Civil War

[theundeadhero]

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Those who are watchful and vigilant may expect this, but all is not well within the ruling staff of EOFF. Perhaps the biggest sign is that not long ago Loony BoB made a thread in General Chat exclaiming that the rest of the staff suck. While that may have been a mistake, that slip has led watchful eyes in just the direction they needed to be to uncover a plot. A plot of revolt! It seems Loony BoB is planning to break off from the rest of staff and take EOFF for himself. It all began in early May when Psychotic was knighted. Known rivals, the two have been playing the games of rulership to gain the favor of the rest of the knights. Some have sided with BoB. Some have sided with Psychotic. Some wish to have nothing to do with either superpowers. Psychotic, not one to let BoB have his way, has declared he will stand in his way until this revolution has been squashed! Now they need their armies. Who wishes to fight in the battles to come? Who will join in this competition of luck and skill? The Civil War of EOFF awaits!

This is an interactive event of EOFF. For the next <b>two days</b> I will be accepting volunteers for the armies. Then the members will be divided into the two teams of the <i>Headless Hectics</i> and the <i>Russian Ruffians</i>. After that time a sort of <i>seek for the answers</i> type of competition will be held. I will post a series of questions that will need to be answered. The answers will be found around the EOFF site. Whoever answers a question first will win a weapon for their army to use in the upcoming battles against the other army.

I don't need to know which army your in. I just need to know that you wish to participate. The draft will take care of the rest.

[Yamaneko]

We should do what Mexico is doing. Have two different staff regimes running independently from one another.

[Tavrobel]

Ahh, at last. Political turmoil will finally rip this damned place apart, and all will be over with.

I will contribute my lack of skills to this fight.

[Xaven]

*volunteers*

...Or something like that. :D

[Decessus]

I will offer my uselessness.

[K. H. Kid]

I want to help to make a pointless battle. Sign me up, I love fighting.:fencing:

[Rase]

I accept this challenge. The *insert team I'm not on* must fall!

[Levian]

I really hope I won't have to choose between Psy and BoB. It'll be like asking a mother to throw one of her babies into a snake pit, and I'd just end up not being able to choose and I'd throw myself in instead. Oh, who am I kidding, I'd throw in the ugliest kid.

I'm in.

[Cruise Control]

Pick me.

[Miriel]

I'll join if I get to attack people with a stick. :greenie:

[Ryth]

I want in.

[The Unknown Guru]

I'll do what I can.

[Fonzie]

What the hell, sign me in.

[Tasura]

I am so in this.

[NINJA_Ryu]

Alas, time for the bloody struggle, morality hyrled on the floor, crushed by inhuman acts of evil and cruel--

what the hell, lets beat down the oppressors!

who are the oppressors?

ionno, i just want my pokey stick ^ ^

[Tavrobel]

who are the oppressors?

Loony BoB or Psychotic, clearly.

[Psychotic]

I'm going to be the best captain ever. I'm going to divide my team into smaller teams, each named after letters from the Greek alphabet because that is so badass and cool. Then I'll bark out nonsensical orders like "Alpha team! Fan out towards the command post!" or "Omega team! Spread eastwards and cover the rear entrance!"

We will be thoroughly destroyed.

[Faris]

Sounds like fun, count me in.

[I Took the Red Pill]

My joinage is official.

[Malboro_Menace]

*Team I end up on* will need someone to shoot their many eyeball/tentacle things at the opposing enemy.

Count me in.

[Spammerman]

.*volunteered*whoever has me will surely lose.

[Jebus]

Sounds interesting. I'm in.

[Denmark]

yes! why not!

[Resha]

Today, I fight. :D Yes please.

[NeoCracker]

Down with the one I hate more than the other! I shall fight! Or turn against the one I'm sided with, unless we get to choose, which it doesn't look like it. Down with Psycotic anyway!

[tan]

I'd rather not die in a war, especially in a fake one on some forums, but I'm in.

[Araciel]

well i can't just NOT participate, that way lies POINTLESS death...i choose somewhat meaningful death

[Roto13]

I'll join, but I'm not letting you shave my head.

[Loony BoB]

I'll join too. Put me on Psy's team!

*covert*

[McLovin']

And so once again the black wind howls...

I shall join your cause.

[Quindiana Jones]

I, and my hamster sidekick, shall join.

[YTDN]

I'll join because everyone else is doing it.

[Clouded Sky]

Ehh? Uhhh? Die? *blinks*

Can I fight with my shoe?

Because then I'm totally in.

[DK]

For the benifit of hero, here's my post. :}

[Shauna]

*salutes* I'm in!

