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The Devil Man
09-13-2006, 10:53 PM
Loony Bob said here;

:bounce: Right Here! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=1888622#post1888622) :bounce:

that Threads about various uses of paper clips are allowed!

So, uhhh, what can paper clips be used for apart from clipping paper? Can they be used as weapons?

Rye
09-13-2006, 10:54 PM
BoB uses them to combine his two loves, hair and pie-charts.

edczxcvbnm
09-13-2006, 10:55 PM
Gizmo made a bow out of a paper clip and rubberband. He used something else for the arrow though. It was bad ass.

Old Manus
09-13-2006, 10:56 PM
They can help you write letters. Or try to help you. Or something. I don't have it installed.

The Devil Man
09-13-2006, 10:56 PM
BoB uses them to combine his two loves, hair and pie-charts.

So THATS what the 'hint, hint' was all about! O I C, it all makes so much sense now! :love:

Phil
09-13-2006, 10:59 PM
Paperclips are useless. Except the big ones that you can stick in somebody's hair without them noticing. Then they walk around and everyone sniggers as they walk by, because they have a paperclip in their hair! AHHA.








I feel so alone.

bipper
09-13-2006, 11:00 PM
Paper Clip Porno is always a good time.

LunarWeaver
09-13-2006, 11:01 PM
If you buy them in different colors and sizes, the possibilities are endless!

Phil
09-13-2006, 11:02 PM
If you buy them in different colors and sizes, the possibilities are endless!

kinda like legos

TheSpoonyBard
09-13-2006, 11:05 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h167/xendlesstwilightx/pclip.jpg
This one annoys me so much.

Rase
09-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Trading, as long as it's a red one. (http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/)

Decessus
09-13-2006, 11:09 PM
Paper clip piercings are all the rage nowadays, but it's only cool if you get it in the back of the neck. Allow me to assist you in jamming a paper clip into the back of your neck.

kawakami Gensai
09-13-2006, 11:14 PM
I dont know the uses of paper clips. Ask Mcguiver.

BardTard
09-13-2006, 11:17 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h167/xendlesstwilightx/pclip.jpg
This one annoys me so much.

You can turn it into something else like a tornado or a puppy :D My friend did that in computer class

NorthernChaosGod
09-14-2006, 12:17 AM
Can they be used as weapons?

Haven't you ever seen DareDevil?

Leen-Leen
09-14-2006, 03:01 AM
You can pick locks with paper clips ..

Odaisé Gaelach
09-14-2006, 03:04 AM
Usually I only need one to stick into the front hole of a CD drive to open the tray.

I prefer to use staples for paper.

Madame Adequate
09-14-2006, 03:05 AM
Boing boing.

Rye
09-14-2006, 03:05 AM
Boing boing.

... ;____; I hate you forever.

Madame Adequate
09-14-2006, 03:06 AM
Boing boing.

... ;____; I hate you forever.

You brought it upon yourself.

rubah
09-14-2006, 03:08 AM
I have used paperclips as makeshift earrings because my holes close very fast :( one of my teachers made me put antibacterial stuff on it first though :(

Meat Puppet
09-14-2006, 03:11 AM
Sometimes I will straighten one out and use it to pick out the junk from my ball mouse.

~*~Celes~*~
09-14-2006, 03:15 AM
In marching band, we use paper clips to hold the sheet music in our flip folders. It works like a charm :)

Yuffie514
09-14-2006, 06:54 AM
miscellaneous uses of paperclips:

1) seal a bag of chips
2) keep a rather lengthy belt in place
3) miniature caltrops

Yuffie looks like she's bloated or something in Kingdom Hearts with the belt hanging over, xD. i really rather have my belts just right.

bipper
09-14-2006, 07:08 AM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h167/xendlesstwilightx/pclip.jpg
This one annoys me so much.

You can turn it into something else like a tornado or a puppy :D My friend did that in computer class

Woa! Advanced user! Tell me how he did it plzz!!!!!shiftone

Miriel
09-14-2006, 07:28 AM
I enjoy mutilating paper clips. :)

Christmas
09-14-2006, 08:34 AM
Toss them into wishing well. :bigsmile:

No.78
09-14-2006, 09:14 AM
Clipping paper together.

Zeldy
09-14-2006, 05:12 PM
Ive worn one as an earring.

It hurt.

bipper
09-14-2006, 05:15 PM
Clipping paper together.

