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The Summoner of Leviathan
10-01-2006, 12:41 AM
There is a rumour I head about Fox buying the rights to Sailor Moon and are going to make a Live Action version of it with Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon and Jennifer Garner is rumoured to be the main villan...

Some sites...

http://www.moviehole.net/news/20060418_lindsay_lohan_as_sailor_moon.html
http://www.cinematical.com/2006/04/18/lindsay-lohan-is-sailor-moon/

Any thoughts? Any one got any more info? Is it just a rumour?

I do not know whether to be happy or scared...

Novaris
10-01-2006, 12:48 AM
there's going to be a hell load of revolts and protests even before filming starts if this is true. Still it would be funny to see this. They should of at least used someone who's actually hot as Sailor Moon. Lohan is over rated. Hell she sucks (not literally to anybody who may have a mind dirtier than a clogged up toilet) even. Alot of anime fans are going to be pissed off if this happens. People like me who don't give a flying pig's ass about stuff like this can sit back and either laugh or just don't bother. I have to admit I laughed at the topic.

StarlightAngel
10-01-2006, 01:03 AM
I don't see why they can't just subtitle the perfectly good Japanese version.

This makes me want to laugh, because I honestly don't care for Sailor Moon at all.

LunarWeaver
10-01-2006, 01:07 AM
:lol: I can't really imagine it, but movie magic can make up for a lot... I guess it could turn out ok if it ever became the truth, but who knows.

I'm such a fan of Sailor Moon I'd go see it no matter what :crying2:

Roto13
10-01-2006, 01:10 AM
aisle just died.

Ryth
10-01-2006, 01:23 AM
I'm not a Sailor Moon fan, but this proves there is no God.

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-01-2006, 01:26 AM
I'm such a fan of Sailor Moon I'd go see it no matter what :crying2:

Same.

Skarr
10-01-2006, 01:26 AM
I'm not a Lindsay Lohan fan, but this proves there is no God.

Madame Adequate
10-01-2006, 01:42 AM
You seem to be overlooking the possibility of Joss Whedon being in charge of it.

I don't know if anyone else has heard of this little thing called 'Firefly', but day-umn, absolutely anybody could star in it and it would still be awesome. Joss is da man.

Shlup
10-01-2006, 01:49 AM
Joss directing Sailormoon, staring Lindsay Lohan... Hold on, I think I hear some pigs flying outside.

...Nope.

Lindy
10-01-2006, 01:59 AM
Sailor Moon, Fox and Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar.

The bar explodes.

Everybody wins.

Freya
10-01-2006, 02:23 AM
I found a screen shot!

Sylvie
10-01-2006, 02:29 AM
Sailor Moon, Fox and Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar.

The bar explodes.

Everybody wins.
Amen.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
10-01-2006, 02:31 AM
Will Lindsay do those naughty hand gestures too?

Moon Rabbits
10-01-2006, 03:19 AM
I'm such a fan of Sailor Moon I'd go see it no matter what :crying2:

:bigsmile:

Marluxiaswife
10-01-2006, 03:22 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Araciel
10-01-2006, 03:23 AM
lindsay who??
seriously, i watched sailor moon back when i was 13 ... i didn't enjoy it then and so i'm guessing i wouldn't enjoy a live-action, though anything with sci-fi/fantasy theme and a good special effects budget interests me so i would still go see it

Pharoh Amon Khan III
10-01-2006, 03:26 AM
I HAVE NOTHING BUT EXPLETIVES TO THIS PROPOSED TRAVESTIY!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

K-chan
10-01-2006, 03:56 AM
*goes into a corner and cries*

Seriously, Sailor Moon was bad enough as is, but to ad Linsay Lohan as well?

... ... Would she have to sing the Sailor Moon theme song as well? : D

The Infinite Telomerase
10-01-2006, 03:57 AM
I guess you can add this to the list of American live-action anime remakes that will never, ever happen.

Miriel
10-01-2006, 04:07 AM
Joss directing Sailormoon, staring Lindsay Lohan... Hold on, I think I hear some pigs flying outside.

...Nope.

Serious.

This isn't gonna happen. No way.

Vermachtnis
10-01-2006, 04:30 AM
Just in case this goes through *Please God noooo!!!!* I'm gonna be making a lot of snowballs and breaking out my friend's mom's Pat Bennatar CD.

