View Full Version : Man I'm bursting!
Captain Maxx Power
09-30-2006, 07:50 PM
Our toilet's currently blocked at the moment. Without this simple device I am reduced to something akin to a jibbering wreck. I've had it all going on, hot water, bleach, even shoving my arm down the U-bend (not a recommended experience). But to no avail. I can only hope there's somewhere with a public urinal of some cleanliness available on a Sunday :Oo:
To give a topic, have you ever had to really really REALLY do "something" but were just unable to do so, and how did you cope?
Decessus
09-30-2006, 07:51 PM
I think I'm going to go use my toilet now.
Madame Adequate
09-30-2006, 07:58 PM
Pirates go wherever they feel like it. :jess:
And yes, I have had to do "something" I have been unable to do before. :(
escobert
09-30-2006, 08:01 PM
In can do EVERYTHING
Decessus
09-30-2006, 08:04 PM
Ah.
My bladder is so releaved.
Quindiana Jones
09-30-2006, 09:58 PM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.
Araciel
09-30-2006, 10:11 PM
tied it in a knot....FIVE TIMES
sephirothishere
09-30-2006, 10:22 PM
tied it in a knot....FIVE TIMES
didnt it like...........explode.........
Araciel
09-30-2006, 10:27 PM
didn't actually do it...that would hurt...and in reality, i doubt i would get one knot done
Reles
10-01-2006, 08:25 AM
Once my cousin didn't feel like walking a little of a ways, so she just went on the sand in the playground. If I have to go really bad I'll sprint and start unbuttoning my pants while I'm on my way into the stall. Wow, how embarrassing.
Given the circumstances, I'll just let my flag fly whenever it occurs.
Meat Puppet
10-01-2006, 08:54 AM
When I was in high school I seemed to always need to go toilet just as the period started. The teacher wouldn't let me out the first time I asked because he says I could have just gone and would have to wait until later because the class is starting and he doesn't want me to miss out on anything. The second time I ask he says it's too close to the end of the period and I might as well wait until it's over. It was pretty horrible and I always thought I was going to pee my pants. I never did, thankfully. I had to cross my legs so tight I started to ache in my hips and back. Sometimes when the bell rang, though, I swear I almost wet myself in excitement. It wasn't so bad in the 1 hour blocks, but the 2-hour science blocks I had in Year 10 were gutbusting.
Araciel
10-01-2006, 09:46 AM
according to the film 'liar liar', if you hold it in too much, it can lead to erectile dysfunction
Breine
10-01-2006, 10:42 AM
Yep, I've experienced that bursting feeling a couple of times - some of them was while sitting in a moving car on the freeway or in a bus... definitely not comfortable I can asure you.
Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
10-01-2006, 01:06 PM
Just ask your fellow neighboors to use their bathroom!
~SapphireStar~
10-01-2006, 07:27 PM
I really needed to pee badly and I just held it in for as long as I could! Luckly we pulled up to my house and I bolted into the toliet :D
Christmas
03-18-2022, 04:09 AM
I tried Fragmentation (reproduction) but it is not working out at all. I just dun understand what I have been doing wrong. I followed the documentary on discovery channel. :(
Quindiana Jones
03-24-2022, 04:14 PM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.
This was a great joke, and I feel it wasn't appreciated as it should have been.
Mr Gashtacular
03-24-2022, 05:04 PM
did we ever find out if maxx power did his fat piss??? has he pissed? is he ok
Dr. Acula
03-25-2022, 01:32 AM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.
This was a great joke, and I feel it wasn't appreciated as it should have been.
It's still not.
Christmas
03-25-2022, 02:04 AM
I'm usually thirsty whenever I need to urinate, so it kinda sorts itself out.
This was a great joke, and I feel it wasn't appreciated as it should have been.
It's still not.
I agree.
Quindiana Jones
03-25-2022, 03:25 AM
:(
Psychotic
03-25-2022, 12:31 PM
It’s funnier now that your EoFF gimmick is piss.
Quindiana Jones
03-25-2022, 04:05 PM
Oh dear, I didn't even consider that. xD
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