WHAT THE FUCK

Levian
09-14-2006, 05:18 PM
I'd just like to add that the paperclip is a Norwegian invention. The other Norwegian invention is the cheese slicer.

starseeker
09-14-2006, 05:21 PM
I make them into hooks for holding things together.

MageLuingil
09-14-2006, 05:27 PM
I'd just like to add that the paperclip is a Norwegian invention. The other Norwegian invention is the cheese slicer.

Cheese slicers are awsome! I now like Norway.

Er ... as for paperclips...


You can pick locks with paper clips ..

Quindiana Jones
09-14-2006, 05:54 PM
I'm surprised BoB hasn't come here and soiled himself with excitement.

I use paperclips for many things. I have around 20 clipped to the outside pocket of one of my poshy posh posh jackets. Makes it not so poshy posh posh.

Paper clips are also good for writing in skin. And picking scabs. And cleaning your nails. And they are very good fun to lick.

BardTard
09-15-2006, 01:13 AM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h167/xendlesstwilightx/pclip.jpg
This one annoys me so much.

You can turn it into something else like a tornado or a puppy :D My friend did that in computer class

Woa! Advanced user! Tell me how he did it plzz!!!!!shiftone

I dunno how he did it. :confused: You can ask him. KHSephiroth is his username on here.

bipper
09-15-2006, 01:17 AM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h167/xendlesstwilightx/pclip.jpg
This one annoys me so much.

You can turn it into something else like a tornado or a puppy :D My friend did that in computer class

Woa! Advanced user! Tell me how he did it plzz!!!!!shiftone

I dunno how he did it. :confused: You can ask him. KHSephiroth is his username on here.

Oh WOW Thanksssssss! I hope He t3aches me to Hak werd.. llLOL!

Reles
09-15-2006, 01:24 AM
Paper clip piercings are all the rage nowadays, but it's only cool if you get it in the back of the neck. Allow me to assist you in jamming a paper clip into the back of your neck.

This was a disgusting fad. It says to me "You can go out and buy regular earrings, so you just grab some UNCLEAN paperclips off of your desk and stick them into your ear (or where ever else)." NO.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-15-2006, 01:26 AM
I use paper clips with my books (school ones) to mark important pages and end of a section that I have to read.

The Unknown Guru
09-15-2006, 04:48 AM
I am an expert in paper clip smithing. Seriously. I made a 3-D sculpture out of paper clips with my bare hands... and pliers, but still.

sephirothishere
09-16-2006, 12:25 AM
use paper clips with my books (school ones) to mark important pages and end of a section that I have to read.


SQUARE.....

Tasura
09-16-2006, 12:30 AM
You can bend them strsight, then stab people in the eyes with them, then run away laughing maniacily twirling your blood soaked paperclip in your hand.

sephirothishere
09-16-2006, 12:33 AM
You can bend them strsight, then stab people in the eyes with them, then run away laughing maniacily twirling your blood soaked paperclip in your hand

sick.....man......

Tasura
09-16-2006, 12:47 AM
You can bend them strsight, then stab people in the eyes with them, then run away laughing maniacily twirling your blood soaked paperclip in your hand

sick.....man......

At least I'm only stabbing them in one eye, I'm not mean enough to leave them totally blin, though I'm sure I'd run back later and get the scond one.

sephirothishere
09-16-2006, 12:51 AM
At least I'm only stabbing them in one eye, I'm not mean enough to leave them totally blin, though I'm sure I'd run back later and get the scond one.


i love you man....but your crazy.....

Tasura
09-16-2006, 12:53 AM
At least I'm only stabbing them in one eye, I'm not mean enough to leave them totally blin, though I'm sure I'd run back later and get the scond one.


i love you man....but your crazy.....

Where crazy = Insane, Sociopathic, Psychotic(no not the member >=() and any other sort of crazy word. Of course after the eyes Id have to stab the ears and nose, and tongue, and throat, all thsoe places and waht not.

DarkLadyNyara
09-16-2006, 12:57 AM
So, uhhh, what can paper clips be used for apart from clipping paper?
Getting dropped change out from under a Coke machine. :D And paperclip chains are fun. Especially with someone elses paper clips. ;)

sephirothishere
09-16-2006, 01:00 AM
Especially with someone elses paper clips.


i liek your stlye....but theres nothin better than puttin a paper clip in whatever your frined is drinkin outta a can.....they will probabl y choke....in a controlled way though of course....i never did.....