Should Gay Men and Women be allowed to eat hamburgers?

[Flying Mullet]

Do you think Gay Men and Gay Women should be allowed to eat hamburgers? Do you think it is 'natural' for hamburgers to be eaten by them, or not?

What do other people think on this?

[Roto13]

Sure, as long as they don't marry them.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I expect this is topic is some sort of joke?

There is no difference between any two people eating a hamburger no matter what.

[Jowy]

It's just plain flat out wrong to deny ANYONE the privledge of ground beef served in a circular form between two pieces of bread and other such food products to jazz it up.

[LunarWeaver]

I'm outraged by the very idea!

[Rye]

Of course not. It's not natural. The beef in a mouth is a sacred thing between a man and a woman. If it isn't hetero, it'd upset people. :( It'd disrupt our environment, and it'd confuse the children. I definitely think a beef in a mouth is only acceptable between a man and a woman.

[Shiny]

The love between a gay man and his hammy burger is sickening.

[Avarice-ness]

This is a wonderful question never asked!

I think that they should, but would it be accepted by the hamburgers!? :D

[Essência]

what the...? of course they can! they are humans like us, but with different sexual tastes

[Anaisa]

Nobody should eat hamburgers.

[theundeadhero]

Fuck yeah it shouldn't be allowed!

[Old Manus]

If only marick were still here, he could show Mcdonalds what for.

[Shauna]

The mere thought of it sickens me. How dare you even suggest such an idea, Mr Mullet!

[My name is...something..?]

It should be allowed!
The sacred trust between a person and their hamburger is a timeless act that goes beyond the boundaries of our sexual preferences.
The world could learn a lot from this!

[Venom]

I FOR ONE AM TOTALLY AGAINST IT!!! IT GOES AGAINST GOD'S TEACHINGS!!!!:mad2:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Only fat truck drivers who have a two dollar *** for a wife should be allowed to eat hamburgers.

[oddler]

Do you think gay men and gay women should be allowed to eat hamburgers? Do you think it is 'natural' for hamburgers to be eaten by them, or not?

What do other people think on this?

I think only one gay gender should eat them. Furthermore, it is completely natural for gay humans to consume food. It is a little known fact that they actually follow most heterosexual human habits.

I'm not telepathic nor do I have any extra sensory perception qualities so, as far as what other people think on this, I wouldn't know.

[Decessus]

President Bush already banned it.

[Mirage]

Women and gay men should not be allowed to take a single bite out of a hamburger. This is because the meat in the hamburger is Gods gift to mankind, and God does not think well about homosexuals or women.

[RiseToFall]

Lesbians don't like meat.

[themagicroundabout]

The very thought of it makes my mind wobble!

[Masamunemaster]

Are you freaking stupid!?

There is no difference between a straight person eating a hamburger and a gay person eating a hamburger!!!!!!!!!

I have a gay relative and gay friends, and when I see them eat hamburgers I feel just normal.

No offense, but you are freaking dumb thinking there is something funny about that.

[ljkkjlcm9]

well... gay people are usually more liberal, and liberals are more often vegetarians, so no, gay people should not eat hamburgers

THE JACKEL

[Hambone]

Something inside tells me no but I say yes. It's just food.

[Shauna]

It's funny seeing a few people take this seriously. :D :roll:

[Decessus]

It's funny seeing a few people take this seriously. :D :roll:

Hamburgers are a very serious subject. :mad2:

[Shauna]

Yes. You are right. I'm sorry. ;_;

[My name is...something..?]

It's funny seeing a few people take this seriously. :D :roll:

:laugh:
So true.

[Sephex]

There are so many factors to consider when this highly controversial question is presented. Well, at least when it comes to gay men. Women can have meat in their mouth--if they please--at all times as far as I am concered.

ANYWAY, first we must think about the most important aspect of gay men eating hamburgers. Is it sacred like when a straight man indulges in eating hamburgers? This is a difficult question to answer because as time as goes on, the whole concept of eating hamburgers has become less and less sacred due to the concept of more healthy eathing habits. One could say that people divorce themselves from hamburgers.

Another thing one should consider is if it is natural to eat hamburgers for gay men. We all are sure that it's pretty natural for a red blooded straight man to eat hamburgers...but gay? It's not exactly a traditional concept.

I guess in the end it doesn't matter if someone wants to eat hamburgers no matter what kind of person with any kind of lifestyle he or she lives.

[Madame Adequate]

Beef ought to only go into the mouth of a straight woman. There should be neither gay consumers of a big piece of meat, nor male.

[Tavrobel]

A-duhhr, of course not! Allowing Hamburgers to be eaten by gay people is an outright violation of everything that the world stands for! HAMBURGERS MUST NOT BE TAINTED BY THE WORKINGS OF THE GAY! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! HATE!

[-N-]

I'll allow gay people to have the one pleasure I deny myself.

[Dr Unne]

As long as they don't call it "hamburger". There should be another term for when gay people eat hambugers. Something like "bovine union".

[Yamaneko]

And they can eat it with some "pop".

[Psychotic]

Well, gay men shouldn't because they're disgusting, but gay women should, because that lesbian stuff is pretty freakin' hot.

[Cz]

As long as they keep their hands off my buns, then I'm fine with it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Is this supposed to be funny? :confused:

[Dr Unne]

And they can eat it with some "pop".

Yes, or any other beverage of their choosing. I don't think anyone would object to that.

[Yamaneko]

And the rest of us will drink soda.

[Mirage]

Is this supposed to be funny? :confused:

No, this thread is dead-serious.

[Denmark]

Huxley Vannevar Hobbes stole the point of my post.

but Cz, what about the gay women?

