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The Devil Man
09-22-2006, 05:16 PM
A day or so ago I created a serious Thread in Eyes on Each Other where, well, basically I disagreed with Pornography. I figured I'd get a lot of people agreeing with me too... but how wrong was I! :eek: Devil Man got pwned! (or pawned/owned). Many people here support it! Here is the Linky for that Thread:

:save: Click Here For Free Porn! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=93284):save:

And in that Thread, there were some shocking revelations about the viewing habits of the EoFF'ers.

So in the purpose of, er, Market Research, the topic of this Thread is: Do you really watch the bad stuff? Oh, and feel free to vote for any of the options in my Poll! It's multiple-voting :) (This is also for those that didn't like my Poll Options in that Thread)


Naturally, I don't because, like, it's bad :nonono:

Edit! Better Make This Clear: It's Multiple Voting Dudes so click what ya like! :bigbiggri:

BardTard
09-22-2006, 05:20 PM
Aww I got all excited for nothing. I DO like porn. I clicked the link. lol You got me.

Polaris
09-22-2006, 05:22 PM
:laugh: I didn't clicked eheheeh I saw the click here and when i saw that the link would go to another EOFF thread I laughed! ^^"

I don't like porn and I don't see porn! I'm an angel!

edczxcvbnm
09-22-2006, 05:42 PM
I voted for everything but the last option :laugh:

BardTard
09-22-2006, 05:42 PM
Who is Ron Jeremy? :confused:

I'd vote on the poll... but... there is no option that says

Kinky Girls: I love porn :love: and I'm not afraid to admit it! :D

lol

Roto13
09-22-2006, 06:01 PM
The fat hairy men option is only for girls? Sexist.

Jebus
09-22-2006, 06:03 PM
It's not that I don't like porn, it's just that I find it to be incredibly boring.

~SapphireStar~
09-22-2006, 06:16 PM
Yeah I like porn. I have 1 DVD and a 5 minute porn vid on my PC, which I took from my ex's PC. Not a mad collection I know! My family dont know I watch it, doubt they'd be bothered. But my mates watch porn also and my ex found it a turn on that I did.

Peter_20
09-22-2006, 06:26 PM
As long as there's no harassment involved, I swear about 99% of the world's population loves porn. :D

themagicroundabout
09-22-2006, 06:34 PM
Ron Jeremy is my secret fantasy :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Peegee
09-22-2006, 06:54 PM
Click for porn (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=93406)

^_^

Owen Macwere
09-22-2006, 06:57 PM
I just seen one movie, it was a long one about 2 hours, but when it is started to get serious i turned off the TV. I don't get so much in these stuff.

Edit: and I saw that movie two months ago, not planning to do it again. :3

Rainecloud
09-22-2006, 07:14 PM
Plenty of bondage please.

Not the weird pain stuff though - that's just creepy.

Jojee
09-22-2006, 08:22 PM
I don't really like porn... xD it's so uncomfortable. I watched some short clips of it once while I was inebriated but it wasn't very exciting... xD

Venom
09-22-2006, 08:23 PM
Hentai is more my thing.:love:

RiseToFall
09-22-2006, 08:28 PM
I like porn, my girlfriend likes to watch porn with me, it's a win win situation.

Tavrobel
09-22-2006, 08:42 PM
I love porn. But Levian (that porn bitch that he is) stole all my stuff!

Madame Adequate
09-22-2006, 08:44 PM
Hentai is preferable, but porn is :jess: too.

Sylvie
09-22-2006, 08:45 PM
Go porn.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-22-2006, 08:51 PM
Yeah i like porn very much i don´t care if it´s:

"My first sex teacher" or "Teacher pets" or even "My friends hot mom" i like it all!

Sometimes i watch a little whip action yeah it´s always good!

And boy do i feel great about it:)

Miriel
09-22-2006, 09:13 PM
I've never seen a single porn movie that was in any way erotic or sensual. It was just people doing it like bunnies. Sometimes I don't understand how guys can get off on that but whatever floats your boats.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
09-22-2006, 09:18 PM
Boycotting this poll on account of its flagrant abuse of emoticons.

Sefie1999AD
09-22-2006, 09:56 PM
I don't really like porn... xD it's so uncomfortable.

I agree. It may feel good first, but sooner or later, I'll just feel guilty and think, "Oh man, this is disturbing!" Porn just isn't my thing.

