Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Kermit the Frog. Who would you date?

[The Devil Man]

The question is in the title!

Out of Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise and Kermit the Frog, if you HAD to make a choice for unknown mysterious reasons, who would you choose to date? Consider their good points in your answer.

Paris Hilton is, err, pretty? (maybe? :confused: ) Has lots of cash. Is... umm.... err.... a talented actress?... umm.... hmmm.... is a good singer? :confused:

Tom Cruise... is... umm... a follower of Xenu, and.... damn, I'm stuck already! :crying: (Oh, wait! He's an actor too!)

Kermit the Frog: Is green! Yay! And he dumped Miss Piggy! Double Yay! :hyper: And is a Frog! Triple Yay! :nibbles:

I choose Kermit! Easily! What about you?

[theundeadhero]

One million/kermit the frog/see sexKermit

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

Hilton, i've heared... erm... uh... good... things about her

[sephirothishere]

i heard shes a whore....is that what your talkin about...heheheheh.....nah.....shes borin...at least ya cud have a laugh with kermit the frog....with paris....youd wake up and be like....."can i uhh...have some cash...."and then shell be like....."ok big boy"....and after i have my cash and whatever else she was there for id tell her to get out......hahahahahahahahaha......
kermit and i would laugh at tons of people...includin paris hilton and tom cruise...hahahahahahaha

[Rye]

Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

[Moon Rabbits]

I'd only date Paris Hilton so she could make more delightful music for me :)

[Decessus]

Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

Genitalia warts.

[Madame Adequate]

Kermit is first, obviously. Paris is second. Tom Cruise = no, however if I could possibly give Suri a chance at being sane, I would probably go for him first.

[sephirothishere]

yeh me an kermit would jus be friends....no froggy style for him.....

[Fuego]

I've seen the paris video so i know what it would be like to have sex with her .... she'd be on the phone the whole time ... :mwahaha:

[sephirothishere]

fuego.......hahahahahahahaha

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[Leeza]

Tom would be great, except for the whole Fundamentalist thing. Paris? That's a joke. It would have to be cute little Kermit. :)

[Psychotic]

I'd gold dig Paris Hilton.

[Roto13]

Kermit. I want a threeway with Kermit and Miss Piggy. Fozzie can film it. Beaker can be a sex toy.

[Jojee]

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:



....but looks like I'm alone ;o

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:Aww, hobbit love is blossoming.

[Sweet Beloved]

I liked Tom Cruise, but now I can care less and I won't really support his movies anymore. Kermit...well, last choice... ;D Paris just entertains me, considering her new music career.

[Jojee]

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:Aww, hobbit love is blossoming. Wut :confused:

I don't understand xD You're the one with the hairy feet! :mad2:

[Meat Puppet]

Apparently I am the male Miss Piggy. Kermit for me.

[sephirothishere]

Paris just entertains me, considering her new music career.


yeh...hilarious...

[Araciel]

what exactly are we learning from this thread?

[Jojee]

Who you would rather go on a date with, of course :</>D

[theundeadhero]

That we'd rather have sex with an old (green) friend than Paris Hilton?

[Araciel]

what exactly are we learning from this thread?

i would choose paris

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:Aww, hobbit love is blossoming. Wut :confused:

I don't understand xD You're the one with the hairy feet! :mad2:I thought it was obvious, but I don't want you to feel left out, so I'll explain. You're not the tallest of people, are you? Neither is lover boy. Neither are hobbits. :)

[Miriel]

I would take Paris Hilton out on a date and then berate her for being a horrible waste of a human being and keep yelling at her until she starts crying. Then I'd be all, "yeah, cry you skanky whore! CRY!"

Cause I'm mean and stuff. =x

[Araciel]

why do people hate her so..

i myself make it a point to not hate anyone i don't at least personally know

[sephirothishere]

most people in hollywood jus piss me off with their attitudes....i know i shouldnt say stuff about them cuz i never talked to them but i know people similar to them and they really pis me off...

[Araciel]

good enough for me!!

people who have millions of dollars also have big egos?? crazy

[KentaRawr!]

Tom Cruise = So beutiful he's fugly
Kermit = Dead

Paris Hilton is the only option left.

[Venom]

The secret Death/anywhere but that situation option!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Uh... none. I don't date media stars, especially one who's and idiot, or Scientology-warped, or a MUPPET.

[Mirage]

I'd date Paris. But it wouldn't be a romantic date. Quite the opposite.

[Vikeve]

Who else Kermit he's a sexy beast!!!

[Resha]

Kermit the Frog! :D My best friend wrote him a poem once and he sent us his autograph xD

[Christmas]

I will date LITTLE MANUS and give him a trauma so deep he will never date me or anyone again. :bigsmile:

PS: This thread is not about dating who you want? :(

[Sylvie]

Hilton, i've heared... erm... uh... good... things about her

I saw good things with her in it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I choose Paris, she's female, she has money, and she isn't crazy(Tom) or a racist(Kermit).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcLHzgJkqUI

[Rainecloud]

The one with the rod up his arse.

[Alive-Cat]

Kermit all the way.

[McLovin']

A combination of all 3!

Kermit the Paris Cruise

[Polaris]

Paris hilton? WTF.... Are u desperate? If i'd be a man neither if she gave me all her diamonds and trust me she has them, I wouldn't want anything with her...

But since that I'm a girl I'd go for Kermie it's sooooooooooooooooooooo cute ^^

(just because there isn't the 'other' option)

[Quindiana Jones]

The one with the rod up his arse.
Cruise?

Kermit.

Cruise is mad, and Paris is so ugly and annoying, I want to run her over with my army of spaceships that I came to Earth 75million years ago with.

[mooglebunni608]

Kermit, duh. Paris Hilton looks like she's rotting from the inside out, and Tom Cruise is just icky. :/

[Shauna]

Kermit obviously. Those other 9 people are wrong! >=(

[escobert]

Since I dislike Tom Cruise and frogs aren't my thing I'll go with paris.

[fire_of_avalon]

Kermy!

[Laugh at face of Danger]

none! i'd rather be alone, Team America put me off puppet sex.

[My_car_is_faster_than_you]

Dislike Paris, don't like Tom (sides' I ain't gay), and Kermit.....Hmm, I think I'll wait for someone else to come along.

[Quindiana Jones]

Why wouldn't you wanna have sex with a frog puppet?....oh right...

[Polaris]

Why wouldn't you wanna have sex with a frog puppet?....oh right...

date includes sex? o_O GOD *rusn away*

[sephirothishere]

i dunno...i saw a program with hilton in earlier today.....she looked kinda hot in some of it....i probably wudnt want to do her more than once.....hahahahaha...

[Quindiana Jones]

Why wouldn't you wanna have sex with a frog puppet?....oh right...

date includes sex? o_O GOD *rusn away*

Not with people no, but frogs are reeeeeaaaal easy.

[starseeker]

Kermit, he's the most intelligent of the three.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Tom Cruise. Then I'd find out where he lived, put on a Xenu costume, and then kidnap his daughter whilst cackling and bellowing "You'll never put me back in a Volcano Cruise!".