Scot Land. The new theme park is open.

[Quindiana Jones]

I was writing on MSN, and started wondering what accents would look like when written down.

Basically, write everything as it's said in really steriotypical Scottish.

The topic will be....dieting!

[Decessus]

Little do you know, the real topic is about zombies.

What would be the last words you speak while being devoured by a horde of zombies?

READY? GO!

[Miriel]

What the heck? No.