Where is your God now?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

In one of the most bizarre moves in recent gaming history, computer giant Microsoft has formed an alliance with fast food chain Burger King to develop three different Xbox 360 titles.

Titled Pocket Bike Racer</a>, Sneak King</a>, and Big Bumpin'</a>, the games will be available for purchase for $3.99 when you order a value meal at Burger King restaurants.

But it gets better.

The games are all double-sided, with one side made for the Xbox 360, and the other side made for the original Xbox. In addition, the Xbox 360 versions will feature achievements for Xbox Live gamer tags.

If you can somehow get over the creep-inducing render of Brooke Burke on a tiny motorcycle, GAF has screens from all three games below.

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/1.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/3.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/4.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/5.jpg (http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/5.jpg)

You can begin gobbling these titles up at your nearest Burger King beginning November 19 and ending December 24.



































http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/theking.jpg

[LunarWeaver]

I will be damned. The Burger King guy is scary enough on TV why would I want to control the monster.

[Necronopticous]

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

[DoaJ]

That makes me want to cry myself to sleep.

[Sephex]

I saw a headline about this, but I thought it was some promotion where they would give away normal titles. I didn't think they actually made games just for the promotion!

[Raven Nox]

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

Yes.

Though, I'll probably just buy it to look at it/bring it over to someone else's house to try. I think I'd die of laughter just holding one of those games in my hands. xD

[Miriel]

Omg. I can't stop laughing.

[Strider]

That is the most excellent thing I've seen all day.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Looks like some little games that people with XBox live can let their kids play. Its too bad it'll scar them forever.

[Strider]

I love the fact you can be the Big Cluckin' Chicken in that bumper cars game. That is so bad.

[Yamaneko]

The next-gen doesn't start until The King says it does.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Actually, these games might be something people will get just to rack up cheap Gamerpoints on XBox live.

[Maxico]

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

That has to be the most amazingly sinister thing I've ever seen.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Jack Thompson will have a field day with that.

[NeoCracker]

Jack Thompson will have a field day with that.

ITs sad cause its probably true.

[ValkyrieWing]

o_O

Oh my god WTF?

[udsuna]

See. If it were a shooter game and we could blow the "King" mask off revealing a Predator-style alien. That'd be cool. But this is just sad. Good thing I already hated Burger King and Xbox, because that'll make my eternal boycott of both all that much easier.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Oh udsuna.

[Markus. D]

ive always thought that was the Sofa King o_o...

what does the Sofa King look like o_o"

[Fatal Impurity]

lol i might just get them for their cheapness and for the fact that strangely any game based on a fast food chain has become extremely rare and valuble in years after its release.......havnt they? :S

[udsuna]

strangely any game based on a fast food chain has become extremely rare and valuble in years after its release.......havnt they? :S


You know, now that you mention it, they have. Weird.

[Markus. D]

they look like pretty games n_n

[~SapphireStar~]

He looks more scary in the games then TV :(

[KentaRawr!]

The battle for world domination is about to start. :shifty: When Microsoft and Burger King hold hands, the myspacers shall RISE!

[Hawkeye]

http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/BKing8630_9485755.JPG

[Roto13]

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

Jesus Christ O_O

[bipper]

I am now a Micro$oft fanboy.

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg
I always wanted to control the king as a perverted stalker in a video game. :)

[Polaris]

Where is your God now?

He died laughing when He saw this game!
I'm so glad I don't have Xbox to waste money on that kind of games

[Rainecloud]

The sight of him riding a teenie weenie little motorbike fills me with joy.

A sure-fire contender for 'Game of the Year', no doubt.

[Skarr]

What the hell am I suppose to say to that?

[Raebus]

They'll be cheap and a good laugh, whats wrong with having a bit of fun and not paying the full game price?

[Jowy]

I saw it on Kotaku and thought it was a joke until the screenshots came around.

It's going to be stupid, stupid amusement. But it probably will skyrocket in value over time.

[Shaun]

Tell me this has gotta be bull. I mean...

http://www.pressthebuttons.com/microsoft/index.html

This site has the same information but it was posted around April. April fool's, anybody?

[Roto13]

If it was April, I'd totally agree.

[Shoeberto]

I would totally buy all of them and I don't even have an Xbox.

[BardTard]

:crying: The Burger King dude scares me!!!!!!!!!!!! :crying:

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

You need Jesus.

[Ryth]

This frightens me. I don't know what else to say.



However, I will get them for a cheap laugh and how rare it is bound to be, if true.

[Mirage]

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

Signed.

[Madame Adequate]

This truly is the best news I have heard in some time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/MILF.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/burgerkingavvy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/BurgerKing.jpg

Evidently, I need to set up my The King business again.

Damn, if only he had a mighty Chin, I could include him here... =/

[Roto13]

I have a link to a parody of one of the King commercials, but it's way too explicit for this site. :P

[Captain Maxx Power]

This is either a work of sublime genius or unstoppable evil. Possibly both.

[Nifleheim7]

Where is your God now?

He died laughing when He saw this game!
I'm so glad I don't have Xbox to waste money on that kind of games
Qft.

[Araciel]

this. isn't. real. is it?

[Fire_Emblem776]

Its still funny, yet very scary..

[Araciel]

that list didn't include fightnight round 3....he's actually in there, though not the main focus

[Nominus Experse]

That is pure genius

[Decessus]

Wake up with the King. And Herpes.

[oddler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/BurgerKing.jpg

Absolutely the scariest picture ever. Agreed? OK, then.

[ValkyrieWing]

This is terrifying in ways I don't even want to comprehend...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, that's fucking hilarious. Too bad I still won't be getting a 360 yet.

[Reine]

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

Same here :\

[Madame Adequate]

This is either a work of sublime genius or unstoppable evil. Possibly both.

Absolutely both! :save:

The King is the best thing ever. I mean, think about it.

Sneak King.

That's the best damn title for a game you've ever heard and you know it, whore! >=O

[Craig]

This is awesome.

[ThundagAuron]

Pssh, who needs Halo 3 and Gears of War when you can have that...

But seriously, Oh God.:cry:

[Slicksword45]

THIS. CAN'T. BE. HAPPENING!!!!!!

(Hint: Enternal darkness spoof :) )

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Rape simulation is go (http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=7163).

[Mirage]

They should have a ranking system. Each weeks winner gets a free Whopper.

[Reine]

That trailer is awesome.

[fire_of_avalon]

I just can't stop giggling.

[Frozen Phantom]

my god....this must be the first sign of the apocalypse

EVERYBODY TO THE SECURITY BUNKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zeromus_X]

I just can't stop giggling.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

There's a trailer at Gamespot for Sneak King (http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/sneakking/index.html?q=Sneak%20King) and Big Bumpin' (http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/driving/pocketbikeracer/index.html).

...I'm scared. :cry:

[-Red XIII-]

Where is your God now?

He died laughing when He saw this game!
I'm so glad I don't have Xbox to waste money on that kind of games

Wait..... what?

[Darthgamer]

OMG, Take me to a buger king! I will camp outside the doors for this.

BTW, this might make a good promotional poster for the game:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c337/darthgamer/1035341456lnc1.jpg

[edczxcvbnm]

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg


Is he about to jump out of the garbage and rape that woman?

[Flying Mullet]

I expect member reviews of these games when they come out.

[XxSephirothxX]

I am so buying Sneak Rape King if I remember to go to Burger King once it's out.

[PlaidMage]

Sneak King will own. The other two...not so much.