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The Devil Man
10-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Who here would happily go naked on a Nudist beach?

I would! Devil Man is proud of his body! :spin: Devil Man has been blessed by Mother Nature :bigsmile: and wants to happily display his pet snake to the world! :roll:

So who else would go naked as the day you were born on a Nudist Beach?

Leeza
10-04-2006, 08:58 PM
No, I would not. Being proud of your naked body is not a good enough reason to do so.:cat:

daggertrepe
10-04-2006, 08:59 PM
No, but Janice's fav place in the wrold is the Nude Beach at St. Bart's. :exdee:

Roto13
10-04-2006, 09:00 PM
I was asked to go to a nude swim when I was in Ontario in August. I was kind of considering it just because it'd be an interesting story, but I decided against it in the end (since it would have been a bunch of dirty old men molesting me)

bipper
10-04-2006, 09:00 PM
Where is the "I would do it so that my naked body can unleash vegence on the world!?" option.

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2006, 09:00 PM
I would. Just so I could shout "I'M THE YOUNGEST PERSON HERE!" and run off.

PS. I was born clothed.

~SapphireStar~
10-04-2006, 09:01 PM
I couldnt. Im not ashamed of my body, just wouldnt like others to see it. Only the person Im seeing or married to would be allowed. Unless Dash Mihok was there, then my clothes would just fall off!

Faris
10-04-2006, 09:01 PM
No, I bet people would vomit, so I don't want to ruin any lunches.

Pharoh Amon Khan III
10-04-2006, 09:03 PM
Hell to the YEAH! I mean, it's a Nudist Colony, why else am I there? Well, for other obvious psycho-theraputic reasons amongst others... But I'm there, I'm naked, and I'm LOVIN' LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! :laugh:

Flying Mullet
10-04-2006, 09:03 PM
When you've got an ass this nice, don't you owe it to the world to show it off?

Rocket Edge
10-04-2006, 09:10 PM
What the Mullet said. :p

Paro
10-04-2006, 09:11 PM
Most of these people don't live near oceans.

I've been to a nude beach, it was pretty funny because everyone was my age (23). I also met a nice girl who looked alot like Nicole Kidman.

My_car_is_faster_than_you
10-04-2006, 09:12 PM
I wouldn't go.

Maybe it's just my observation, but I think that most people would not look very attractive when they are naked.

BardTard
10-04-2006, 09:13 PM
No! Nobody deserves to see my naked body except Serge. And I would feel uncomfortable and probably see other people I would rather not see...

Jowy
10-04-2006, 09:14 PM
Given the opportunity to 'let the flag fly' in public would be amusing. And I'd have a nice healthy tan!

Sefie1999AD
10-04-2006, 09:21 PM
No, I wouldn't. I'm not feeling too comfortable on the beaches, and it wouldn't get any better if nudity was involved.

Anaisa
10-04-2006, 09:22 PM
I don't like seeing naked people, it makes me feel sick. An I certainly wouldn't strip off at a nudist beach myself. I don't like my body, so I don't want to show it off. Although even if I did, I still wouldn't strip off infront of people. My body is sacred. It will keep its mystery. Not just be exposed to random people.

Roto13
10-04-2006, 09:28 PM
Most of these people don't live near oceans.

I do.


Maybe it's just my observation, but I think that most people would not look very attractive when they are naked.

Go to a locker room. See how ugly everyone is? And these are the people who go to the gym (or whatever). Beaches are for lounging. Don't expect much.

Polaris
10-04-2006, 09:31 PM
it's not that I love my body but i think it'd be ok if the beach would have no-one :bigsmile:

Rye
10-04-2006, 09:32 PM
Oh god no. It'd make people cry. ;__;

Doesn't dear Devil Man remind us all of Jaffar? :bigsmile:

Reine
10-04-2006, 09:47 PM
Dear god no. The world would end from the sheer awesomeness

rubah
10-04-2006, 10:46 PM
I say yes, because if I'm going to a nude beach, there's probably a reason why.

