My PM Inbox is borked

[DK]

It says I have 8 messages in my inbox but I don't HOW DO I MAKE IT GO AWAY

[Dr Unne]

Reinstall Windows.

[DK]

I'm quite happy with Linux. :(

[Cruise Control]

Check message reciepts, they count.

[DK]

No it doesn't because I don't have any. :(

[rubah]

Don't try telling Dr Unne your lies. He can smell the taint of microsoft upon your soul.

[DK]

Stop spamming and stay on topic. :mad2:

[Shoeberto]

The entrancing crotch thrusts tell me to do otherwise.

[DK]

THIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND BENJAMIN

[Rye]

You should pay 20 dollars to get onto staff, so you can learn how from the land of exdee.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Hard Gay is playing a trick on you. You think you have 8 new messages and bam! NO MESSAGES FOR YOU FOOOO~

[DK]

I should arrest you all. ESPECIALLY YOU MODS. You people make a mockery of the EoFF staff. :mad2:

And you go to hell and you die, HG is a sacred entity and a power for only good. Not like the 'Chin' Patrol. (Chin is a japanese slang term for Penis, which comes as no surprise if you survey the members of your little clan.)

[Shiny]

*Pelvic thrust* I can tell you what the problem is and the solution. Here is the problem: You have 8 messages in your inbox and smelly body odor.
Here's the solution: Well actually I don't have one. Sorry. Better luck never.

[DK]

Et tu, Shiny? This is a sad state of affairs indeed. :(

[I Took the Red Pill]

You should have known when you made this thread that it would serve to make fun of your plight rather than help you out with it.

[Rye]

I think the reason that they're no going away is because they're rejection PMs from the boiz that you asked for their MSN addresses to cyber with and you're afraid to click them. :( Sorry.

[DK]

Ah, you may be right there. It's not my fault, i'm still new at this, and it's hard to break into a market where there's already such a big ho as yourself giving out your services for virtually free because you love 'chin' more than you love money. :(

[Shiny]

Have you tried throwing your computer out a window?

[Rye]

Don't worry Dan, you'll learn how to please the boys and girls one day, when you hit puberty. http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/ryechu2u/PIRATEBIGSMILE.gif

[DK]

I'd dread to think how short you were if you're a midget now and you've already been through puberty. :(


Have you tried throwing your computer out a window?

Yes. Twice. The first time it fell apart a bit, and then the second time it landed on a rather elderly fellow who didn't seem quite pleased. I think he dropped his rolling tobacco or something. It's alright though, I gave him some compensation in the form of Keith's phone number.

[I Took the Red Pill]

This thread is full of antagonistic feelings imho

[Roto13]

*antagonizes Dan*

[Tavrobel]

If you give me your account password, I can fix it for you. Just as I've "fixed" things for you in the past.

[Roto13]

Use your violence.