[JunotDe]

Bann gays, let me watch lesbians.

[Leeza]

Nobody should eat hamburgers.
QFT

Soda would be okay though. :cat:

[Rase]

President Bush already banned it.
Thank goodness. We almost had the possibility of a crisis maybe happening sometime with this crazy talk of hamburgers and gays/women being near each other.

Problem solved.

[oddler]

Soda > Pop
Cheeseburgers > Hamburgers

[escobert]

NO THOSE HEETHANS!

[Del Snizz]

Like all moral Americans, I'm concerned with preserving the sanctity of lunch, though we must remember that Jesus teaches that "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God". It is a well-known fact that gays are in general wealthier than the population at large and therefore doubly in danger of being consigned forever to the fire that burns but does not consume. For the benefit of their immortal souls, then, it is important that they be free (and encouraged) to spend their money on hamburgers. The major shareholders and executives of the food production and service corporations are already good Christians, as evidenced by their generous support for the Republican Party, which makes them perfectly free to accumulate wealth without angering God. These wise leaders understand that a ban on the consumption of hamburgers by gays would lead to the loss of a valuable market segment, and when combined with the recent rise in the rate of Hamburglary, would significantly diminish the revenue of all sectors of the food industry, forcing businesses to cut jobs. We can see, then, that preventing homosexuals from buying hamburgers will increase their wickedness, deprive godly businessmen of honest profits, and create a new crop of jobless single mother welfare queens who have more and more children to increase their government benefits and then start getting abortions just for variety. In short, if we don't do all we can to encourage all Americans to eat hamburgers, the terrorists win.

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

Do you think gay men and gay women should be allowed to eat hamburgers? Do you think it is 'natural' for hamburgers to be eaten by them, or not?

What do other people think on this?

So long as there's cheese, lettuce and tomato involved with a great selection of 'condom'ment ;) involved.

DIBBS ON THE A-1 SAUCE!!!!

[udsuna]

Do you think gay men and gay women should be allowed to eat hamburgers? Do you think it is 'natural' for hamburgers to be eaten by them, or not?

What do other people think on this?

If these gay men and women are Hindi- then no, they're not allowed to eat hamburger.

The rest of us are allowed to. Unless we have sex with them. In public.

[Strider]

Yes. When two women enjoy a hamburger together, that is so hot.

[bipper]

Only if they are Hindi! And it is better all arround than a gay man eating a hot dog imho.

[Breine]

Yes. When two women enjoy a hamburger together, that is so hot.

I agree... ;)

[Roto13]

I'll allow gay people to have the one pleasure I deny myself.

Sex?

O SNAPSAUCE

[Resha]

Yes, bless their little souls. They should serve hamburgers in gay bars, too. :)

[Roto13]

They do, but not without way too many "put your meat in between my buns" jokes, sadly.

[Shaun]

I have NO idea what this nonsensical topic is about, but I have decided that you, Flying Mullet, shouldn't be allowed to eat hamburgers.

[Flying Mullet]

I have NO idea what this nonsensical topic is about, but I have decided that you, Flying Mullet, shouldn't be allowed to eat hamburgers.
This is not about me. This is about whether Gay Men and Gay Women should be allowed to eat hamburgers. Stay on topic! :smash:

[Resha]

I have NO idea what this nonsensical topic is about, but I have decided that you, Flying Mullet, shouldn't be allowed to eat hamburgers.
This is not about me. This is about whether Gay Men and Gay Women should be allowed to eat hamburgers. Stay on topic! :smash:

But we're ALL Gay men and Gay women inside, Mullety. :cry:

[Quindiana Jones]

I always thought gay men invented everything with meat between two buns. They also have extra gerkin! :tumble:

Ahem...

[Alive-Cat]

As long as they track, hunt, kill, bake, then eat the beef I've got no queries.
As long as they make their own bread, too.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

women should definetly be allowed to eat hamburgers and serve them aswell :up:

[Fire_Emblem776]

I am amazed this lasted 3 pages. But how do the cows feel about this?

[bipper]

Define Eat.
*childish mind-in-the-gutter-laugh*

[Quindiana Jones]

I am amazed this lasted 3 pages. But how do the cows feel about this?

Like Death.

[oddler]

As long as they make their own bread, too.

Rase could help them out on that note. Bakes his own bread fresh, daily.

[~SapphireStar~]

Let them eat cake!
Oh sorry, I mean hamburgers! But Im keeping the relish.

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh sorry, I mean hamburgers! But Im keeping the relish.

What for? :jokey:

[~SapphireStar~]

What for?
To rub all over Dash Mihok's bod-
HEY! Eh, for my burgers, what else?

[Quindiana Jones]

The former was the better reason :bigsmile:

[Nominus Experse]

Everyone ought to take part in shoving their mouth full of hot, steamy meat.

[~SapphireStar~]

Everyone ought to take part in shoving their mouth full of hot, steamy meat.
Great, Im hungry now.

[Quindiana Jones]

Everyone ought to take part in shoving their mouth full of hot, steamy meat.

<s>And on that note, I'm gonna go make some hot, steamy, meaty food.</s>
NOOOOOOO! THERE IS NO MEAT IN THE HOUSE! *dies*

[bipper]

Only if the burger comes from a same sex bull/cow.

[Reine]

Everyone ought to take part in shoving their mouth full of hot, steamy meat.

<s>And on that note, I'm gonna go make some hot, steamy, meaty food.</s>
NOOOOOOO! THERE IS NO MEAT IN THE HOUSE! *dies*

Meatus?

[Leeza]

Okay. This thread had a good run, but it's time to close.