Old Manus
09-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Only if they inflate plz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation_fetishism)

Meat Puppet
09-23-2006, 12:20 AM
Some of it is pretty funny. Like Christine.

roxy
09-23-2006, 12:27 AM
Whats the fun of seeing girls getting covered with semen?.

Madame Adequate
09-23-2006, 12:46 AM
Only if they inflate plz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation_fetishism)

You win this round.

Materia Hunter Yuffie
09-23-2006, 02:22 AM
I've seen a couple of things on the net, but really it's just kinda... yeah i'll leave it at that.

Jojee
09-23-2006, 03:00 AM
Only if they inflate plz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation_fetishism) Oh <i>good god</i>.

O_O

Resha
09-23-2006, 04:55 AM
I have never watched porn or wanted to o_o I am too scared of that stuff!

Raistlin
09-23-2006, 05:28 AM
Only if they inflate plz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation_fetishism)


Inflation fetishism, also known as expansion fetishism, is the sexual attraction to the expansion of certain body parts, usually the breasts, buttocks and belly, sometimes to the extent that the subject becomes completely spherical except for her head, hands and feet. Such expansion, in practice or in fiction, may be caused by the body parts filling with air, water, <b>blueberry juice...</b>

o_O

Araciel
09-23-2006, 06:49 AM
i have seen porn...don't watch it though

fantasyjunkie
09-23-2006, 07:27 AM
I love porn! woot!

chaos_ghost
09-23-2006, 07:36 AM
I love porn. I tend to watch almost everyday. My favorite pornstar is probally Obsession or India.

ValkyrieWing
09-23-2006, 07:46 AM
Nope, don't like it. Life drawing was bad enough.

roxy
09-23-2006, 08:09 AM
I personally don't think a plain nude artwork with no hanking with themselves or anyone else is bad.
I perfer that type because they are showing the beauty of body, rather than showing it off in a sleazy way.

ValkyrieWing
09-23-2006, 08:14 AM
You're right of course, I ment it that life drawing was enough of seeing nekky people for me. :)

Rainecloud
09-23-2006, 08:28 AM
Speaking of 'misplaced moans' and whatnot, check out this hilarious "Swingin' Porno Mix - Super Mario 3 Grass Land" tune from OC Remix.

http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR00349/

I've never heard anything quite like it.

(And before you ask, no, I wouldn't rate it as being too hot for this website. It's simply an mp3 track with a few silly sound effects dotted around here and there...)

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
09-23-2006, 08:34 AM
Yeah. No. I don't watch or look at porn at all anymore. I went cold turkey about 4-5 months ago and haven't looked back. Makes me feel better about myself. Which is odd, because I find nothing wrong with porn. I think that getting a girlfriend must have influenced me there somehow.

Breine
09-23-2006, 10:33 AM
I find porn pretty enjoyable and I watch it from time to time... like every other guy :P

NorthernChaosGod
09-23-2006, 11:50 AM
Porn is good when you're single.

And I voted all options to be an asshole.

The Real Dark Messenger
09-23-2006, 11:53 AM
I would be lying if I said I never did... from time to another I watch porn.

McLovin'
09-23-2006, 01:28 PM
Yes.

Zeldy
09-24-2006, 12:32 AM
"I am the Martin Luther King of Pornography.. I have a wet dream!"

I heard a comedian say that. xD

Porn? Nothx.

kissgirls
09-24-2006, 06:14 AM
*shakes head*
you've got to stop liking porn cause when the end comes.... thats not good that you like porn, i know it's hard but you got to learn to be in that stuff :(

RiseToFall
09-24-2006, 06:24 AM
*shakes head*
you've got to stop liking porn cause when the end comes.... thats not good that you like porn, i know it's hard but you got to learn to be in that stuff :(

If you don't use it, you lose it.

StarChild
09-24-2006, 07:10 AM
*shakes head*
you've got to stop liking porn cause when the end comes.... thats not good that you like porn, i know it's hard but you got to learn to be in that stuff :(

If you don't use it, you lose it.

agreed

Twilight Edge
09-24-2006, 08:09 AM
TENTACLE AND BONDAGEHentai is preferable, but RAW BONDAGE WITH THE UNUSUALS porn is :jess: too.

Fixed to my bidding.:cool:

Quindiana Jones
09-24-2006, 03:08 PM
Those are the best options EVER.

