I Love Paris Hilton ;__;

[The Devil Man]

I have a confession to make on here...

A truly shocking confession...

:crying2: :crying: :whimper: :crying: :crying2:

I...

I......

I........

I ACTUALLY LOVE PARIS HILTON!!!! :whimper:

YES! There, I said it at last! I L:heart:ve Paris with all my Heart :crying2:

There's no point in me denying it. Yes, I have made some Poll options where the gorgeous and mightly talented Paris Hilton has been the 'Choice of Hell'... but I am just trying to cover up my true feelings for her... I secretly adore Paris and I have pictures of her pinned up on my bedroom wall. I have bought the whole series of 'The Simple Life' on DVD and my favourite movie of all time is House of Wax. I think it was terrible of Hollywood to overlook her for a nomination as the 'Best Actress' at this years Academy Awards. I just love Paris, truly :whimper:

And...

AND I BOUGHT 2 COPIES OF HER C.D. :crying2: (incase I lost one)

Please don't judge me too harshly... please... please... I just love Paris!

But do I need help? Am I a sad guy for whom there is NO help?

And more importantly...

Does a-n-y-o-n-e here at all like Paris Hilton? Anyone? (So that I am not alone :whimper:)

[Vikeve]

lol... your not alone. I don' love her but i do watch the simple life but ive never payed any attention to her CD's.

If you went to my school you would fit right in everyone where i live loves her..... or hates her ome to think of it. Wow im the only weird one here im caught in the middle:eek:

nobody understands vikeve *cries alone in dark corner*

Dude, prepare for a beat down most people here do not like her.*hides*

[Tavrobel]

Failure at life.

There is no hope for you.

I wish the poll were multiple, since I would choose the top three as my answer.

[Hawkeye]

I saw her today at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. My sister unknowingly walked right next to her and pushed one of her (Hiltons) bodygaurds out of the way. It was purely accidently, but both my sister and Paris looked at each other as they standed right next to each other. It was funny, but she looks like a slut.

[Skarr]

Here's to hoping that this is some sort of a joke-a not so funny joke.

[Madame Adequate]

I wouldn't say I like her, but I have no problem with her either.

[-N-]

Who?

[The Real Dark Messenger]

How can anyone like Paris Hilton for anything else than laughing at her lack of brain capacity?! :confused: Seriously, I’m not the brightest person on earth, but at least I’m a little smarter than Paris Hilton :D

[Moon Rabbits]

Paris Hilton = good muzaks

[K. H. Kid]

Poor, poor, poor Devil Man. I feel sorry for you. You like her despite the fact that she's probally slept with at least half the people on the planet. Poor, poor, poor Devil Man.

[LunarWeaver]

I don't really have a problem with her... But it sort of bugs me that she gets all these deals, including a record deal, when there are so many truly talented people that deserve it much more. Ah well, that's how the world flows...

But I do like Paris's her army of writers' and producers' song "The Stars are Blind", so who am I to complain.

[Materia Hunter Yuffie]

I liked the simple life. Other than that i don't really pay attention to her.

[Meat Puppet]

I like Conan O'Brien's jokes about her. They're always so predictable... but funny, nevertheless. I guess it's because they're all so true.

[Mirage]

*Judges you too harshly*
The only way out is to reformat your brain and reprogram you. This is too severe for a hotfix.

[farplaner]

I have a confession to make on here...

A truly shocking confession...

:crying2: :crying: :whimper: :crying: :crying2:

I...

I......

I........

I ACTUALLY LOVE PARIS HILTON!!!! :whimper:

Timmy: "Doctor! (pleading) Is there any hope!?"

Doctor: (silent pause) "...I'm sorry Timmy, Devil Man is gone, and there is nothing I can do about it."

Timmy: (cries hysterically)

*Chopin's Funeral March drones sullenly in the background.

[SnoopyG]

I have no problem with her, I just think she's spoiled.

[RiseToFall]

I love Tinkerbell.

[Polaris]

Oh no Devil Man, neither angels can help you now... She's the DEVIL man.... opps... I mean she's EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :D You have to start listen good music and watch more porn! :) It's the only way for you to be cured...


Well see the good part, at least almost no one know you here :D

[Breine]

Dude, I hope you're kidding. That girls doesn't have any talents whatsoever... I'm surprised she's so famous.

[Rosenti]

You cannot love her, if you dont know her. You dont know her really, all you have is a really bad crush on her. Really bad one. I think shes a slut and a tramp also a spoilt little brat. But good in bed LOL.