[Alive-Cat]

Of course I am going to be in. Psychotic has, and will always have, my complete and utter support. :heart:

[Dell]

I'm in! Let me in!

[Misfit]

Ooo, I wanna play Army~

[Jojee]

Pick me, pick me~ Can I be the evil one that kills everyone and then kills everyone on my own side too? >:</>D

[Captain Maxx Power]

Never let it be said the Cap'n said no to a fight. I'm in.

[SammieBabe]

Rock on, I'm in...

[Levian]

But what if you die? Who's going to take care of your baby?

[Decessus]

Christmas.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm in!
THE CUTTING OF THE LINES STOPS HERE!

[SammieBabe]

But what if you die? Who's going to take care of your baby?

I will die knowing I've made the world a better place for my children. Besides, it won't kill hubbie to change a few diapers here and there...

[Skarr]

I'm in as long as I'm not in the-scapegoats to die 'newbies'-first wave. Even if I'm beaten to death with a stick by Miriel.

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

Before I lend my grand powers to either party, I would like to understand the issues and where they stand in this conflict?

Otherwise, I may decided TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!

[Quindiana Jones]

I could destroy you all with a well-aimed sneeze.

[nik0tine]

I want in on this.

[Old Manus]

How could I not join this?

[Cz]

This had better mean the attack button is coming back. *joins*

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

Alright now chums, let's do this... LEROOOOOOOOY uhJENKINSSSSS!!!

I shall lend my services as well.


(cue fan-fare)

PHAROH AMON KHAN has joined the party!

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

sign me up for psy

[Spammerman]

so... drafts tommorow?

[DarkLadyNyara]

I want to join! Can I be on Psy's team?

[Reine]

Never let it be said the Cap'n said no to a fight. I'm in.

Im with the Captain.

[NeoCracker]

Mold Anus: Please put my on the opposite team as Corncracker

[Miriel]

LARRY WHAT IS GOING ON? Let's get started with the violence!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Emoticons01/attack.gif

[theundeadhero]

It's coming. it's coming. It's coming today! All volunteers have been accepted. The two armies will now be divided and put into sections. Official rosters to be posted soon.



<b>EDIT</b>

BoB's RUSSIAN RUFFIANS

Tavrobel
Decessus
Rase
Ryth
Jackpot
NINJA_Ryu
I Took the Red Pill
link31793
corncracker
tan
roto13-ness
SammieBabe
Quin 'n' Tonic
Shauna
vivi_ultima
Jojee
Maxx Power
Pharoh Amon KhanIII
Jebus
Resha
Tifa's Real Lover(really
Faris
Cz

Psychotic's HEADLESS HECTICS

Xaven
K.H. Kid
Levian
Miriel
The Unknown Guru
Tasura
Nik0tine
Malboro_Menace
DK
Denmark
Araciel
Yuffie the Dragon Ninja
clouded sky
Alive-Man
Misfit
Jesse1
Skarr
Old Manus
Reine
aisle_s
Mr. Nosebleed
Magus of Zeal
Dark LadyNyara

Your armies will be divided into groups of four by the commanders. While we wait feel free to draw a banner or flag for submission. Your army needs a guidon to guide it into battle!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Looks like Reine's been seperated from the Chin Patrol AND The Pirate Red Mages. Controversial indeed.

Also I'm on BoB's team! :love:

[Levian]

I Tool the Red Pill


Sure, Keith is a complete tool, but there's really no need to rub it in. :greenie:

Srsly though, I'm PUMPED! :jess: We'll show the other civil war what a true civil war really is. :cool:

[Loony BoB]

Excellent. *looks into managing his troops*

[DK]

This an extremely good omen, seeing as anything Keith is involved in usually ends up going tits up, BoB's already at a disadvantage.

[Resha]

This an extremely good omen, seeing as anything Keith is involved in usually ends up going tits up, BoB's already at a disadvantage.

Keith is a fearsome warrior and Keith and the rest of us are gonna pwn all your Hectic little faces so just you MIND! :irked:

We're gonna BURN THE HECTICS! (yeah, I used it tuh xD)

Edit: Also, Russian Ruffians? Excellent. Do we get to be Communist, comrades? There's nothing Comrade Resha would like better :heart:

[Skarr]

So If I'm headless, I guess decapitation is out of the picture. :)

[Tasura]

Go whateer army Im on! *checks* Headless Hectics it is!

[YTDN]

Let's get started already! :shoot:

[Old Manus]

So the HECTICS are now headless?

[Dell]

YAY! I'm with Big Sister!

