, it constricts the skin for a while.

You could also go spend crazy money on anti-aging creams and stuff, but that's silly.

[Jowy]

Throw some cucumbers over your eyelids and lie down for a bit. It worked for my mom a while back.

[Yamaneko]

Get more sleep? I'm asking because I have this "condition" as well.

[Levian]

Where's Chris when you need him?

I guess bright red lipstick would distract the attention away from your eyes. I think any color of the lipstick would do, actually.

[Melkor_]

Wait til you are reborn.
I have the same problem and it will be fixed this way cos i have school and i can never get enough sleep (i can't sleep early unless i have traveled to the continents of the world to be fatiqued)

[Madame Adequate]

Wait twenty years, they will be able to do something permanent about it.

[Resha]

Visualise them away. And the rest of the world visualises with you! :D

[Anaisa]

Put some moisturiser on, that should help.