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Decessus
09-13-2006, 02:11 AM
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The same people who came to get Lovehurts have surrounded your house. They are carrying dangerous weapons, waiting for you to come out and surrender. You start to get nervous as they talky on their talky. It turns out they are imprisoning EoFF members because they're very creepy. Think fast, you only have 3 minutes until they decide to come in and get you. What will you do? What WILL you do?

Hambone
09-13-2006, 02:13 AM
call 911.

Sylvie
09-13-2006, 02:13 AM
I will ask lovehurts for advice on how to use my/his 'gifts'.

Fonzie
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
Woah you can predict the future, but so can every other EoFFer :rolleyes2

Decessus
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

escobert
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
come and get me.

Miriel
09-13-2006, 02:16 AM
No, really. Click on the thread title.


I don't understand why you instructed people to click the thread title when everyone who reads that statement has already done exactly that. :p

As for the question. I would call the police. Then I would call my boyfriend and tell him that I was being attacked. Then I'd grab the stungun and go charging out there, zapping everyone in sight.

Hambone
09-13-2006, 02:16 AM
call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Decessus
09-13-2006, 02:17 AM
call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Psychotic
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
I'd make a derranged attention-seeking thread in EoEO. That seems to work pretty well.

Jojee
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
It's for lazy people like me who hover over the titles and only go into the thread if what I see is interesting :p

I'd shoot fireballs out of my eyes and fry them all. :)

Reles
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
Strike up some nice conversation and ask for gardening tips, then head home, acting like I dont know what EoFF is.

LunarWeaver
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
You could invite them in and offer them snacks. Nobody hurts a snack giver.

Roto13
09-13-2006, 02:21 AM
Suicide is my only option.

Sylvie
09-13-2006, 02:22 AM
You could invite them in and offer them snacks. Nobody hurts a snack giver.
...BESIDES ASS FACES!!

Tavrobel
09-13-2006, 02:27 AM
Suicide is my only option.

GC/TotT ban!



I don't understand why you instructed people to click the thread title when everyone who reads that statement has already done exactly that. :p

Because some people will hover their mouse cursor over the thread title to see what the thread is about, since the name is so WTF.

Anyways, I intend to ignore any sign that they are coming after me.

Shlup
09-13-2006, 02:31 AM
I would take off my clothes and run. If I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do it right.

Odaisé Gaelach
09-13-2006, 02:54 AM
Where did I put that Dragunov again...

I Took the Red Pill
09-13-2006, 03:01 AM
Yell out to Dan that I changed the locks and he isn't getting in this time.

nik0tine
09-13-2006, 03:21 AM
I wouldn't do anything because my ADD is so bad I'd forget about it.

Madame Adequate
09-13-2006, 03:23 AM
I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

Decessus
09-13-2006, 03:28 AM
I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

They take any chance they can take. They're very lonely people. Besides, you're their MILF.

bipper
09-13-2006, 03:29 AM
UNBAN LOVEHURTS

I would eat potato chips then ninja the people as they bust in.

Madame Adequate
09-13-2006, 03:34 AM
I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

They take any chance they can take. They're very lonely people. Besides, you're their MILF.

But I have them permission, and therefore cannot, by definition, be raped.

Rengori
09-13-2006, 03:56 AM
Start throwing stuff at them from the second floor of the house.

Zeromus_X
09-13-2006, 04:13 AM
My stray kitties would protect me! :mad2: :cat: :love:

Actually, they'd probably just run away. :( :cat:

bipper
09-13-2006, 04:14 AM
post on eoeo duh! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)

Hambone
09-13-2006, 04:16 AM
call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Fine. Then I'd cut my butt off.

rubah
09-13-2006, 04:20 AM
get a baseball bat (aluminum)

Hambone
09-13-2006, 04:32 AM
ouch.

Rengori
09-13-2006, 05:06 AM
post on eoeo duh! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)

It's been archived all day.

bipper
09-13-2006, 05:20 AM
post on eoeo duh! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)

It's been archived all day.