[DK]

This an extremely good omen, seeing as anything Keith is involved in usually ends up going tits up, BoB's already at a disadvantage.

Keith is a fearsome warrior and Keith and the rest of us are gonna pwn all your Hectic little faces so just you MIND! :irked:

How do you expect to beat us when you don't even know your own team? You're already losing. :jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

I hope there comes a time when I can say "Come, comrade, tell us where your hideout is, and we may spare you your thumbs..." but in my awesome Russian accent. (no really, it rocks.)

[Shauna]

We're gonna BURN THE HECTICS! (yeah, I used it tuh xD)

Edit: Also, Russian Ruffians? Excellent. Do we get to be Communist, comrades? There's nothing Comrade Resha would like better :heart:

Comrade<3

[Loony BoB]

I trust all the comrades will be checking their PM's and replying ASAP. =]

[Levian]

I didn't get the PM. Try sending it again or something.

[McLovin']

http://www.uploadimage.info/images/713headlesshectics1.JPG

:cool:

[Cz]

I didn't get the PM. Try sending it again or something.Your Norwish tricks will get you nowhere, Jerkvian. Mother Russia cannot be fooled.

And all joking aside, our team is clearly much, much sexier. :cool:

[Miriel]

I'm so glad I'm not a Russian Ruffian!

Yaaaaay, let's chop off some heads!

[Levian]

Yaaaaay, let's chop off some heads!

Does that mean you regret picking the stick as your weapon of choice?

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm so glad I'm not a Russian Ruffian!

You're quite clearly insane.

[Miriel]

Yaaaaay, let's chop off some heads!

Does that mean you regret picking the stick as your weapon of choice?

My stick is so awesome it can take off heads. :cool:

[tan]

I'm a Russian Ruffian too. Hopefully I won't slow the team down. I'll try my hardest to cut off heads at the set quota. I promise!

[Quindiana Jones]

Nyet, ve are Russian. Ve mush chop off thumbs in a special Russian vay that causes instant death.

[-N-]

What a perfect headliner.

[Shauna]

And all joking aside, our team is clearly much, much sexier. :cool:

Clearly! :cool:

[I Took the Red Pill]

I Tool the Red Pill


Sure, Keith is a complete tool, but there's really no need to rub it in. :greenie:

Srsly though, I'm PUMPED! :jess: We'll show the other civil war what a true civil war really is. :cool:


This an extremely good omen, seeing as anything Keith is involved in usually ends up going tits up, BoB's already at a disadvantage. Enemies ^

Either way, these 2 are going to defect to Mother Russia eventually and you all know it.

[Clouded Sky]

Yay! I'm on my own team!

[Decessus]

Those headless hectics have heads on their necks. Don't get me wrong, they're still headless.

Think about it.

[SammieBabe]

And all joking aside, our team is clearly much, much sexier. :cool:

Hells yea...:cool:

[DarkLadyNyara]

Those headless hectics have heads on their necks. Don't get me wrong, they're still headless.

Think about it.

*chokes on mouthful of soda*

No... comment... :D

[Jessweeee♪]

*does spooky-headless stuff*

[Quindiana Jones]

*does spooky-headless stuff*

Walk into walls a lot?

[theundeadhero]

Yay! I'm on my own team!Oh man I'm so sorry. Pick which team you want to be on and it's yours.


Since when has anyone been able to keep their head and still be HECTIC?

[Decessus]

*does spooky-headless stuff*

Pull down your pants?

[Psychotic]

ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOTS, LISTEN UP!

You're all going to take naked photos of yourselves and send them to Psychotic. This is to...uh...assess your physical capabilities. :D

Next, we will begin the first draft of our unconditional surrender. We could get Chinese too if you guys really want.

[Loony BoB]

We could get Chinese too
There's only room for one traditional communist group around here.

[Decessus]

We could get Chinese too
There's only room for one traditional communist group around here.

And they aren't embarraced about pulling down their pants.
Headless Hectics.

[Psychotic]

I'd rather be dead than red!

[Tavrobel]

I'd rather be dead than red!

I'd rather be red than... YOU!

Face!

[Decessus]

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2005/20050123/wd.jpg

[Spammerman]

Evil Santa.

[Psychotic]

I'd rather be dead than red!

I'd rather be red than... YOU!

Face!But above all else, you'd rather mistake me for an AIM prank bot.

[Tavrobel]

I'd rather be dead than red!

I'd rather be red than... YOU!

Face!But above all else, you'd rather mistake me for an AIM prank bot.

I only have time for people who don't waste my time. I've got you blocked for more than one reason.