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2006, 10:46 PM
You could just be a perv?

theundeadhero
10-04-2006, 10:49 PM
Why do I have to be at a nude beach to be naked?

bipper
10-04-2006, 10:51 PM
Why do I have to be at a nude beach to be naked?

I know WTF. That is what Eoff is for! This IS my naked time.
Web cam: *snip*

StarChild
10-04-2006, 10:53 PM
I would yes.

mooglebunni608
10-04-2006, 11:03 PM
No. But I'd go to the beach and oggle all the people brave enough to do what I wouldn't ^_^

DarkLadyNyara
10-04-2006, 11:13 PM
Yes, I would go naked if I was at a nudist beach. Clothing in that context is bad form.

And no one would have to ask if I was a natural redhead! Bonus! :D

SammieBabe
10-04-2006, 11:15 PM
Not without extensive plastic surgery...

Mirage
10-04-2006, 11:17 PM
If you're going on a nudist beach, you better get naked. If you don't plan on getting naked, don't enter it.

Fire_Emblem776
10-04-2006, 11:53 PM
Their are people that my virgin eyes dont need to see.:eek:

Samuraid
10-05-2006, 12:02 AM
I wouldn't go to a nude beach in the first place.

sephirothishere
10-05-2006, 12:09 AM
If you're going on a nudist beach, you better get naked. If you don't plan on getting naked, don't enter it

yup....id observe it for a while to see if any hot chicks are there..if there are hot chicks and no dudes.....then instantaneous nakedness.......once the chicks see my perfectly formed body and ya know.....it wud be an instant ice breaker....i mean the rocklikeness of "it" wud be able to smash ice.....hahahahahhaha......nahh....seriously though...jus ignore the last part....

Fire_Emblem776
10-05-2006, 12:37 AM
If you're going on a nudist beach, you better get naked. If you don't plan on getting naked, don't enter it

yup....id observe it for a while to see if any hot chicks are there..if there are hot chicks and no dudes.....then instantaneous nakedness.......once the chicks see my perfectly formed body and ya know.....it wud be an instant ice breaker....i mean the rocklikeness of "it" wud be able to smash ice.....hahahahahhaha......nahh....seriously though...jus ignore the last part....


What a way to strike up a conversation:eep:

Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 12:38 AM
I'm not shy.

Psychotic
10-05-2006, 12:40 AM
I hope you all enjoy seeing covertly taken photos of your naked body being posted on various dodgy internet sites.

Decessus
10-05-2006, 12:44 AM
I can see you guys through your monitor.

...

Did you guys know you had your own web cam?

Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 12:52 AM
I hope you all enjoy seeing covertly taken photos of your naked body being posted on various dodgy internet sites.

Pssssh...you say it like it's a new thing for me.

kikimm
10-05-2006, 01:06 AM
No, I would not. Being proud of your naked body is not a good enough reason to do so.:cat:

Yeah I agree with this. I'm still not comfortable showing it to tons and tons of people. Or walking around like that. Eh.

Behold the Void
10-05-2006, 01:09 AM
I wouldn't go to one in the first place, so no. It's not really my thing.

Nominus Experse
10-05-2006, 05:27 AM
Although I enjoy being naked, I don't feel comfortable around other people in the nude unless I am well acquantied with them.

Breine
10-05-2006, 11:27 AM
Hmm, I probably would. I mean, I'd not be the only naked person around so I wouldn't feel embarassed about my naked body or anything. At first It would be a big step to overcome, naturally - but after getting used to it, it would probably be quite liberating.

Loony BoB
10-05-2006, 11:45 AM
I went to them when I was a kid and I've been to other places where nudists were around. I'm sorry, but it's not that great at all. Even hot girls often look better clothed, by the way - I don't find myself having a huge attraction towards girls who show off their body to people they don't know, anyway. If I wanted to see hot young nude girls, I'd go online.

Shaun
10-05-2006, 01:00 PM
Nudist beaches are for morons. I don't like being surrounded by morons. So no.

Loony BoB
10-05-2006, 01:06 PM
Nudist beaches are for morons. I don't like being surrounded by morons. So no.
O_o That's going a bit far. Some highly intelligent people out there like being nude, you know. Whatever floats their boat... but man, cool down on the judging.

