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Captain Maxx Power
09-30-2006, 07:50 PM
Our toilet's currently blocked at the moment. Without this simple device I am reduced to something akin to a jibbering wreck. I've had it all going on, hot water, bleach, even shoving my arm down the U-bend (not a recommended experience). But to no avail. I can only hope there's somewhere with a public urinal of some cleanliness available on a Sunday :Oo:

To give a topic, have you ever had to really really REALLY do "something" but were just unable to do so, and how did you cope?

Decessus
09-30-2006, 07:51 PM
I think I'm going to go use my toilet now.

Madame Adequate
09-30-2006, 07:58 PM
Pirates go wherever they feel like it. :jess:

And yes, I have had to do "something" I have been unable to do before. :(

escobert
09-30-2006, 08:01 PM
In can do EVERYTHING

Decessus
09-30-2006, 08:04 PM
Ah.

My bladder is so releaved.

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2006, 09:58 PM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.

Araciel
09-30-2006, 10:11 PM
tied it in a knot....FIVE TIMES

sephirothishere
09-30-2006, 10:22 PM
tied it in a knot....FIVE TIMES


didnt it like...........explode.........

Araciel
09-30-2006, 10:27 PM
didn't actually do it...that would hurt...and in reality, i doubt i would get one knot done

Reles
10-01-2006, 08:25 AM
Once my cousin didn't feel like walking a little of a ways, so she just went on the sand in the playground. If I have to go really bad I'll sprint and start unbuttoning my pants while I'm on my way into the stall. Wow, how embarrassing.

Jowy
10-01-2006, 08:30 AM
Given the circumstances, I'll just let my flag fly whenever it occurs.

Meat Puppet
10-01-2006, 08:54 AM
When I was in high school I seemed to always need to go toilet just as the period started. The teacher wouldn't let me out the first time I asked because he says I could have just gone and would have to wait until later because the class is starting and he doesn't want me to miss out on anything. The second time I ask he says it's too close to the end of the period and I might as well wait until it's over. It was pretty horrible and I always thought I was going to pee my pants. I never did, thankfully. I had to cross my legs so tight I started to ache in my hips and back. Sometimes when the bell rang, though, I swear I almost wet myself in excitement. It wasn't so bad in the 1 hour blocks, but the 2-hour science blocks I had in Year 10 were gutbusting.

Araciel
10-01-2006, 09:46 AM
according to the film 'liar liar', if you hold it in too much, it can lead to erectile dysfunction

Breine
10-01-2006, 10:42 AM
Yep, I've experienced that bursting feeling a couple of times - some of them was while sitting in a moving car on the freeway or in a bus... definitely not comfortable I can asure you.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
10-01-2006, 01:06 PM
Just ask your fellow neighboors to use their bathroom!

~SapphireStar~
10-01-2006, 07:27 PM
I really needed to pee badly and I just held it in for as long as I could! Luckly we pulled up to my house and I bolted into the toliet :D

Christmas
03-18-2022, 04:09 AM
I tried Fragmentation (reproduction) but it is not working out at all. I just dun understand what I have been doing wrong. I followed the documentary on discovery channel. :(

Quindiana Jones
03-24-2022, 04:14 PM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.

This was a great joke, and I feel it wasn't appreciated as it should have been.

Mr Gashtacular
03-24-2022, 05:04 PM
did we ever find out if maxx power did his fat piss??? has he pissed? is he ok

Dr. Acula
03-25-2022, 01:32 AM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.

This was a great joke, and I feel it wasn't appreciated as it should have been.

It's still not.

Christmas
03-25-2022, 02:04 AM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.

This was a great joke, and I feel it wasn't appreciated as it should have been.

It's still not.

I agree.

Quindiana Jones
03-25-2022, 03:25 AM
:(

Psychotic
03-25-2022, 12:31 PM
It’s funnier now that your EoFF gimmick is piss.

Quindiana Jones
03-25-2022, 04:05 PM
Oh dear, I didn't even consider that. xD