Novaris
10-01-2006, 12:28 PM
This has been a rumour for a long time. It's not impossible. I want it to happen just to see how funny it will be.

~SapphireStar~
10-01-2006, 06:06 PM
I hope this is just a rumour, I really do. Bet Lindsay Lohan has never even seen Sailor Moon!

Moon Rabbits
10-02-2006, 11:36 PM
aisle just died.

True! Part of me sort of withered and collapsed when I read the stories, but as I stated above, I'm still going to watch it. ._.

Sephex
10-03-2006, 12:27 AM
The movie will the highest grossing box office hit EVER because of teenage guys watching it over and over again.

BardTard
10-03-2006, 01:24 AM
W.T.F.
Lindsay Lohan can't be Sailor Moon. Just no. She's... NO! :crying:

Agent Proto
10-03-2006, 01:28 AM
It's sounds fake to be true. Sorry, this rumor has been defunct!

Captain Maxx Power
10-03-2006, 01:29 AM
Lindsay Lohan's too fat to be Sailor Moon. Too ginger for that matter.

Miriel
10-03-2006, 01:44 AM
Lindsay Lohan's too fat to be Sailor Moon. Too ginger for that matter.

Wow. You'r idea of fat must be severely distorted if you think that a stick-skinny girl like Lohan is considered "too fat". O_o

And Lohan has black hair now. Not that any of this matters cause this ain't happenin'!

Captain Maxx Power
10-03-2006, 01:48 AM
Wow. You'r idea of fat must be severely distorted if you think that a stick-skinny girl like Lohan is considered "too fat". O_o

And Lohan has black hair now. Not that any of this matters cause this ain't happenin'!

I tend to go on the idea that the current state of Miss Lohan is due to stomach parasites.

Moon Rabbits
10-03-2006, 01:59 AM
The movie will the highest grossing box office hit EVER because of teenage guys watching it over and over again.

If this movie is released, I will watch it over and over again even though I'll puke everytime I watch it.

ValkyrieWing
10-03-2006, 05:52 AM
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T_T

Nominus Experse
10-03-2006, 06:22 AM
I never much cared for Sailor Moon once I passed my pre-teen years.

Whatever they do to it won't affect me in any real tangible method, so whatever...

Mea Culpa
10-03-2006, 08:47 PM
Wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Madame Adequate
10-03-2006, 09:52 PM
Wow. You'r idea of fat must be severely distorted if you think that a stick-skinny girl like Lohan is considered "too fat". O_o

Too fat? No way, she needs to put weight on.

Too fat to be Usagi? Fucking yes. You need to shave a skeleton's bones down to get accuracy there.

Moon Rabbits
10-04-2006, 04:14 AM
Wow. You'r idea of fat must be severely distorted if you think that a stick-skinny girl like Lohan is considered "too fat". O_o

Too fat? No way, she needs to put weight on.

Too fat to be Usagi? smurfing yes. You need to shave a skeleton's bones down to get accuracy there.

Usagi wasn't that thin, just very....pinched looking :bigsmile:

PARIS HILTON WOULD BE PERFECT.

Paro
10-04-2006, 05:21 AM
i'd love to see this, i know it would suck so bad but man would it look weird. the special effects would be pretty good but other then that the only reason i can think of to see this movie is to see LL dressed is some "S" and "M"!

FallenAngel411
10-04-2006, 06:52 AM
Dear god. 3:

Markus. D
10-04-2006, 09:28 AM
well it pretty much would be like the other sailor moon if she could speak japanese.

just not kawaii ._. ...

Raebus
10-04-2006, 12:07 PM
I'll be the odd one out and say it might be good, depending on who directs it.

YTDN
10-04-2006, 03:44 PM
if they do make it, they have to use the japanese names. Otherwise I will cry.

Moon Rabbits
10-04-2006, 11:40 PM
well it pretty much would be like the other sailor moon if she could speak japanese.

just not cute._. ...

k, fix'd.


I'll be the odd one out and say it might be good, depending on who directs it.

*in agreement (except for I'd still die a little more each time Lohan yells "Moon Prism Power, Makeup!")*


if they do make it, they have to use the japanese names. Otherwise I will cry.

*in agreement*

Vikeve
10-05-2006, 11:35 PM
Hah i think thats really funny i used to love that show not sure why they used the same move every episoid to win but it was addicting.

i'll wacth it if they make it but a part of me will die..... it will most likley die of laughter or shock or a spazm attack...