I knew it was you after I blocked you. In realizing my faux pas too late, I could do nothing... until now.

[Psychotic]

But you've clearly got time for me, as you're responding to all my crazed posts. :kiss:

[K. H. Kid]

Can we light our heads on fire and throw them at the Commies? I want to see them run.:roll:

[Clouded Sky]

Yay! I'm on my own team!Oh man I'm so sorry. Pick which team you want to be on and it's yours.


Since when has anyone been able to keep their head and still be HECTIC?

Psy's team is MY team. So I am on my own team. Huzzah.

[Decessus]

Can we light our heads on fire and throw them at the Commies? I want to see them run.:roll:
WE WILL CRUSH YOUR FEEBLE BODIES BETWEEN OUR TEETH AND RAPE YOU ALL IN THE NIGHT.
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2005/20050123/wd.jpg

[Christmas]

Do the headless hectics think with their butt? :screwy:

[Xaven]

Since I'm first on the list, doesn't that make me the Headless Marshall? Hectic General, perhaps. >:D

[Reine]

Looks like Reine's been seperated from the Chin Patrol AND The Pirate Red Mages. Controversial indeed.

Also I'm on BoB's team! :love:

THIS CANNOT BE

[Dell]

And all joking aside, our team is clearly much, much sexier. :cool:

HELL YEAH!!!


ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOTS, LISTEN UP!

You're all going to take naked photos of yourselves and send them to Psychotic. This is to...uh...assess your physical capabilities. :D

Next, we will begin the first draft of our unconditional surrender. We could get Chinese too if you guys really want.

*Close his eyes* I can't believe it.........


Do the headless hectics think with their butt? :screwy:

Yes, like their captain.

[ValkyrieWing]

Makenai yo!

*waves swords*

[Resha]

This an extremely good omen, seeing as anything Keith is involved in usually ends up going tits up, BoB's already at a disadvantage.

Keith is a fearsome warrior and Keith and the rest of us are gonna pwn all your Hectic little faces so just you MIND! :irked:

How do you expect to beat us when you don't even know your own team? You're already losing. :jess:

What're you talking bout? :confused: I'm Russian, Ruffian and Commie through'n through, yo.


Comrade group huggle lol!??!!?! :D

[Loony BoB]

If anyone sees a certain Maxx Power can they please bug him to respond to the PM I sent the Ruffians immediately! Great response so far, though. =]

[Captain Maxx Power]

If anyone sees a certain Maxx Power can they please bug him to respond to the PM I sent the Ruffians immediately! Great response so far, though. =]

Nyet, already done comrade. I am being very pleased to know that ve are adopting the communism approach.

For The BoBertland! Do not turn your back on him!

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/833/newbobflagkf6.jpg

[Loony BoB]

The Russian Ruffian teams are due to be named in the next few hours.

[Roto13]

Score. We need an IRC room.

[Loony BoB]

First up, I'd like to thank all the guys who replied to my PMs. Here are the teams for the Russian Ruffians - on time! I wonder if those headless chickens will have their stuff done on time... typical of the Heretics. This is exactly why we need a revolution!

Team #1
Team Leader: Rase
Other Members: NINJA_Ryu, Decessus, Jackpot

The Pirate Inquisition
Team Leader: Maxx Power
Other Members: corncracker, Tifa's Real Lover(really, Spiffing Cheese

Team Shauna is a haggis-head
Team Leader: Faris
Other Members: Shauna, tan, Ryth

Team #4
Team Leader: Cz
Other Members: I Took the Red Pill, Quin 'n' Tonic, Jebus

Team #5
Team Leader: SammieBabe
Other Members: roto13-ness, vivi_ultima, link31793

Team #6
Team Leader: Jojee
Other Members: Resha, Tavrobel

If the team leaders so wish, they can rename their teams from that numbered system. I hope you're all happy with this, sorry I couldn't put everyone in with everyone they wanted, but such a thing would be impossible. :)

[Madonna]

I am amused that the AntiCid of Cidism is but a mere member of the Hectics. Just as well, as that sect is rather...special.

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/_giftproject/hectics_jojo_sig02.gif

[Christmas]

Any team with LITTLE MANUS will lose. :(

[Shauna]

Sweet! :D Go Russians! ^_^ Communist, whooo! :D

[theundeadhero]

It looks like BoB's RUSSIAN RUFFIANS have had a full hard day of training. What's been going on in Psychotic's camp? Noone knows. Maybe they're keeping a secret?