Ps: devil man, i think your trying to get some award for most polls or something? lol? or maybe just wanna become noticed, i hope its not the second one, cause that CAN give the impression of you havein no life. But im sure its not that...

[McLovin']

*resists urge to say mean things to thread starter*


I loved her new home movie. She is quite talented. :cool:

[~SapphireStar~]

Poor Devil Man. There is NO hope for you! Have you lost your mind? I pity you!

[rubah]

I love paris hilton so much I used a softcore porn image of her to display on a site that was direct linking my images.

[Griff]

This thread started by a man who has the word "Devil" in his username.

Irony+1

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'd be alright with her, if she actually did something useful apart from just exsist. Exsisting is a piece of cake. Even rocks can exsist. What does she actually do?

[Madame Adequate]

I'd be alright with her, if she actually did something useful apart from just exsist. Exsisting is a piece of cake. Even rocks can exsist. What does she actually do?

Existing matters! >=|

[chrisfffan]

She’s a blonde bimbo with a lot of money and no talent what’s to like?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Well, I hate her! I hate her with a passion! She's an idiot and she's far too easy!

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

Oh my God you did not just put Paris Hilton and Acadamy Awards in one sentence! (yes i know i just did but not in the same context)

though i do think the simple life is quite funny...i gotta admit she did reach "fame" for being well...famous! Now i admit i did listen to some of her songs out of curiostiy and she sounds more concieted than her simple life 'character'!

but yeah you dont have to not not like her u know...takes balls to admit it though lol

[daggertrepe]

Poor, poor Devil Man. :(

Janice is better!!!

[Nominus Experse]

Fuck Paris, she cannot act, sing, hell, her amatuar porn tapes were even crappy.

She is a failure, and for those that actually appreciate or care for her, I am very, very sorry for you.

She looks like a melted barbie doll, to....

[Jojee]

The question is... WHY do you like Paris Hilton? o_O

[Rosenti]

LOL

[Quindiana Jones]

LOL

That pretty much sums it up for me.

[Polaris]

At the music hospital

Doctor Metalica - Do smth Pink Floyd we're about to loose another guy for the evil paris Hilton!

Doctor Pink Floyd - Another one? Hurry up let's take him to the urgencies!

*Three hours later*

Doctor Queen - We're so sorry, but he couldn't resist... He wasn't the fisrt one neither the last to fall into Paris Hilton curse... be strong...

Devils man mom - :cry: My soon... with a horrible blonde girl! OH NOOOO!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I fail to understand why she is so famous for doing pretty much nothing.

[Hawkeye]

Well, she has her own home made porn video and tends to flash her tits periodically, not to mention she's worth over billions of dollars. That tends to do it for most guys.

[The Devil Man]

Ps: devil man, i think your trying to get some award for most polls or something? lol? or maybe just wanna become noticed, i hope its not the second one, cause that CAN give the impression of you havein no life. But im sure its not that...

Wow, I'd almost forgotten about this Thread :eek: so I'm glad I found it again because without doubt, this has gotta be the most insane, craziest, deranged, and bizarre Post I have ever read on the Internet! And the internet is a very big place!

So, umm, I make about 5 or 6 posts a day and they are almost always 5 or 6 new Threads for you guys to have something new to talk about, and I add a Poll for a bit of fun... and that makes me have no life? :confused: (by the way, thanks to everyone who truly likes my Threads!)

That's just crazy talk Rosenti! :thumb: Crazy!

But it's also very strange and extremely creepy, and makes my skin crawl too...

Because usually, the people who say to someone else 'You have no life'... well, I read in a magazine that THEY are normally the ones that have a miserable, pathetic life with no friends, no one to go out with, etc, etc... Not saying that's you Rosenti, but people who say 'you got no life' are the real ones with no life.... So, uhh, keep comments like that quiet, oki? :) (And if you got more to say, feel free to PM me!)

Anyway, I'd like to extend this topic!

Paris Hilton is not universally popular... but what do you guys think of her sister?

Is anyone here a fan of Nicky Hilton?

She "seems" a lot more classier and is maybe a bit more talented. Anyone here like her at all? :D There's gotta be some people that prefer her, right?

[Polaris]

She "seems" a lot more classier and is maybe a bit more talented. Anyone here like her at all? :D There's gotta be some people that prefer her, right?

What?

You have to be kidding me? Well at least she hides to don't show her figure! Thank God! Devil man :( This is more serious than I thought!

