the worst weapons ever

[the_sandman]

to me...it was lulu's mog doll. when i first played i was excited, like "oh snap...we gonna see some crazy attack right here, this chick looks badass" than i see her moogle walk over to the bad guy and like...poke him. it wasnt even one of those devastating tonberry attacks...it was like an actual poke..the damage prooves it.

the next would be wakka's beach ball. i mean some looks crazy...the ones with spikes and stuff on it. but the earlier ones...oh man, i played with them balls in gym class

[LunarWeaver]

Quina's enormous fork makes every other weapon look like the worst weapon ever.

[DJZen]

Buster Sword. Scrawny boys can TOTALLY lift gigantic swords. Because RPGs apparently weren't ridiculous enough...

[nik0tine]

Gunblade. What the fucks the point?

[vorpal blade]

Dancing Dirk (FFV). Dammit, I said attack, not dance!

[Twilight Edge]

Kitty Sith's megaphone. All you do is command the mog doll to do your bidding. For pete's sake Kitty, get a decent weapon and do some REAL damage!!Like......a hammer or something......I dunno......

[Raebus]

The buster sword, it just had a boring design.

[Crossblades]

Lulu's dolls

[aquatius]

Gunbade, it would blow up or burn your hand.

[BustaMo]

Megaphones for Cait Sith...wtf? I just don't see a megaphones of different colors doing much damage.

[Forsaken Lover]

Cloud's Nail Bat.

[boys from the dwarf]

hammers would be cooler and funnier for cait sith. in the game he has that funny hammer slot attack though. its funny watching the youtube video of cait sith defeating sephiroth with a giant hammer. it really ruins the serious and dramatic feel :D.

[ljkkjlcm9]

anyone who says gunblade is a fool, because gunblades actually exist.

The worst was paintbrushes with relm. I mean it makes sense for her special skill, but it's really just kinda stupid. And a fake moustache being able to control people, that didn't make sense.

THE JACKEL

[Yuffie514]

of all the Final Fantasy games i've played, perhaps the kind of arsenal in RedXIII's grip. it would seem very difficult to attack with a headdress or even control it, IMO. other than that RedXIII is a very useful character...

[DJZen]

Cloud's Nail Bat.

Phillistine.

[the_sandman]

oh and cid's mop in ffVII

[Roto13]

Lulu's dolls are freaking awesome. Of course they're weak, Lulu's a black mage. But hop hop hop hop hop hop SMACK hop hop hop. Awesome every time.

[Dynast-Kid]

The Excalipur.

[Evastio]

The Shiny Swords in FFIII are very weak when it comes to Attack Power. Then again, they're used for selling, not attacking.

[abrojtm]

Books in FFIII.
Bells in FFV.

[Lynx]

books and cashmere in final fantasy tactics. hit someone with cashmere thats a cool attack. or you know read to them wow what a move. also harps i mean come on. and im going to have to say thosen shiny swords in ff3 i think you find 11 of them and yet no real purpose for them other then selling them.

[Prancing Mad]

any sort of bastard sword in any game. I laugh at it for the same reason Disgaea did. I quote their description of bastard sword, " Nice guys can use it too"

Disgaea is wicked funny

btw the nail bat is awesome and bells also sucked

[Zeromus_X]

Every weapon you guys like. :cat:

[Araciel]

Every weapon you guys like. :cat:

SNAP

i would say the unarmed attack from any FF game

[DJZen]

Every weapon you guys like. :cat:

I only like the weapons that you like.

[Znake]

Am I the only one who hates Blood Swords? They miss 90% of the time. The only FF the BS worked in, was IX. It was hopeless in II, IV and V.

[vorpal blade]

In response to several posts:
Books aren't cool? Seriously, dictionary+ your head= pain!!
Bells... um... "it tolls for thee?"
The buster Sword is cool simply because it's huge.

[XandrewX]

FF7:Cloud's Buster Sword(But not anymore in FF7 Advent Children)
FF8:Rinoa's...:eep:
FF9:Erika
FF10:Lulu
FF10-2:Baralai's :eep:

FF7 AC's buster sword and FF8's Gunblade-Lionheart are one of the nicer ones...to me of course...

[ChibiKadaj]

I hated all of Tidus' weapons and I didn't use Selphie that much even though she was my favorite character.

[QuinnQuin]

FF7:Cloud's Buster Sword(But not anymore in FF7 Advent Children)
FF8:Rinoa's...:eep:
FF9:Erika
FF10:Lulu
FF10-2:Baralai's :eep:

FF7 AC's buster sword and FF8's Gunblade-Lionheart are one of the nicer ones...to me of course...

In Final Fantasy VII: AC Cloud's sword is not the Buster Sword. You may have forgotten the part where he returned to Zack's "shrine" and picked the sword up and placed it back into the ground. "The First Tsurugi" is the official name. As the Buster sword is a single sword, "The First Taurugi" is a single sword composed of six different swords/blades.

A diagram can be seen here:
http://www.ff7acmovie.com/imgs/articles/ff7acmovie.com_cloud.strife.6.piece.sword_diagram.jpg

[Dell]

Megaphones are used to command Kitten Sith's white teddy. The higher the attack of the megaphones, the higher the damage that the teddy can do, maybe the attack affects the respect of the teddy to Cait Sith.

I dislike Spear.

[Bolivar]

Am I the only one who hates Blood Swords? They miss 90% of the time. The only FF the BS worked in, was IX. It was hopeless in II, IV and V.

In FFV, you need to give it to a character who has learned the !Aim ability from the Hunter class. You'll hit everytime and it's actually one of the better swords to give to an attacker. Especially if you get the 2nd one and equip the Ninja's 2-swords ability, then you got a real beast of a character.

My least favorite weapons:

Quistis' whip
Selphie's Nanchaku
Relm's Paintbrush

[vweet]

The Excalipur
1)because it did one or two damage and
2)it would always make you equip it if you could and you pressed optimum

[Captain Maxx Power]

I only like the weapons that you like.

And he only likes the weapons you don't like. Go figure.

[NINJA_Ryu]

It would have to be Knife from FFI

there is a reason you sell it ASAP

[My_car_is_faster_than_you]

The only weapons that I don't like, are the ones that I dislike.

And those are....Yuna's staff
Rydia and a bow and arrow (misses all the time, and barely hurts when it hits)
Cecil's Ancient Sword, which is weaker than your original equipment.

[Firo Volondé]

Auron's version of the masamune. OMFG, what was that, the "spanner from hell" or something like that.
You'd think RedXIII might use his teeth or claws, but no, he uses a hat. Nice one, Red.
Stop reading here if you don't want a mental image...


Wakka attacks using his balls.