Anyways, now that lands are divided and alliegiances are formed, it's time to prepare for war! Ancient scrolls in the history of EOFF speak of weapons from a time long ago. A time of war. They also speak of wizards that got drunk and turned people into cucumbers. Weirdos. These weapons haave been hidden all throughout EOFF, and clues have been left as to their wherabouts. As my scholars translate the texts, we'll post the clues for the armies to search for them.

[Levian]

Yay, I'm gonna search my ass off! :D

[Shauna]

We are the Russian Ruffians, and we will, we will, rock you. :cool:

I'm looking forward to the searching! xD

[Quindiana Jones]

My ninja hamster has a nose more sensitive than a dog's.

[tan]

My dream has come true! I'm with Shauna! *faints*

[Roto13]

I am amused that the AntiCid of Cidism is but a mere member of the Hectics. Just as well, as that sect is rather...special.

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/_giftproject/hectics_jojo_sig02.gif

Those silhouettes are that girl from azu(whatever) daioh, aren't they? :P

[Spiffing Cheese]

I didn't even notice this. :(

[leon123]

count me in

[I Took the Red Pill]

count me in
Too late. You can be my wife who waits at home for me patiently and stays up sleepless nights wondering if I have been impaled by Levian's blade. :-*

[Psychotic]

Team I won't let go, Jack!
Old Manus
Malboro_Menace
Misfit
aisle_s

Team can I get a witness?
DK
Tasura
Denmark
The Unknown Guru

Team I scream for ice cream!
Levian
Reine
Magus of Zeal

Team I don't like Loony BoB because of his foul and pungent odour
Miriel
Xaven
K.H. Kid
Skarr

Team It's harder thinking of silly names than I initially thought, but at least we'll score points for being obnoxious!
Nik0tine
Dark LadyNyara
Yuffie the Dragon Ninja
Mr. Nosebleed

Team Super Rogue Badass Omega Prime Tactics X Awesome Squad
Alive-Man
clouded sky
Araciel
Jesse1

[Shauna]

Too late. You can be my wife who waits at home for me patiently and stays up sleepless knights wondering if I have been impaled by Levian's blade. :-*

I always wished I could play that role. :cry:

[Levian]

Oh yes, there will be blood! :jess:

But only because I have a nosebleed. :(

edit: heehee, Shauna captured Keith's typo.

[Jessweeee♪]

Team Super Rogue Badass Omega Prime Tactics X Awesome Squad will search while you are distracted by the awesomeness of our smartnessosity.

[Skarr]

:kaofight2: When are we gonna go to a hotel and bang some hooker?? I mean I can't be fighting unless I'm getting some. :kaolove2:

[DK]

This is my planet, I'm bout business
The best that ever done it, can I get a witness? No doubt!

[Clouded Sky]

Oh Psy. You really have outdone yourself with those titles. Sigh.

[Xaven]

Russian Ruffians for the lose!

Also:

Team I don't like Loony BoB because of his foul and pungent odour
=
Team idllbbohfapo
=
Team Idle Bofapo.

[Decessus]

Russian Ruffians for the lose!

Two teams can't lose, Xaven.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Team It's harder thinking of silly names than I initially thought, but at least we'll score points for being obnoxious!

Can we just shorten this to "Team Obnoxious" ?
...
...
It's pretty sad when that's an upgrade. :tongue:

[Christmas]

They got LITTLE MANUS in their team :(

[Moon Rabbits]

Teehee. So it begins :bigsmile:

[Old Manus]

It would have prefered a Lee Trundle team, but it can't be helped.

[Jojee]

Huh *checks in* xD Resh and Tav help me think of an awesome name >:</>D Cos' we're the best team. Obviously.

[theundeadhero]

Now the time has begun. These clues will lead you to weapons for fighting in this war. Things start off fairly easy. Find them!

What percentage of the FFIV frontsite page had been converted to the new style?
Who won the last screenname competition?
How many moderators does the forum have?
What is edczxcvbnm's nickname that he hates so much in Animal Crossing?
Which Squre-Enix game let's you race cows?


The first person to post the answer in this thread will earn the weapon for their army.

[Loony BoB]

Wait, can Psy and I get involved?

EDIT: And do we have to answer all, or is there one weapon per answer?

[Roto13]

Let's pretend the rules are more clearly outlined, since I have to go.

What percentage of the FFIV frontsite page had been converted to the new style?

75%

Who won the last screenname competition?

boris no no

How many moderators does the forum have?

11 CKs, 3 Forum Moderators

What is edczxcvbnm's nickname that he hates so much in Animal Crossing?

K-Monkey

Which Squre-Enix game let's you race cows?