[The Devil Man]

She "seems" a lot more classier and is maybe a bit more talented. Anyone here like her at all? :D There's gotta be some people that prefer her, right?

What?

You have to be kidding me? Well at least she hides to don't show her figure! Thank God! Devil man :( This is more serious than I thought!

I know! :crying2:

But I was just saying Ice Angel... :crying2:

Nicky Hilton might be a little bit better then Paris Hilton if you had to make a choice, right?

[Polaris]

Nicky Hilton might be a little bit better then Paris Hilton if you had to make a choice, right?

Are u THAT desperate? You have plenty of other girls! Amy Lee is cute in their new single, right? I mean why go for sister who cares JUST about diamonds? Nicky is just better than paris coz she's hidden most of the times! :D

[The Infinite Telomerase]

I'm really not bothered by the fact that she's a stupid spoiled whore. It's the "ugly skinny freak" part that I don't like.

[Rostum]

It was quite nice to see a pole go through her head in House of Wax, too bad the rest of the movie sucked.

[m4tt]

Paris Hilton is as ugly as the dog in her purse.

[Dreddz]

People should leave her alone, I havent been offended or annoyed with anything shes done or said. And im sure none of you have either.

[sephirothishere]

i can think of hotter and nicer chicks......anyone cud.....shes not that great.....she is rich......i think id steal all her cash and then dump her real bad.....hahahahahahahahahaha

[Dreddz]

So you hate her for being not as pretty as other girls and is rich. Gimme a break :rolleyes2

[m4tt]

People should leave her alone, I havent been offended or annoyed with anything shes done or said. And im sure none of you have either.

Her stupidity offends me. Her slutty-ness offends me. The fact that she tries to sing like Gwen Steffani offends me. The fact that she's probably never done a hard days work in her life and makes more money in one week than I make in a year offends me.

[Dreddz]

People should leave her alone, I havent been offended or annoyed with anything shes done or said. And im sure none of you have either.

Her stupidity offends me. Her slutty-ness offends me. The fact that she tries to sing like Gwen Steffani offends me. The fact that she's probably never done a hard days work in her life and makes more money in one week than I make in a year offends me.

Im sorry, but you seem to get offended too easily. You just seem to envy her, which isnt a reason at all to be offended by her.

[~SapphireStar~]

Her stupidity offends me. Her slutty-ness offends me. The fact that she tries to sing like Gwen Steffani offends me. The fact that she's probably never done a hard days work in her life and makes more money in one week than I make in a year offends me.
Hear hear. And no Im not jealous of her. Im happy with my little life at the mo. Ive had loads of ups and downs at the moment, but Im hapy with what Ive got.

Have you heard P!nk's song "Stupid Girls"? Its meant to be poking fun at Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie. So funny.

[m4tt]

People should leave her alone, I havent been offended or annoyed with anything shes done or said. And im sure none of you have either.

Her stupidity offends me. Her slutty-ness offends me. The fact that she tries to sing like Gwen Steffani offends me. The fact that she's probably never done a hard days work in her life and makes more money in one week than I make in a year offends me.

Im sorry, but you seem to get offended too easily. You just seem to envy her, which isnt a reason at all to be offended by her.

Envy? Ha! My life is grand, and I like it the way it is. I just don't like her. She's just a stuck up kid who got everything handed to her by daddy and now she's famous for unknown reasons. Oh no, it's because she was in a pornographic movie with two other dudes, boy do I envy her! :jokey:

[Madame Adequate]

Envy? Ha! My life is grand, and I like it the way it is. I just don't like her. She's just a stuck up kid who got everything handed to her by daddy and now she's famous for unknown reasons. Oh no, it's because she was in a pornographic movie with two other dudes, boy do I envy her! :jokey:

Sounds like envy to me.

[m4tt]

Envy? Ha! My life is grand, and I like it the way it is. I just don't like her. She's just a stuck up kid who got everything handed to her by daddy and now she's famous for unknown reasons. Oh no, it's because she was in a pornographic movie with two other dudes, boy do I envy her! :jokey:

Sounds like envy to me.

Stating a fact is envy now? I don't see where I saw that I wish my dad gave me everything I have.

[Levian]

Yeah, I dislike the fact how she got famous. There's just a lack of morals here. "Get a naughty video of yourself published on the internet, become famous and get your own TV-show!" I don't blame her for accepting that, she doesn't know better. It's her fans that's making her a "success". I had never even heard of her before this tape got posted all over the place.