Shaun
10-05-2006, 01:09 PM
If they think that human bodies are an important element of life, they're not 'highly intelligent'.

Loony BoB
10-05-2006, 01:18 PM
How could the human body not be important to your life? It effectively is life.

A lot of people don't go to nudist beaches because they want to show off their body, a lot of people just go because they personally prefer swimming without clothes on, they might like the feel of it. So they don't care what other people think of them - how does that make them morons?

Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 01:18 PM
If they think that human bodies are an important element of life, they're not 'highly intelligent'.

What makes it not so?

NorthernChaosGod
10-05-2006, 01:22 PM
No, I don't get naked around anyone besides someone that I am in an intimate relationship with.

Shaun
10-05-2006, 01:22 PM
How is it life? Some people are too shallow to see there's something beyond the body. Maybe a few people don't like to wear clothes whilst swimming, but that's just a few. It's not the reason most people go. I know that Loony BoB and his minions will keep fighting me till they win, so I'm not going to argue about this for much longer. :p

Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 01:24 PM
How is it life? Some people are too shallow to see there's something beyond the body. Maybe a few people don't like to wear clothes whilst swimming, but that's just a few. It's not the reason most people go. I know that Loony BoB and his minions will keep fighting me till they win, so I'm not going to argue about this for much longer. :p

Actually nudist beaches/events/whatever have pretty strict codes of conduct to weed those guys out.

Loony BoB
10-05-2006, 01:30 PM
How is it life? Some people are too shallow to see there's something beyond the body. Maybe a few people don't like to wear clothes whilst swimming, but that's just a few. It's not the reason most people go. I know that Loony BoB and his minions will keep fighting me till they win, so I'm not going to argue about this for much longer. :p
Nude beaches are much more often than not full of people who actually are there for the reasons I stated. They are most certainly not full of young, attractive individuals, unless there's some private beach which is only open to people of that variety. Or maybe a beach in an area that just happens to have a lot of attractive people by pure coincidence. I've been to nude beaches - they aren't there to show off. Not at all. Most of the people were old, and it wasn't too pleasant.

EDIT: And with regards to your first two sentences, maybe you should open your eyes to the fact that the body is about much more than just looks. Body being life is not about how attractive it is, its about the fact that the muscles, the organs, the health of it etc. is all directly related to life.

Shaun
10-05-2006, 01:35 PM
Giga Guess: which guys? Are you talking about people who are there purely because other people are naked? Who says that wouldn't be girls as well?

BoB: So what's the body about?

Loony BoB
10-05-2006, 01:38 PM
Wasn't I clear enough in the first place? Your body is "the greatest instrument you'll ever own." It allows you to move, breathe, talk, live. Without it, you're nothing in this world.

DK
10-05-2006, 01:38 PM
Nudist beaches are for morons. I don't like being surrounded by morons. So no.

You must hate being around yourself sometimes. :(

Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 01:40 PM
Giga Guess: which guys? Are you talking about people who are there purely because other people are naked? Who says that wouldn't be girls as well?

BoB: So what's the body about?

Don't get nit-picky with me. I meant "guys" as in "people."

ℓσ¢кнαятαиgєℓ
10-05-2006, 01:48 PM
i wouldnt i don't really like showing off my body.

Resha
10-05-2006, 01:50 PM
If by happenstance I found myself on one...

I'd run. And jump into the sea.

Edit: With me clothes on, I forgot to add xD

Shaun
10-05-2006, 01:53 PM
Wasn't I clear enough in the first place? Your body is "the greatest instrument you'll ever own." It allows you to move, breathe, talk, live. Without it, you're nothing in this world.

Of course, but too many people take it for granted.



Nudist beaches are for morons. I don't like being surrounded by morons. So no.

You must hate being around yourself sometimes. :(

Whatever you think I am, I'd rather be that than full of myself.



Giga Guess: which guys? Are you talking about people who are there purely because other people are naked? Who says that wouldn't be girls as well?

BoB: So what's the body about?

Don't get nit-picky with me. I meant "guys" as in "people."