Crystal Chronicles.

Suckah.

[Loony BoB]

I can verify that the 75% is right, by the way. It may say otherwise in certain areas, but that would only be because I've not updated it entirely... 30/40 of the existing SHTML pages have been recoded.

[Levian]

I knew I shouldn't have gone to the mall. I'm never leaving EoFF again.

Seems that all of roto's answers are correct too. :mad2:

[Jojee]

I knew I shouldn't have... oh, I don't have an excuse. Oh well. ^_^ It's okay though, I rarely read what roto and some other people write because I use fluffy puff and I don't feel like highlighting xD In case anyone cares if I read their posts or not and want to change their colors ;)

And the answer to all of those questions is Your Mom :(

I need to go to sleep. ;_;

[theundeadhero]

Let's pretend that Admins count as forum moderators, because they are, and that you have a wrong answer.

[Faris]

Let's pretend the rules are more clearly outlined, since I have to go.

What percentage of the FFIV frontsite page had been converted to the new style?

75%

Who won the last screenname competition?

boris no no

How many moderators does the forum have?

11 CKs, 3 Forum Moderators

What is edczxcvbnm's nickname that he hates so much in Animal Crossing?

K-Monkey

Which Squre-Enix game let's you race cows?

Crystal Chronicles.

Suckah.

7 admins, so 10 Forums mods? Unless three of them would be counted twice, so 7? Arrgghh

[Loony BoB]

7 Admins, 11 CKs, 3 Forum Moderators. :p

[theundeadhero]

It seems that BoB has beheaded one of his troopers for being the spy of a foreign land. Such things that war uncovers! With a position needing to be filled, BoB has hired the mercenary Spiffing Cheese.

Also, Loony BoB deployed his tactis and have found all the locations. They're are now bringing them back to HQ to identify what they've discovered. The clues will be getting harder from here on out.

[Loony BoB]

Survey Says: One more for the Good Guys!

[Levian]

You won the battle, but we'll win the war.

[Shauna]

:D! Yay go our army! :D

[Quindiana Jones]

The battle for weapons is over, the battle for Middle Earth has just begun.

[Old Manus]

I expect victory with as little effort from me as possible.

[Miriel]

I AM SO CONFUSED. What's going on. Is the first clues thingy over then? When does the violence start?

[Quindiana Jones]

*kicks Miriel in the face*

Now. Bring it ooooon!

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh, yay! :p

[Miriel]

*kicks Miriel in the face*

Now. Bring it ooooon!

You're gonna regret that.

[Roto13]

*kicks Miriel in the face*

Now. Bring it ooooon!

You're gonna regret that.

*slaps both Miriel and Quin*

Calm down, bitches!

[Moon Rabbits]

I AM SO CONFUSED. What's going on. Is the first clues thingy over then? When does the violence start?

*ANGRY AGREEMENT*

[Skarr]

:mad2:

[Shauna]

*punches someone*


*VIOLENTLY*

[Decessus]

*Gives everyone violent paper cuts.*

[Jojee]

Yeah this doesn't seem like much of a war ;o

*shoots fireballs out of my eyes at the other team* ^^

[Skarr]

Somethings a brewing at eoff and it aint a war.

[Mogi]

*screams uncontrollably at the sight of all the... paper cut violence*

[Decessus]

Don't mock paper cut violence.

I died in a freak paper cut accident.

[Mogi]

Don't mock paper cut violence.

I died in a freak paper cut accident.

I wasn't mocking it! I was screaming!

I too have suffered an immense amount of pain from paper cut violence. No paper cut violence mocking for me....

[Jessweeee♪]

How do you think we lost our heads?

[Mogi]

How do you think we lost our heads?

*Blows bubbles with straw*
Fire.

I'm sorry if I offended you....
*sniffle*

[Jessweeee♪]

*thinks of a witty battle cry*

[Mogi]

Battle cries are great....

[Dynast-Kid]

This looks fun,and I just now discovered it.:(

[Jessweeee♪]

I totally missed the first event though XDDD

[Dynast-Kid]

I totally missed the first event though XDDD

Was it...Raining?

[Jessweeee♪]

I totally missed the first event though XDDD

Was it...Raining?

XD
no :P
I had....
school :eep:

[Mogi]

I just found it too....

Me likey

[theundeadhero]

Things seem pretty confused right now so I'll try to clear them up. At this stage we're searching the forums for answers to questions. The team that gets the right answers gets weapons to use in the fights coming up. I'll explain the battles when we get to that, for now we concentrate on getting weapons. So far, Bob's team has five, but more are coming. I'm not going to post so many questions at a time to make it a little harder for one person to answer them all in one swoop. More questions coming here shortly.

