The Classic Battle of Pirate v.s. Ninja

[Ryth]

But these aren't any ordinary ninjas and pirates. :bigsmile:

[McLovin']

Ninja Red Mage sounds better.

Besides ninjas can do tricks. Pirates can only talk funny.

[Rainecloud]

D'arr?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Pirate FTW.

[Madame Adequate]

I have never really understood this debate.

Clearly, pirates.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Pirates.

[Peegee]

Pirates.

[Jebus]

Pirates.

Even if the pirate loses by some freak accident. He'll just come back as a pirate ghost. And pirate ghosts are the worst kind of ghosts.

[Raebus]

Ninja's have honour, pirates can rape women and children and feel no less dirty. Oh and yeah, pirate talk rocks. Pirates ftw.

[Tavrobel]

Ninjas don't have honor: the entire point of the Ninja was to survive without any moral rules. Pirates have rules; those just happen to be plundering, stealing, raping, and piracy.

Just for the sake of being antagonistic, I'll say giant trees.

I wonder what Maxx Power would say in this thread.

[theundeadhero]

Ninjas had no honor. They were the merciless cutthroats of Japan.

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy">W!</a>

[oddler]

Turn around. Go ahead, turn around. Do you see those 5 ninjas behind you? No?

Well, they see you.

Besides, no one can deny the power of a Vanilla Ice song.
Go ninja, go ninja, go!

[Madame Adequate]

By the way, this is why pirates rule;


I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?

[escobert]

Even though I now have a cat named Ninja, pirates are still awlays better.

[ljkkjlcm9]

My friends and I seriously thought about this, and Ninjas would rule the land, and Pirates would rule the sea

THE JACKEL

[Decessus]

Why wouldn't I choose a guy with one leg, one hand, and one eye?

[Old Manus]

Ninja shoots Pirate.

[Jowy]

Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.

[Arrianna]

I can't believe I'm even posting....

Ninja's. If the pirates were ever stupid enough to come on land the ninja's would wipe them out. The pirates would never see them comming. Ninja's would never be stupid enough to go to them.

[GooeyToast]

Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.

Agreed.

[Psychotic]

I wonder what Maxx Power would say in this thread.I daresay he'll call it elitist!

Pirates. Ninjas are boring.

[LunarWeaver]

At the risk of being beaten up in dark alleyways, I must still say ninja :(

[BardTard]

PIRATE!!!

:love: Johnny Depp :love:

Pirates are cool
and funny lookin

[Reles]

NINJAS. C'mon, they come from asia, therefore they're asian. o.O

[Meat Puppet]

Neither, but I chose ninjas because they had less votes at the time.

[Rengori]

Ninjas are better than because Johnny Depp has yet to ruin them.

[Agent Proto]

Ninja Pirates.

[Skarr]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

[oddler]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

I would crap in a basket if there was ever an emo ninja.

[Roto13]

Ninja Pirates.

Psychic.

[Rengori]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

I would crap in a basket if there was ever an emo ninja.
If Naruto was half as real as otakus make it out to be than you'd never leave that basket.

[Yuffie514]

Ninja/Red-Mage:

i've seen it. ninjas that cast various elemental spells, including shadow spells. stealth, cunning, and flexibility is a must. oh, and i keep choosing ninja because ninjas are loyal...

[Ouch!]

While the ninja subjob offers more to red mage (specifically shadows and dual-wielding), pirate red mages are infinitely better. I have an extreme distaste for ninjas.

RDM/COR ftw.

[ValkyrieWing]

My boyfriend's a ninja. :P

[The Unknown Guru]

Why Red Mage? A ninja/pirate Blue mage would be way cooler.

Of course, a monkey pirate ninja beats them all.

[bipper]

The ninja could fend the pirate off, but the pirate will always steal the ninja's pants in the process.

[NorthernChaosGod]

By the way, this is why pirates rule;


I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?
That is one of the coolest things I have ever heard.

Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.

^Wins.

[Levian]

Ninja.

[Christmas]

Kuja.

[Sefie1999AD]

If the Pirate Red Mage is Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll win. If not, a Ninja Red Mage will probably win. A Ninja gets two swords and a Red Mage gets X-Magic. Try dodging two spells while the trying to dodge Ninja's double swords. :p

[Slade]

Pirates destroy ninjas in every way possible :tongue:

[Captain Maxx Power]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Truly the Battle of the Decade!

(like you need ask me of all people who I'd think would win).

This thread = :love:

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I wonder what Maxx Power would say in this thread.I daresay he'll call it elitist!

It's not elitist if it doesn't directly involve oldbies/staff/admin/CK's. Since no one within the PRM "clique" is any of those, this thread is inherantly un-elitist. Of course you're all more than welcome to join. If anything this thread proves that PRMery is heading into running-joke/elitist territory anyways, so who am I to stop it? The more the merrier!


Ninja Pirates.

Heresy!

[YTDN]

It depends how many ninja's there are. If there is one Pirate versus five Ninjas, he will win. If there is one Pirate versus one Ninja, then it will be an epic battle, and the Pirate will win.

Pirate Red Mages FTW.

[Ryth]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

I would crap in a basket if there was ever an emo ninja.
If Naruto was half as real as otakus make it out to be than you'd never leave that basket.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/yuyumaster/narutoisemo.jpg

[sephirothishere]

ninjas win cuz they aare very good at hidin and wud probly wait for the pirate to get drunk and then theyd like cut his boat in half.....and if the pirate is already drunk then....it wud be a quick win...