If you say so. That sounds pretty sexist to me, but whatever.

Giga Guess
10-05-2006, 01:56 PM
Giga Guess: which guys? Are you talking about people who are there purely because other people are naked? Who says that wouldn't be girls as well?

BoB: So what's the body about?

Don't get nit-picky with me. I meant "guys" as in "people."

If you say so. That sounds pretty sexist to me, but whatever.

Interpret what you will. I know what my intentions are.

DK
10-05-2006, 01:57 PM
<!--You're full of something, that's for sure. :jess:-->EDIT BY BoB: Don't think it's okay to say stuff like that.

Loony BoB
10-05-2006, 02:08 PM
Dan: Those kind of posts are not tolerable.



Wasn't I clear enough in the first place? Your body is "the greatest instrument you'll ever own." It allows you to move, breathe, talk, live. Without it, you're nothing in this world.

Of course, but too many people take it for granted.

That might be true, but nudists don't do such things. Have you ever seen nudists at all? They're people, just like you and I, who just happen to not see the point in wearing clothes when there isn't a reason to do so. They don't care about dangly bits, they don't care about flab, they just cover up when it's cold and otherwise let loose. Big deal.

I wouldn't be able to fit in with all that because I am a bit more shallow and superficial. I don't want to see people who I feel are ugly walking around naked. That includes old people in particular. It's the way I've been brought up, the society I've been brought up in. However, I'll happily be naked at home.

I suppose you could say it's shallow to dislike the idea of nudists.

ShunNakamura
10-05-2006, 02:17 PM
Giga Guess: which guys? Are you talking about people who are there purely because other people are naked? Who says that wouldn't be girls as well?

BoB: So what's the body about?

Don't get nit-picky with me. I meant "guys" as in "people."

If you say so. That sounds pretty sexist to me, but whatever.

So the dictionary and the word itself is sexist?


guys Informal. Persons of either sex.


For me anyways it doesn't matter if they are young and pretty or old and ugly(or any mix thereof); I REALLY don't want to see it. I am a clothes guy, the more the merrier. God gave us clothes for a reason :p.

*sees nudist light his fireplace with his clothes* .... that was not quite what I meant.....

Fire_Emblem776
10-05-2006, 07:53 PM
Giga Guess: which guys? Are you talking about people who are there purely because other people are naked? Who says that wouldn't be girls as well?

BoB: So what's the body about?

Don't get nit-picky with me. I meant "guys" as in "people."

If you say so. That sounds pretty sexist to me, but whatever.

So the dictionary and the word itself is sexist?


guys Informal. Persons of either sex.


For me anyways it doesn't matter if they are young and pretty or old and ugly(or any mix thereof); I REALLY don't want to see it. I am a clothes guy, the more the merrier. God gave us clothes for a reason :p.

*sees nudist light his fireplace with his clothes* .... that was not quite what I meant.....


ahh but we were all naked to begin with, we just think nakedness is shame:rolleyes2

Shaun
10-06-2006, 11:38 AM
BoB, I guess I'll just conclude this by saying that interacting with clothed people is an issue for me, but if I was surrounded by naked people I'd feel extremely uncomfortable. XD My senses would probably go on overload. So alright, they're not morons, it's just my problem. Well, I think those who go there just to see naked people are morons, but I don't have anything against those who go for the reason you described.

Fuzakeru
10-06-2006, 03:31 PM
Even when it comes to events that you would expect to see naked people ( Aka - porn, nudist, or even artistic pieces ) I've always found myself more in favor of some article of clothing still being on the body.

I find the body to be beautiful and elegant in its own way but its just a matter of personal preference.

Maybe I'm the only one to experience this but I've found that woman-ly friends are quite open with their bodies in front of one another. While spending the night, swimming, or even lounging about I've had quite a number of incidents that involved my female friends stripping, showing off, or changing in front of me. -shrug-

As for me getting naked in general . . . hell, I still have a hard time showering with Myles. There's no way I'd ever have the guts to strip in front of strangers.

Peegee
10-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Why not? I r asin.

wait..
/flee