[Hawkeye]

I haven't seen it yet. Could you hook me up there, Lev? :jokey: :joey:

[~SapphireStar~]

I haven't seen it yet.
You dont want to. Its nothing special.

[Miriel]

People should leave her alone, I havent been offended or annoyed with anything shes done or said. And im sure none of you have either.

Her driving drunk and endangering the lives of others is offensive. I don't care if you're a celebrity or not, driving drunk is idiotic. If you're not offended by that, I don't know what to say about you.

[Dreddz]

People should leave her alone, I havent been offended or annoyed with anything shes done or said. And im sure none of you have either.

Her driving drunk and endangering the lives of others is offensive. I don't care if you're a celebrity or not, driving drunk is idiotic. If you're not offended by that, I don't know what to say about you.

Thats a reason. But everything she is put down for is everything but that.

[Miriel]

Also, after watching an episode of The Simple Life, I found both her and Nichol Richie incredibly disrespectful of other human beings. Appallingly so. They mock others, put people down, condescend, and are sometimes just outrageously rude and uncivil. Regardless of whether they're being two pricks for the purposes of the TV show, such blatent "I'm so much better than you cause I'm hot" attitude makes me hope that all the crap they've pulled comes back to bite them in the ass.

[Rye]

I don't particularly love her, but most people hate her just to look cool, and I think that's rather silly. That's the kind of thing my little brother does with his other 13-14 year old friend, wish death upon Paris. If you all hate her getting attention so much, then stop whining about her. I think the majority of her attention is negative, which still makes her a celebrity.

Also, I think she looks like a pray mantis, except not as cute, because I find pray mantises to be cute. But lots of people do look like that because people are obsessed with being skinny.

[~SapphireStar~]

My cousin (huge PH fan) said that they had fallen out over one dating anothers ex boyfriend pr something and they have to pretend to be friends on the Simple Life cause they signed a contract, so the bithces have to be pleasant to one another.

[Leeza]

I fail to understand why she is so famous for doing pretty much nothing.
The name Hilton made her famous the minute she was born. She could have used her name and money for better things than what she's using it for now. She could have made a difference in the world, but instead she's making an ass out of her spoiled self. No, I do not like her.

[Hawkeye]

I fail to understand why she is so famous for doing pretty much nothing.
The name Hilton made her famous the minute she was born. She could have used her name and money for better things than what she's using it for now. She could have made a difference in the world, but instead she's making an ass out of her spoiled self. No, I do not like her.
Well, she's making a difference by killing off a lot of potential babies that's for sure.

[sephirothishere]

she's making an ass out of her spoiled self. No, I do not like her.


yeh..........it kinda pisses me off that shes a biatch.........and shes rich for like doin nothin.............which sucks........almost as much as her........hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

[Nominus Experse]

I don't understand how people can appreciate a melted barbie doll

[SnoopyG]

wow, lotta people do have a lotta hate for someone who was born rich. But anyways, I have nothing against her and I think the reason all of you hate her is because of how some media has made her look like a devil. Yes she's spoiled, but then with that much money just given to you, who wouldnt be? Yes she got all that money just like that, but can you blame her cause her parents wanted to have a baby? And she made a sex tape, but then the media wouldve taped her having sex sooner or later so why not make it yourself. But then, everybody has to hate someone and if you dont hate anybody, Paris can fill up that void.

Plus her song is catchy, props to her songwriter.

[Miriel]

wow, lotta people do have a lotta hate for someone who was born rich. But anyways, I have nothing against her and I think the reason all of you hate her is because of how some media has made her look like a devil. Yes she's spoiled, but then with that much money just given to you, who wouldnt be? Yes she got all that money just like that, but can you blame her cause her parents wanted to have a baby? And she made a sex tape, but then the media wouldve taped her having sex sooner or later so why not make it yourself. But then, everybody has to hate someone and if you dont hate anybody, Paris can fill up that void.

Plus her song is catchy, props to her songwriter.

I know rich people who aren't spoiled. And who don't act like supreme brats. No, they're not as rich as the Hiltons, but I do know people who are millionaires and they don't act *anything* like Paris Hilton.

[sephirothishere]

know rich people who aren't spoiled. And who don't act like supreme brats. No, they're not as rich as the Hiltons, but I do know people who are millionaires and they don't act *anything* like Paris Hilton.

really.....most rich people i know knew or other.....were pissin me off...