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Flying Mullet
09-30-2006, 06:25 PM
Mine's Paco.

Rye
09-30-2006, 06:26 PM
I've given mine the oh-so-original name of "lappy" because it's a laptop. That's usually on my lap. :bigsmile:

Jojee
09-30-2006, 06:26 PM
>_>

Mine's named "Fatty"

My brother named it

I dunno how to change it :p

He is evil. xD

Avarice-ness
09-30-2006, 06:32 PM
When I first got my laptop I claimed his name to be 'Fransisco' now I just normally call him "OH NO!" as I accidently knock him to the floor. :razz:

Yew-Yevon
09-30-2006, 06:37 PM
Ya its called...LCARS :D

Breine
09-30-2006, 06:41 PM
I've given mine the oh-so-original name of "lappy" because it's a laptop.

I'm just as "original" as you. Mine is called Lappe, though, which I guess is the Danish form of Lappy.

Rainecloud
09-30-2006, 06:42 PM
'Eleanor'.

She's gorgeous.

SammieBabe
09-30-2006, 07:14 PM
'Stupid piece of crap that I need to replace'
Yeah, that's right...

escobert
09-30-2006, 07:34 PM
Bob's piece of /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif.

Alive-Cat
09-30-2006, 07:34 PM
I dun remember. :(

Decessus
09-30-2006, 07:41 PM
You guys have too much time on your hands.

Isn't that right, D-Jr?

LunarWeaver
09-30-2006, 07:44 PM
'Stupid piece of crap that I need to replace'
Yeah, that's right...

This is pretty much mine too :laugh:

rubah
09-30-2006, 07:53 PM
Die

My dad's is Live, and my mom's is Limbo these days. The network group is Deadmen xD

Moon Rabbits
09-30-2006, 07:56 PM
Old Betsy.

Xaven
09-30-2006, 07:59 PM
BAMARAL-01

Decessus
09-30-2006, 08:09 PM
My bologna computer has a first name,
O-S-C-A-R

Venom
09-30-2006, 08:11 PM
I didnt even know it was legal to name a computer.:(

Decessus
09-30-2006, 08:13 PM
Who said it was?

Dreddz
09-30-2006, 08:19 PM
Yeah, Dell.

sephirothishere
09-30-2006, 08:20 PM
daehtekcub.......its backwards...........

Odaisé Gaelach
09-30-2006, 08:24 PM
SHODAN.

Hawkeye
09-30-2006, 08:27 PM
Piece-of-/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif-good-for-nothing-fucking-computer.

Dixie
09-30-2006, 08:35 PM
Big muffin.

So I wish it was. ;_; "Brave sir Justin". Named after my brother when he got a really short haircut, making him look like a knight from the 1500's. xD

Yuffie514
09-30-2006, 09:12 PM
my laptop is now a about 5 years old and that means it frequenly gets on my bad side. so, i named it IMWITHSTUPID, though i never say that aloud...

Samuraid
09-30-2006, 09:14 PM
Mine is called "Drakken", not after the character from some cartoon, but because it is fast and generates heat. (like a dragon)

My webservers are called "Celeborn" (the Elf from middle earth) and "Bane" (short for Banehallow from Warcraft 3 games).

Iven
09-30-2006, 09:18 PM
Leslie, 'cus it's purrrty.

Giga Guess
09-30-2006, 09:18 PM
My one at work is called Lucille. As in my sister whack it and I yelled "Don't hit Lucille like that!"

crono_logical
09-30-2006, 09:23 PM
My laptop is Indignation :p My old PC used to be Blizzard, then renamed to Fimbulvtr when I replaced Windows with Linux, but that's been thrown away and replaced with Silmeria now. On the home network, there are also Firestorm, Winterfrost, Tornado, and Tsunami. My work computer and test servers are called Valkyrie and Freya :D If I get another PC to act as a router, I'll probably name it Lenneth :p

rubah
09-30-2006, 09:35 PM
Computers are the pets of the 21st century. Munty, have you got yours to breed yet?

Fate Fatale
09-30-2006, 09:37 PM
Jeffery Rodgers

Fun, eh?

Spammerman
09-30-2006, 09:37 PM
'Stupid piece of crap that I need to replace'
Yeah, that's right...

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-30-2006, 09:43 PM
Bobbylaptop, nothing original. Then there is a string of curses it is called when it angers me.

Azure Chrysanthemum
09-30-2006, 09:50 PM
Mine is named Ganalath, because I knew it'd be a pain in the @$$. (http://ganalath.com/)

Polaris
09-30-2006, 09:50 PM
Computer???? :lol: Sometimes I insult it like 'stupid' and 'old', but I don't think I'll name it

Dynast-Kid
09-30-2006, 09:55 PM
My computer doesn't have a name...But I dubbed my PS2 "Cassandra":bigsmile:

Vermachtnis
09-30-2006, 09:58 PM
Steve

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2006, 10:33 PM
Mine's called Bantam in honour of a dead man.

Actually it's called Blue I think. Network name that is. Although it may be called Alpha or Beta now. I'll call it Alfred Alpha, or Betty Beta.

Iceglow
09-30-2006, 11:07 PM
I generally end up with computers my friends are selling off cheap or giving away because they "screwed them up" (or in my words they just need a format, maybe a few new pieces i.e. disc drive ect) because I am cheap and thanks to my sister have not got a credit rating to go out and buy a brand new one (even though I can afford them) so I get given these old "Dead" computers and fix them up and as a bit of a joke I used to use the old computer names and place "undead" or "reborn" next now I just use my current screen name (depends on how often they need patching up as to whether that gets changed or not.) My current computer (a laptop I got second hand ~ Toshiba 1100 satelite model) is/was called Iceglow which has been a reccuring name I have used for new computers or ones I have built for myself over the years.