Yea, I noticed that a few moments after I posted. I was looking at the index page, where it says the last thread archived, and I did not think to check in the archive again. I applaud the staff for archiving it.

Tasura
09-13-2006, 05:28 AM
I would run outside brandishing a pen and say in a stern voice to get off my property this isntant or Idwrite very dispeased letters to their mothers, that failing, Id stab them all in the eye with said pen then run off into the night laughing maniacaly as i twirl my bloodsoaked pen

ValkyrieWing
09-13-2006, 06:33 AM
That's why I have a longbow in my room, honey. ^_~ Then, I'd summon my supreme power of light and vaporize them ALL.

Anaisa
09-13-2006, 02:36 PM
I would play it cute, innocent, an dumb. If they wouldn't take the easy way out, an think: "what a lovely lady, she can't be a member of eoff". I would just murder them all. I live on a main road, so after their bodies had been run over by many a vehicle, it would look like a: "tragic accident".

Melkor_
09-13-2006, 02:57 PM
What do they want from me who are they.

Resha
09-13-2006, 02:59 PM
I guess I'd be a GIRLY-GIRL and CRY.

No, seriously. I'd just eat.

Breine
09-13-2006, 03:28 PM
I'd claim that I really don't taste that good and there aren't really any meat on my bones. Now, if they turn out to be cannibals the problem seem to be solved, but if they're not then I'd still have a difficult problem on my hands... :eep:

black orb
09-13-2006, 04:06 PM
>>> I would Kage bushin no jutsu..

Quindiana Jones
09-13-2006, 04:09 PM
Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Oh right. I'd just stay and wait.

bipper
09-13-2006, 04:50 PM
Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Oh right. I'd just stay and wait.

ya gotta lube up. Make it a more friendly encounter.

Quindiana Jones
09-13-2006, 04:53 PM
I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.

bipper
09-13-2006, 05:13 PM
I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.

Damn. You're always one step ahead of me :mad:

Quindiana Jones
09-13-2006, 05:14 PM
I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.

Damn. You're always one step ahead of me :mad:

Yeah, but at least you never have to wait for me to lube up :bigsmile:

Rocket Edge
09-13-2006, 05:15 PM
I'd make a derranged attention-seeking thread in EoEO. That seems to work pretty well.

Dignified Pauper
09-13-2006, 06:01 PM
surrender to their sexual desires.

Vikeve
09-13-2006, 09:38 PM
surrender to their sexual desires.

yeah but if they came to take my 'gifts away' i would run across the street to Jordan and hid in his basement while he gets the fuck beat out him. If he's not home which he probably isn't then im either screwed or i run to the three houses near by which have cops living there find out there in on this and run around screaming....... then get captured im hopeless.

But if they came to 'violate my gifts' then so be it.XD

Old Manus
09-13-2006, 09:45 PM
A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.

Roto13
09-13-2006, 09:46 PM
Since nobody was taking that thread seriously, I would like to be unbanned plz k thx.

Madame Adequate
09-13-2006, 09:59 PM
A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.

They realized it is impossible for the Welsh to possess knowledge of value.

I Am Stoner
09-13-2006, 10:19 PM
What would I do.......? Hell, i'd fight. I love to fight. I'd kick all thier asses. Oh, also i'd use my dads chainsaw.

Old Manus
09-13-2006, 10:34 PM
A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.

They realized it is impossible for the Welsh to possess knowledge of value.You're right there boyo.

NorthernChaosGod
09-14-2006, 12:12 AM
Pull out the shotgun and kill the lot of 'em.

Evastio
09-14-2006, 12:41 AM
I'd call the police then spray bleach all over those guys eyes. After that I'll try to rescue everyone that got captured.

Vincent, Thunder God
09-14-2006, 12:50 AM
What would I do?

I would stop making fun of love hurts, that's what I would do.

Decessus
09-14-2006, 12:51 AM
What would I do?

I would stop making fun of love hurts, that's what I would do.

That won't help you while you're getting buttraped.

Besides, I'm completely serious.