Bunny
09-24-2006, 03:13 PM
Eh. The majority of it is quite boring. Every once and awhile I will look at a bit, but I don't think I have ever seen a full length movie.

Alive-Cat
09-24-2006, 03:14 PM
I dun like it. :(

Rosenti
09-24-2006, 03:28 PM
It's not that I don't like porn, it's just that I find it to be incredibly boring.


lol same

daggertrepe
09-24-2006, 03:42 PM
I refuse to answer this. Just in the poll LOL.

Xander
09-24-2006, 06:51 PM
JAPANESE BOYS.

Mogi
10-06-2006, 04:49 AM
Hentai's better... the storylines aren't bull stupid, and anything can happen. There aren't really any laws or limitations... to an extent. I do feel kinda uncomfortable with the scarily violent stuff though.

AAaahh!!

Ouch!
10-06-2006, 05:08 AM
It's not that I don't like porn, it's just that I find it to be incredibly boring.
Quite true.

DarkLadyNyara
10-06-2006, 07:18 AM
*shakes head*
you've got to stop liking porn cause when the end comes.... thats not good that you like porn, i know it's hard but you got to learn to be in that stuff :(

If god doesn't want me looking at porn, he should have given me a lower sex drive. :rolleyes2 (And/or a girlfriend-or is that sinful, too?)

Yes, I like porn. Particularly girl-on-girl BDSM. http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/DarkLadyNyara/whipitsmiley.gif

Marluxiaswife
10-06-2006, 03:06 PM
i'm to scared of porn. even watching it.
i don't know why guys like that stuff it scarey :(

Raebus
10-06-2006, 03:08 PM
i'm to scared of porn. even watching it.
i don't know why guys like that stuff it scarey :(

Yeah, sex is so scary, It /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifs all over freddy krueger and death.

Fuzakeru
10-06-2006, 03:21 PM
=O Did someone say Hentai? I love hentai. I'm a bit of a brat about style though when it comes to it. Minus some more unappealing fetish categories I can probably get in to about anything if its well drawn. And pose! Poses are important! Its a drawn scene - lets see a different angle then what we would normally bare witness to. ( Two pronouns that are made of win and awesome - Tony Taka ) Also, I've found myself more in to doujinshi then hentai. <.< The stories are usually made of less 'cheese'.

I love porn but I'm quite picky about it. Softcore ( to me ) wins over hardcore anyday and my NUMBER ONE complaint about most the porn . . . . why do they LOOK at the camera? Hot? I suppose . . .but not so much as if they actually PRETENDED they were really in to it and not participating to be on film. =/

Levian
10-06-2006, 04:40 PM
According to the poll, I have stolen 10 stashes. But I only read the articles. ;)

Quindiana Jones
10-06-2006, 08:20 PM
11 bitch. :love:

AdVenT
10-06-2006, 08:58 PM
PORN!

Shlup
10-06-2006, 09:09 PM
None of the above poll options.

Skarr
10-06-2006, 10:24 PM
People, how many times do i have to tell you that I'm normal??? I watch porn like every other normal guy...alot and never at all. ;)

Paro
10-06-2006, 10:31 PM
I love porn

but how many people have sex while watching it?

Rainecloud
10-06-2006, 10:35 PM
I love porn

but how many people have sex while watching it?

It makes your head ache too much when you have to turn to face the monitor.

Plus, it's just distracting.

Fuzakeru
10-06-2006, 11:03 PM
I love porn

but how many people have sex while watching it?

It makes your head ache too much when you have to turn to face the monitor.

Plus, it's just distracting.

. . . certain forms of sex are good while watching porn. <.< I'd say more but this is a family forum afterall.

Raebus
10-07-2006, 11:11 AM
I love porn

but how many people have sex while watching it?

It makes your head ache too much when you have to turn to face the monitor.

Plus, it's just distracting.

. . . certain forms of sex are good while watching porn. <.< I'd say more but this is a family forum afterall.


Your on a thread discussing porn, their's also a thread somewhere where someone goes into great detail about making love to his girlfriend, I'd say your safe to continue.

Renmiri
10-07-2006, 01:56 PM
I've never seen a single porn movie that was in any way erotic or sensual. It was just people doing it like bunnies. Sometimes I don't understand how guys can get off on that but whatever floats your boats.

Ditto!

We girls need romance! :love:

Bart's Friend Milhouse
10-07-2006, 06:08 PM
Porn sucks :)