[Quindiana Jones]

*kicks Miriel in the face*

Now. Bring it ooooon!

You're gonna regret that.

Yeah, sure I am. *sniggers*

EDIT: I just realised. You're headless, and I kicked you in the face.

[theundeadhero]

What does kishi think us punks never read?

Who is Cl_out talking about when he recommends The Watchdog of Hell?

What is the connection between eternalshiva and someone named Dayala?

[Roto13]

What does kishi think us punks never read?
The FAQ

Who is Cl_out talking about when he recommends The Watchdog of Hell?
Cerberus? :P

What is the connection between eternalshiva and someone named Dayala?
Iunno. They're the same person?

[Tavrobel]

What is the connection between eternalshiva and someone named Dayala?
Dayala is shiva's character name in FFXI (or so I'd presume).
She is also a moderator at an FFXI forum under the same name.


What does kishi think us punks never read?
Announcements.

I don't know about the Cerberus one, I would think that roto is right.

[Captain Maxx Power]

We are winning so hard right now!

[Roto13]

I don't know about the Cerberus one, I would think that roto is right.

Doubt it. :P

[Christmas]

LITTLE MANUS had yet to display his MANUS POWER yet, enjoy the victory while you can. :bigsmile:

[Rase]

Who is Cl_out talking about when he recommends The Watchdog of Hell?
Saitama Saishuu Heiki, and his remixes of various video game songs.

[theundeadhero]

Tavrobel has the first two and Rase is correct about Cl_out. More questions to be posted late my tonight to spread out the time differences.

[Loony BoB]

Mah boys, tellin' it like it is. 8-) Proud of you guys.

[Shauna]

You hectics aren't looking so good now, are you? ;D

[theundeadhero]

Who does Jsb01 think you have to watch out for when playing Chrono Trigger?


What answer did Nova Dragon give to this question?
Q) Is this thing on my neck getting bigger?

Who set out to determine "The Fate of This Forum"?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Who does Jsb01 think you have to watch out for when playing Chrono Trigger?
Darth Vader.

[DK]

Q) Is this thing on my neck getting bigger?
A) I'm afraid it is, and you haven't even seen the worst of it yet.


Who set out to determine "The Fate of This Forum"?

Dr. Unne in reference to the Daily Grind?

[theundeadhero]

So fast :p

[DK]

Had no choice, really. Last two times you posted something no one from our team has been around. Keith already took the first one like 2 seconds after I saw you posted.

[Miriel]

Serious. Even if I click on this thread as soon as I see there are new posts, the questions are already answered. ;_;

[DK]

Maybe you should reconsider the way we get weapons? Perhaps it'd be wiser to PM seperate sets of questions off to both team leaders and then have the teams find the answers in order to get weapons. As it is it's determined too much by luck of the draw. If 5 of one team are online and 0 of the other when you post the questions, it's hardly fair competition.

[Decessus]

You Hectics just can't keep up with competition.

[DK]

Yeah, it's our own fault for having better things to do than wait around on EoFF all day. Damn you, life! Damn you!

[Psychotic]

Or you could give us a rough approximation of when questions are gonna be posted.

[Decessus]

Yeah, it's our own fault for having better things to do than wait around on EoFF all day. Damn you, life! Damn you!

Exactly.

[Roto13]

Or you could give us a rough approximation of when questions are gonna be posted.


More questions to be posted late my tonight to spread out the time differences.

Cry more.

[Psychotic]

I was referring to the hour, Slick.

[I Took the Red Pill]

The problem isn't so much the time. The problem is that the system is unfair. I happened to see that hero posted so I knew that there were clues. Does that make my clue evaluating skills any better than anyone else? No, anyone could've answered the question I did. I got lucky because I saw the post first. I think a new question system should be formulated too. Like what Dan said, that sounds good.

And the others on my team mouthing off about stupid things (there are a few) are just making us look stupid. Stop.

[Decessus]

Why are you guys taking this so seriously?
It's a just a game.

[Faris]

Because someone lost a head! :mad2:

[Tavrobel]

The problem isn't so much the time. The problem is that the system is unfair. I happened to see that hero posted so I knew that there were clues. Does that make my clue evaluating skills any better than anyone else? No, anyone could've answered the question I did. I got lucky because I saw the post first. I think a new question system should be formulated too. Like what Dan said, that sounds good.

And the others on my team mouthing off about stupid things (there are a few) are just making us look stupid. Stop.

