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Jowy
10-04-2006, 04:20 PM
<a href=http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_276122256.html>With video goodness too!</a>

I don't know about you, but I'd probably laugh for about three seconds and then flee in fear at the sight of an intoxicated behemoth of a bear.
Quindiana Jones
10-04-2006, 04:26 PM
I'd try to ride it.

I like how they still felt the need to tranquilise it.
Jowy
10-04-2006, 04:27 PM
I think that would end disastrously.
Quindiana Jones
10-04-2006, 04:29 PM
But what a way to go!
Shlup
10-04-2006, 04:31 PM
Awww, she's cute.
~SapphireStar~
10-04-2006, 04:44 PM
Yogi hates picnic baskets now!
Booze is more his fing!
Quindiana Jones
10-04-2006, 04:45 PM
Haha that would make one hell of a cartoon.
Madame Adequate
10-04-2006, 04:46 PM
This is more hilarious than I can enumerate. <3
Rainecloud
10-04-2006, 04:55 PM
Not quite as cute as the sneezing panda, but cute nonetheless.

I feel sorry for the poor bear, getting wasted on apples of all things...
NorthernChaosGod
10-05-2006, 01:12 PM
Lol, I would have run up and slapped it.

Then ran away scared for my life.
Shaun
10-05-2006, 01:16 PM
Why do all the stupid things happen in America?
Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 01:27 PM
That is just too funny!
Reine
10-05-2006, 01:42 PM
This rules xDD
DK
10-05-2006, 01:46 PM
Awww, she's cute.

QFT

It would have been way more gnarly if it was some grizzly bear, though.
fire_of_avalon
10-05-2006, 02:01 PM
Poor girl :(:(:(
Roto13
10-05-2006, 02:29 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/members/album/photos/132/gigaguess1.sized.jpg
AdVenT
10-05-2006, 02:30 PM
A freakin' bear xD
Arrianna
10-05-2006, 09:51 PM
Why do all the stupid things happen in America?
That's a matter of opinion. ;)

Campaign staged on Palace balcony (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3652502.stm)
A Fathers 4 Justice campaigner dressed as Batman is staging a protest on the Buckingham Palace balcony. (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40065000/jpg/_40065706_batman.jpg)


This seems to be a bad year for bears.
Cat Chases Bear Up Tree (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060613-cat-bear.html)
Nominus Experse
10-05-2006, 10:03 PM
Poor thing...

I wonder how many apples that had to of been though... Sweet jesus...
Giga Guess
10-06-2006, 01:02 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/members/album/photos/132/gigaguess1.sized.jpg

HEY!

I wasn't stumbling anywhere NEAR an elementary school.
The Triumphant Hero
10-06-2006, 01:37 AM
I thought every school had a restraining order against Beal. A free cookie to anyone who understands the Beal reference.
Jebus
10-06-2006, 05:53 AM
Well at least bear wasn't driving car.
eestlinc
10-06-2006, 06:19 AM
i like how they got the gratuitous blast on New Jersey into the newscast.

so why are we wasting money on beer and wine when we could just eat rotten apples?