Janice Dickinson

[daggertrepe]

I loveeee her. How bout any of you?

[Madame Adequate]

She ain't no Paris.

[Meat Puppet]

Who?

[Venom]

I think after the surreal life I tried my best to forget who she is.:)

[RiseToFall]

She's made out of plastic.

[LunarWeaver]

I think she's completely out of her mind :jess:

[tan]

I don't like her because, honestly, it seems as though she's fake.

[Fuego]

Not a fan of janice but, if she is actually helping people then power to that .

[The Infinite Telomerase]

Who?

[~SapphireStar~]

Who? I only know her from your sigs :D

[Polaris]

She ain't no Paris.

Thank God! ^^ One aberration is enough!

Anyway Janice who? I have no idea who she is :confused:

[Nominus Experse]

Where is this option, of which is the only true and relevant option:

"I fucking hate her - she is a haughty, unintelligent royal piece of sh** that is overbearingly narcistic"

?

[Rosenti]

Shes an Old Lady, straight out truth....

[daggertrepe]

Haha. I knew you all would say this. :)

[DK]

Who?

[Araciel]

THE janice dickinson?? MORE COW BELL!!!!

seriously though i have no idea who she is

[NorthernChaosGod]

Where is the "She's hot" option?? :cry:

[Twilight Edge]

Who?

Watch America's Next Top Model. She's one of the judges.

I like her booty, but I don't like the way she opens her mouth wide. It's like.........

*cue WC3:DotA match*

Janice as Pudge the Butcher(big fat homunculus with three hands and a leg)
Simon Cowell as Anub'arak the Nerubian Assassin(big fat beetle with the ability to "burn" people)
Tyra Banks as Traxex the Drow Ranger(super sexy archer in a bikini)
Antonio Banderas as Purist Thunderwrath the Omniknight(handsome blonde knight that knows his swords)

Janice: I see Paris I see France, I see Tyra and her man.
Simon: The pair are totally, utterly useless in battle.
Janice: Well damn right. *stomach growls*
Janice: I want some meat for lunch.
Simon: You get the meat, I burn, we share.
Janice: *classic wide mouth laugh* MUAHAHAHAH!!
*Janice uses her first skill, the Meat Hook, and successfully hooks Tyra to her*
Tyra: Oh Antonio save me! I'm going to get eaten by a woman with a wide mouth and a super spirit-burner!
Antonio: Thou shalt not worry, Tyra my dear! I shalt come to thy aid!
Simon: I say no.
*Simon uses his first skill, Impale, and impales Antonio's spirit by putting thorns of critics in his brain*
Antonio: ARGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!! THE AGONY!! ARRGGHHHH!!
Simon: Are you even cut out to be an actor?
*Simon uses his second skill, Mana Burn, and burns Antonio's spirit and life at the same time*
Antonio: ARRRGGGHHHH!! MY SPIRIT!! MY LIFE!! ARRRGGHHHHH!! THE PAINFULNESS!! THE TOTAL AGONY!! ARRGGHHHHH!!
Simon: Now I shall stab your heart.
*Simon uses his ultimate skill, Vendetta, and stabs Antonio's heart*
Antonio: HP - 0
Game notice: Simon Cowell has just pawned Antonio Banderas' head for an extra 165 gold!
Game notice: Antonio Banderas the level 15 Omniknight has been barbequed.
*Tyra gets hooked by Janice and tries to run*
*Janice does her classic and opens her mouth wide*
*Janice uses her ultimate skill, Dismember, and her words of "URHHH FRESH MEAT" is heard through the whole battlefield*
Simon: Wait!! BURN!! BURN!!
Janice and Simon: UUURHHHHH FRESH MEAT.
*They eat Tyra*
*The words "COMBO HORDE" rings through the battlefield*
Game notice: Janice Dickinson has just pawned Tyra Banks' head for an extra 145 gold!
Game notice: Tyra Banks the level 14 Drow Ranger has been eaten.

Basically, I hate that laugh, it makes her wrinkles show. Besides, those who know already know how old she is.