Shlup
09-30-2006, 11:07 PM
My computer is pink and his name is Kitty. Mu husband's is black and his name is Killer. They make sweet love on a regular basis.

Outer Heaven
09-30-2006, 11:09 PM
Piece-of-/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif-good-for-nothing-smurfing-computer.


Hey, that's my computer's name.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-30-2006, 11:47 PM
My computer is called Timmy.

Me and Timmy have a lot of fun together...we even search porn together:)

Rase
09-30-2006, 11:58 PM
Filliam H. Muffman. (http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=58886) We go on Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades together all the time. :bigsmile:

Levian
10-01-2006, 12:00 AM
Peter

Dr Unne
10-01-2006, 01:34 AM
My main computer was called "loonix". Then a got a new main computer, and I call it "compy". My Mac Mini was called "mini". My other computer running BSD is called "bsd". When I boot to Windows on any computer I tend to call it "windoze". I'm clearly quite imaginative. My LAN domain name and/or workgroup is "melmond".

Ryth
10-01-2006, 01:55 AM
Worthless Old Piece Of /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif

K-chan
10-01-2006, 02:00 AM
It does have a name, but I'd be banned for typing the full thing. : D

Madonna
10-01-2006, 02:06 AM
Naming hard drives is fun too.

Christmas
10-01-2006, 02:33 AM
Even a single little screw in my computer have a name.

Kefka_Almighty
10-01-2006, 03:23 AM
Badass Mother 4000

DarkLadyNyara
10-01-2006, 04:16 AM
Nope. No name. And it's too new to have gotten many insulting nicknames. ;)

Araciel
10-01-2006, 04:19 AM
HAL

Cruise Control
10-01-2006, 04:19 AM
Isaac (Golden Sun rocks).

Freya
10-01-2006, 04:22 AM
Lag-ator

Mirage
10-01-2006, 05:52 AM
My stationary's name is Aldebaran, this laptop is named Orion.

Rinion
10-01-2006, 06:13 AM
Mine is named Lucifer. And I will gaurentee you that someone will look at that as being satanic or demonic. But it's not. I will let you find out why.

Meat Puppet
10-01-2006, 06:15 AM
SAL-9000

kikimm
10-01-2006, 06:28 AM
"oh you motherfucker" I use that word to describe lamo technology stuff very often!

The one used in my newspaper class is called Bertha. :bigsmile:

Yew-Yevon
10-01-2006, 06:36 AM
I don't realy own a PC but I have a 250GB external USB drive named My Book. but I'll be calling it LCARS....since the LCARS program is on it. ....NO Im Seirious!

Sylvie
10-01-2006, 08:06 AM
I call my laptop "The Comp". But when I'm angry I'll call it: "GOD DAMMIT".

Reles
10-01-2006, 08:12 AM
Mine doesn't have a name. But I have a thing for naming electronics after ridiculous sounding spanish names. My phone that flushed down the toliet was fernando and my current one is chiquititia. She's pink and oh so lovely. I should definitely give my laptop a nice spanish name.

Resha
10-01-2006, 01:52 PM
My old one used to be referred to with epithets like "piece of /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif", "turd", "prize /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif" and "fucking /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifehead" quite often. (Not proud.)

But he...this one...is...Gandalf :D GANDALF!

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2006, 03:58 PM
Even a single little screw in my computer have a name.

What are they all called?

Mirage
10-01-2006, 04:12 PM
For those who say your computer has no name, you're wrong :p. All computers have a name. If you didn't name them yourself, a random name was given when Windows was installed on them.

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2006, 04:12 PM
We may not have Windows. OWNED! :bigsmile:

rubah
10-01-2006, 04:30 PM
From what I"ve seen of linux installs (ubuntu) they ask you to name it immediately, so counter-owned baby.

If you're using a mac, Apple probably named it before they created it, as much as they love their special babies.

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2006, 04:32 PM
*whipped*

Mirage
10-01-2006, 05:02 PM
Yes indeed, all other systems need a name too, so they can be identified on a network.

BardTard
10-02-2006, 01:13 AM
My computer's name is Rikku.

KHSephiroth
10-02-2006, 02:05 AM
My computer name is simple. It is calles "Sony Vaio", or just call it the computer because its not really a necessity to me. But my PS2 on the other hand gots a name. I call it Niko (because my dead cat knocked it over alot, so now I call it Niko as a tribute to my old buddy.):choc: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2:

Pike
10-02-2006, 07:55 PM
Yes. It's Pintsize.

(My laptop is Osaka.)

~SapphireStar~
10-02-2006, 07:56 PM
Just "Shuttle" cause thats what it is.

bipper
10-02-2006, 08:19 PM
I have WINGOES [windows XP desktop - rarely used], GOEnix [slackwaredevelopment], GOEweb [slackware webserver], GOEgames [my mmo testing server], GOEbox [my testing box. Tried Gentoo and hated it again:) slack ftw], and GOEintosh [my mac laptop]. My pc laptop remains nameless.

I have to yet buy a beefed up windows box, and a desktop mac. So yeah I will have to come up with another goe name.

bipper

fire_of_avalon
10-02-2006, 09:00 PM
iranna. I should change it.

Jowy
10-02-2006, 09:01 PM
I call it 'worthless' more than anything else.