Stunning Realizations

[NeoCracker]

I recently discovered that you cannot be an insomniac and be in the navy. What are your stunning realizations?

By the way, even after these two months I have been gone I still hate you.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

You can't fly fighter jets if you're colorblind.

[Decessus]

You shouldn't play marco polo while driving a car.
The water ruins the interior.

[Levian]

Venezuelan roulette is like Russian roulette, except with only one player.

[Madame Adequate]

You cannot bungee jump into the mouth of a Sarlacc.

[Sylvie]

I just realized that wood is from trees.

[Bunny]

You can't fly fighter jets if you're colorblind.

Being colorblind puts severe limitations on what you can do in the military. Especially the Navy. I was told when I first joined that, aside from Nuke, I could be just about whatever I wanted to be. After they gave me the color test, it limited me to about half a dozen rates. It was pretty neat.

You also cannot have a history of sleepwalking in the Navy.

I haven't come to any serious conclusions or realizations lately. Although I suppose you could count developing some sort of feelings for a friend of mine when I thought I was pretty much done doing that sort of thing. Eh.

[NeoTifa]

well guess that disqualifies me.

that you can join army reserves and do boot camp your junior-senior summer. i wanted to do it but as long as my moms the one that has to sign the papers, i aint doin it v.v

[farplaner]

I was, and continue to be, bewildered by the realization that all newspapers are printed from recycled toilet paper.

[theundeadhero]

The mods won't let me talk about what I was stunned to recently discover.

[Levian]

Good thing you decided to be vague about it. I was afraid I'd have nothing to be curious about today. :mad2:

[theundeadhero]

Oh, go read LJ.

[Old Manus]

It is in threads like these that you can't think of anything cool to post.

[My name is...something..?]

This chair is very uncomfortable.:(

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

You can´t watch two porn films at the same time on my computer...:(

[Mirage]

I can!

[Captain Maxx Power]

It is in threads like these that you can't think of anything cool to post. So you just quote someone else.

[Raistlin]

My current girlfriend still believed in Santa Claus when I registered here.

[starseeker]

My computer has a DVD burner. I've had it for 2 years and I never noticed.

[Misfit]

"Whenever anyone refers to "back in the day", that day was a Wednesday. There's a little fun fact for you. Take that home and chew on it. It's delicious."

[Rainecloud]

You can't have hayfever and be in the army.

Discrimination, eh? ;)

[Quindiana Jones]

Emu's and Kangaroo's are on <s>a country's flag</s> Australia's coat-of-arms, simply because they cannot walk backwards. (If anyone knows what country has that flag, please tell me. I forgot and it's really bugging me)

[Bunny]

They are on Australia's coat-of-arms.

[Quindiana Jones]

That's the one! Cheers :bigsmile: