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Zamba136
10-01-2006, 11:35 PM
i've got the idea of catapulting newborn babies. this is for a story that has a hero that hates humans, he's always out doing insanely funny thing like that(stressing the 'insane' part)

this character has the power of Alucard from 'hellsing' (if that helps)

Madame Adequate
10-01-2006, 11:40 PM
Jess Art.

Rinion
10-01-2006, 11:42 PM
The desecration of a human body, be it alive or dead.

Levian
10-02-2006, 12:07 AM
laying eggs is pretty inhuman, I guess. As for sadism, I guess I could spank you while you lay one.

Christmas
10-02-2006, 01:37 AM
Killing PuPu in FF VIII. :(

Moon Rabbits
10-02-2006, 01:48 AM
This fucking english paper.

Decessus
10-02-2006, 01:49 AM
EoFF.

The Unknown Guru
10-02-2006, 01:53 AM
We Love Katamari is inhuman, but not sadistic. Politics are sadistic, but not inhuman. Therefore, i bring you...

WE LOVE POLITICS!

rubah
10-02-2006, 02:30 AM
Branding someone.

And some of the things that <a href="http://www.goreanwhispers.com/">fans of certain books</a> like to do.

(there's a warning on the site itself, so consider that your second.)

Rye
10-02-2006, 02:58 AM
Jess Art.

Nooooo. ;___; Jess Art is the most captivating and beautiful thing ever made by man.

Tasura
10-02-2006, 03:35 AM
Flaying someone alive then cauterizing their flesh, then slowly stirpping away the seared flesh then cauterizing it again, and repeat this until you have a skeleton.

escobert
10-02-2006, 03:39 AM
kane sex.

Moon Rabbits
10-02-2006, 03:44 AM
And some of the things that <a href="http://www.goreanwhispers.com/">fans of certain books</a> like to do.


:|

GooeyToast
10-02-2006, 03:49 AM
Having your scrotum violated with a tiny spoon

LunarWeaver
10-02-2006, 03:51 AM
Implanting the song "Barbie Girl" from Aqua as a neverending loop in someone's brain.

Arrianna
10-02-2006, 04:12 AM
Drawing and quarting was considered the worst possible and most painful punishment there was.


1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution (drawn).
2. Hanged by the neck, but removed before death (hanged).
3. Disembowelled, and the genitalia and entrails burned before the victim's eyes (The other organs were torn out).
4. Beheaded and the body divided into four parts (quartered).

The head and quarters were parboiled to prevent them rotting too quickly and then displayed upon the city gates as a grim warning to all.
At some point in this agonising process, the prisoner inevitably died of strangulation and/or haemorrhage and/or shock and damage to vital organs.

Zamba136
10-02-2006, 07:01 AM
glad that i got some truly inhuman actions, but most were not what i was looking for and it's my fault, sorry. the revized question is...

what is the most sadistic, inhumane, and idiotically funny thing that you can do?

i like the barbie song, and of course, the babies in the catapult thing.

AND NO HURTING ANIMALS...i like animals.

Nominus Experse
10-02-2006, 07:15 AM
Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die

Putting a baby in a blender

Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway

Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle

Put tacks in people's toast

Capsasian cream in someone's contact case

Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift

NorthernChaosGod
10-02-2006, 09:14 AM
Mass Genocide, do it to the right group and it's hilarious.

KentaRawr!
10-02-2006, 11:23 AM
Inhuman... sadistic... idiotically funny...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=90416&highlight=RPG+%3D+Rocket+Propelled+Grenade

Found it.

Edit:
Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die

Putting a baby in a blender

Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway

Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle

Put tacks in people's toast

Capsasian cream in someone's contact case

Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift

If you find that funny, I don't want to know what you do when you're upset. o_O

Mirage
10-02-2006, 12:19 PM
Tie someone to a car and start driving just a bit slower than said person is able to run. Optimally, the person would run for a few miles, then fall. You can figure out the rest by yourself.

Resha
10-02-2006, 12:25 PM
Homework. :)

Zamba136
10-02-2006, 02:36 PM
Inhuman... sadistic... idiotically funny...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=90416&highlight=RPG+%3D+Rocket+Propelled+Grenade

Found it.

Edit:
Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die

Putting a baby in a blender

Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway

Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head

Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping

Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle

Put tacks in people's toast

Capsasian cream in someone's contact case

Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift

If you find that funny, I don't want to know what you do when you're upset. o_O

I FOUND ALL OF THAT FUNNY...but i like animals!

Twilight Edge
10-02-2006, 03:24 PM
-Watching Tentacle and bondage hentai on a daily basis.

-Doing the latter in real life and love it.

-Getting obssessed with the above and start to get horny.

-Get sent to jail for it and still feel happy.

-get hanged for it and still feel happy.

Madame Adequate
10-02-2006, 03:28 PM
-Watching Tentacle and bondage hentai on a daily basis.

-Doing the latter in real life and love it.

-Getting obssessed with the above and start to get horny.

-Get sent to jail for it and still feel happy.

-get hanged for it and still feel happy.

Bondage, tentacles, and asphyxiation fetishes are really not that extreme.

Twilight Edge
10-02-2006, 03:34 PM
-Watching Tentacle and bondage hentai on a daily basis.

-Doing the latter in real life and love it.

-Getting obssessed with the above and start to get horny.

-Get sent to jail for it and still feel happy.

-get hanged for it and still feel happy.

Bondage, tentacles, and asphyxiation fetishes are really not that extreme.

meaning I need to say that you take a knife, stab it into someone's chest, drag it down to open a hole in the middle, tear it wider(blood gushing everywhere,obviously), reach your hands into it, find any organ you can touch and tear it out with full force while listening to the screaming of the victim and feel as though you are in paraidse, continue tearing off the internal organs though the person is already dead, cut off his you-know-where if he is a man, gouge out his eyes, chop off his ears, slice off his tongue and as a finishing touch, chop the body into countless pieces and stab the knife on the only complete forehead of the victim's skull is extreme?

Twisted Tinkerbell
10-02-2006, 03:35 PM
stand someone in water until eventually their feet start to rot away, takes time but the results make it worth it.

Old Manus
10-02-2006, 03:57 PM
meaning I need to say that you take a knife, stab it into someone's chest, drag it down to open a hole in the middle, tear it wider(blood gushing everywhere,obviously), reach your hands into it, find any organ you can touch and tear it out with full force while listening to the screaming of the victim and feel as though you are in paraidse, continue tearing off the internal organs though the person is already dead, cut off his you-know-where if he is a man, gouge out his eyes, chop off his ears, slice off his tongue and as a finishing touch, chop the body into countless pieces and stab the knife on the only complete forehead of the victim's skull is extreme?:joey:

bipper
10-02-2006, 04:01 PM
Booing at the special olympics

Moon Rabbits
10-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping


I lolled so hard.


stand someone in water until eventually their feet start to rot away, takes time but the results make it worth it.

Ew.

Quindiana Jones
10-02-2006, 04:21 PM
Jess Art.

Nooooo. ;___; Jess Art is the most captivating and beautiful thing ever made by man.

:eek:




AND NO HURTING ANIMALS...i like animals.

YOU KICK YOUR DOG.

I often take candy from babies, then beat them with it. When their parents have a go at me I urinate over everything and run off, slapping any old person I happen to come across.

Jowy
10-02-2006, 04:22 PM
Reading things on http://fanfiction.net. Some of those are punishing.

Leeza
10-02-2006, 09:48 PM
This thread is sad.