I agree, even though we are winning (roto has answered the first two cluesets out of three; that's a sign of imbalance if someone can do something first each time). I would also approve of a PM system, as well. However, we should still keep the weapons we have garnered thus far.

[Roto13]

I was referring to the hour, Slick.


Cry more.


(roto has answered the first two cluesets out of three; that's a sign of imbalance if someone can do something first each time).

That's really more of a sign of me not having a life.

[fantasyjunkie]

Do we get to wear cool looking Star Blazer type uniforms? :D

[Tavrobel]

(roto has answered the first two cluesets out of three; that's a sign of imbalance if someone can do something first each time).

That's really more of a sign of me not having a life.

Yeah, that's an imbalance against people who still have lives.

They are still trapped in the cave, staring at the shadows on the wall, whilst we who have abandoned the concept of "life" have found the way to the surface. It was long and difficult, but we found it! And never must we go back.

Lest the headless fools kill us all.

[Loony BoB]

I agree with Tav and Pilltaker. It would be boring if we walked all over the opposition without any real fightback.

[Quindiana Jones]

You hectics aren't looking so good now, are you? ;D

They didn't look good in the first place....:bigsmile:

[Levian]

Ah crap! I'm on vacation and there's no internet here! I'm sitting outside a high school now stealing internet. :D So I'm probably not going to be much help for your team, Psy. :(

[theundeadhero]

A new system of finding weapons is going to start this afternoon. I took a break yesterday to figure the best way out, but it's off to work right now.

[Captain Maxx Power]

WellI think, in the sense of fairness, that we as a team should allow the Headless Hectics to have at least one of the sets of weapons....


...Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Nah, I'm just kidding, screw them.

[theundeadhero]

Man, I feel really bad about this failing so far.

The PM system would give everyone a fair chance to find answers, but then it would still be down to the luck of who's on when it comes time for the answers. To make this expedient and fair, but random, each group get together and decide a number between 1-100. You have until 24 hours from this post. Since their are twelve groups that will mean twenty four numbers will be guessed. I will assign a number to 24 weapons and whichever numbers are closest that group's team will get the weapon. There's a chance the team will have an even number of weapons, but more than likely one group will wind up with more than the other.

It's the only fair and fast thing I could think to do.

[Loony BoB]

That works!

[Psychotic]

How will the teams make their numbers known? Post them in the thread or PM them to you?

[McLovin']

WellI think, in the sense of fairness, that we as a team should allow the Headless Hectics to have at least one of the sets of weapons....


...Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Nah, I'm just kidding, screw them.

Thanks and in return we will allow you to have 2 of the sets of weapons....


Pssh! Screw that! You get none! :choc2:

[NeoCracker]

WellI think, in the sense of fairness, that we as a team should allow the Headless Hectics to have at least one of the sets of weapons....


...Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Nah, I'm just kidding, screw them.

Thanks and in return we will allow you to have 2 of the sets of weapons....


Pssh! Screw that! You get none! :choc2:

The funny thing is we already have 2,

[Jojee]

Has it been 24 hours yet? We decided our number xD (kinda) Do we PM? >=o Are we too late? omg I'm so confused. xD *goes back into oblivion*

[Quindiana Jones]

My brain seems to have melted.

[Decessus]

My brain seems to have melted.

What melted?

[(CECIL120X]

im in

[Resha]

Man, I feel really bad about this failing so far.

The PM system would give everyone a fair chance to find answers, but then it would still be down to the luck of who's on when it comes time for the answers. To make this expedient and fair, but random, each group get together and decide a number between 1-100. You have until 24 hours from this post. Since their are twelve groups that will mean twenty four numbers will be guessed. I will assign a number to 24 weapons and whichever numbers are closest that group's team will get the weapon. There's a chance the team will have an even number of weapons, but more than likely one group will wind up with more than the other.

It's the only fair and fast thing I could think to do.
It's not failing. The number thing seems to be a pretty damn good idea, so here's to hoping that Joj's number worked. :p Oooh ahh.

[McLovin']

WellI think, in the sense of fairness, that we as a team should allow the Headless Hectics to have at least one of the sets of weapons....


...Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Nah, I'm just kidding, screw them.

Thanks and in return we will allow you to have 2 of the sets of weapons....


Pssh! Screw that! You get none! :choc2:

The funny thing is we already have 2,

O rly?

[theundeadhero]

Sorry for the delay. I got stuck on 24 hour duty away from the internet. Checking things now, but it doesn't look like everyone got a number in.

[theundeadhero]

Only five out of twelve. I'm going to mark this up as a failure and try to learn something out of it. Sorry guys.