[Quindiana Jones]

The real winner would be Chris, the Ninja Pirate.

http://www.printshop.co.uk/weebls_stuff_and_bob/images/preview/p00000146.jpg

[sephirothishere]

noooooooo waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy man......thats cheatin.....

[NorthernChaosGod]

ninjas win cuz they aare very good at hidin and wud probly wait for the pirate to get drunk and then theyd like cut his boat in half.....and if the pirate is already drunk then....it wud be a quick win...

Pirates are always drunk, your plan fails.

[sephirothishere]

hey ncg....i said if the pirate was already drunk as you have stated it would be the ninjas cud jus knock him over and instant victory....

[Pete for President]

Definatly Ninja. Play the Tenchu series and you'll know ninja are way cooler.

[NorthernChaosGod]

hey ncg....i said if the pirate was already drunk as you have stated it would be the ninjas cud jus knock him over and instant victory....

Pirates are always drunk, and still function better than everyone else. They win.

[Rengori]

Yeah, as much I hate to admit it, Pirates are mean drunks. I remember I got killed by a band of 9 drunk pirates. Than after beating some sense into them they just decided to give me the keys to their ship.

[sephirothishere]

Pirates are always drunk, and still function better than everyone else. They win

ninjas would still win.....get over it.............

[Raebus]

Pirates are always drunk, and still function better than everyone else. They win

Pirates would win..................


:thumb:

Oh and less "......" plz.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Pirates are always drunk, and still function better than everyone else. They win

Pirates would win..................


:thumb:

Oh and less "......" plz.

^Know's what's going on.

[Del Snizz]

Jowy seyde <i>Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.</i>

This is true, though I wouldn't necessarily draw a sharp distinction between pirates and Vikings, as what's so special about the latter is that they show what pirates are cabable of: in other words, their entire civilization was founded on piracy.

Ninjas, on the other hand, could never have a real culture and society of their own because it is against their nature. Pirates are their own masters, and they value freedom and all the good things in life. Ninjas are merely servants to whatever feudal despot or crime boss happens to need an inconvenient target killed. They are no doubt adept at their craft, but this is because they spend most of their time alone, honing only the skills that are useful to their profession. They have no time to 'waste' on civic life or enjoyment of the arts. Pirates, on the other hand, have no illusions about perfecting their methods: they'll prepare for combat enough to defeat most enemies, but they know their limitations. Most importantly, when they're satisfied with their winnings, they'll go home and enjoy them.

Supporting ninjas over pirates is, fundamentally, a sign of a rejection of modernity and a democratic society. We should be suspicious of the proponents of ninja ways.

[Spammerman]

Ninjas. They have a full set of teeth.

[Kryton87]

A red mage ninja has already been done. the Ninja from FF1 is basically like a red mage. I mean, he's red, uses awesome ninja weapons, and he uses low level magic! If that's not a Ninja Red Mage, I don't know what is.

A Red Mage Pirate however, is going to be much more powerful than a RMNinja. However, the RMNinja could probably sneak the bejesus out of the RMPirate. But if the RMPirate spotted the RMNinja, it would simply be a matter of who pulls off the dirtiest tricks. They'll both be trying, but only a true master of the unclean can win.

I prefer RMPirates, but the RMNinja would more likely win.

[Reine]

As a member of the Pirate Red Mages, the PRMP to be exact, I think it is clearly obvious as to who I know will win.

Also, as Jebus voted Pirates, it has already been won

[Zeromus_X]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Zeromus_X/Red_Mage-1.gif:cat: :love:!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

My boyfriend's a ninja. :P
OMG! My girlriends boyfriend is a ninja too! What a coincidence!


The ninja could fend the pirate off, but the pirate will always steal the ninja's pants in the process.
My girlfriend is a pirate, and I can vouch for this. I always win, but she always gets my pants off somehow.



Ninjas, on the other hand, could never have a real culture and society of their own because it is against their nature. Pirates are their own masters, and they value freedom and all the good things in life. Ninjas are merely servants to whatever feudal despot or crime boss happens to need an inconvenient target killed. They are no doubt adept at their craft, but this is because they spend most of their time alone, honing only the skills that are useful to their profession. They have no time to 'waste' on civic life or enjoyment of the arts. Pirates, on the other hand, have no illusions about perfecting their methods: they'll prepare for combat enough to defeat most enemies, but they know their limitations. Most importantly, when they're satisfied with their winnings, they'll go home and enjoy them.

Supporting ninjas over pirates is, fundamentally, a sign of a rejection of modernity and a democratic society. We should be suspicious of the proponents of ninja ways.
That is samurai, and samurai suck. Winned.

[roxy]

Vikings, If you take away the booze and women.

[Poo-Kitty-OUCH]

Ph33r t3h l33t n1nj4!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!one
(yes I still think leet is cool, bite me)

[Dell]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

Ninja is emotionless. What important first is their work. They could kill their family if asked.

I like Ninja. Pirate and Ninja probably have same Physical, Magical and Growth Stat but Ninjas are faster than pirate, so they win. I also like Shuriken and Kunai/Dagger, Kotaro in Onimusha wins.

Pirate is dead........Game Over.

[Araciel]

i like ninjas more...but neither 'wins'