Funny sephiroth question

[Crimson]

what would you do if sephiroth camt to life and said he wanted to kill you?

the point of this thread if for people to share there answers to my question

[Enjolras]

I would start believing in the religion that i think would most likely save my soul. I wouldn't even bother trying to hide. If he's killing me to harvest my life energy, at least I know it's giong to some kinda cause.

[vorpal blade]

I'd ask him why he was going to kill me and resign myself to my fate.

[XandrewX]

Fight back only IF i can...

[Frozen Phantom]

cast metor on his bad ass :)

[Ryushikaze]

Find an automative rifle, and spray.

Heck, If sephy exists, getting horrible automatic weaponry should be a piece of cake.

[Ashi]

If Sephiroth existed, I'd wonder why he'd be after me of all people.

[Twilight Edge]

Pwn him with a big sword. Nuff said.

[Dark Messenger]

Kick his ass and make him join me to go on a worldwide killing spree!!

[Goldenboko]

Disregard what everyone has said so far considering all of them said kill him.


We all know in reality anyone in that situation would die, except maybe Bush because he can Nuke him.

[Frozen Phantom]

wait...heres a question....in the question is this suppost to be in the ff world or the real world

in ff world i would kick his ass with metor and ultima
in real world i would swing twice....find my sword destroyed....then die

[Squall_Cannon]

if this was the real world i would snipe em' from a roof top. If it was the FF world....run??

[IceAngel]

I would stare blankly at him... and keep very still....
Maybe he wont see me.

[Sparky]

I would say I would like you to get of a few others first. LLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

[Rase]

Be killed.

[Griff]

I would pretend to be his loyal servent then stab him in the face while he sleeps.

[Axel21]

I'd ask him to join me, because three Masamunes are always better than two...!

[mooglebunni608]

I'd kill him first. ^_^ With a can of cheese whiz. Everybody knows Cheese Whiz is Sepiroth's weakness!

[Le Mutton Noir]

funny you ask. I forgot that I had left my tv on in my room and I was sitting in my kitchen when I hear One Winged Angel playing on a comericial. my first reaction was "Oh /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif."

[Lionheart=pwnage]

I would use my morphing powers to turn into Jenova. LoL. If I could get close enough, I would kick him in the gonads. He would drop to his knees and I would run away, or just let him impale me. Which would be cooler.

[Xaldin_XIII]

Tell him im his father followed closely by a dramtic no it cant be NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It works everytime!!

[Firo Volondé]

I would say "If you come near me I'll Omnislash your ass" and hope he runs away

[Sefie1999AD]

I'd use my 1999AD attack to own that guy. :p If he survived that, I guess the battle would eventually turn out like Sora vs. Sephiroth in KH. I'd be slashing him with Strike Raid and Ars Arcanum while healing every now and then with Curaga.

[IceAngel]

funny you ask. I forgot that I had left my tv on in my room and I was sitting in my kitchen when I hear One Winged Angel playing on a comericial. my first reaction was "Oh /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif."

Aww bless ;)

That would be scary!

[finaloblivion]

sephiroth in my house...threatening to take over the darkness in my heart, telling my i cant let go of the past, and thats hes probably going to kill me there in a few seconds.....let's see. how many different options do i have? guess ill just jave to resort to an intergalactic sword battle

[Frozen Phantom]

Origionally bespoken by finaloblivion

sephiroth in my house...threatening to take over the darkness in my heart, telling my i cant let go of the past, and thats hes probably going to kill me there in a few seconds.....let's see. how many different options do i have? guess ill just jave to resort to an intergalactic sword battle


whip out the light sabers :)

[Tavrobel]

I would turn off the PS2.

[atlanteay]

i would most likely die unless a keyblade popped into my hands

[Brennan]

Scream random stuff at him and if he's staring at me like this :eek:
Pwn his ass with big sword

[f f freak]

Well if this was in the KH world I would just be like: "Ha. I command the darkness now." And summon a crap load of heartless to jump on him. Then while he was on the floor I'd grab the masamune and stab him repeatedly in the face.

If it's in the real world: "F*** off I'm trying to kick your A** on this game." Then stand up and kick him in the groin and watch him crawl about on the floor in pain. Then pick up that masamune which he conveniently dropped and stab him repeatedly in the face with it.

It's a win-win situation.

[The Mog Ninja]

I'd say "NO SEPHY THIS IS MY POT PIE!! NO SEPHY THIS IS MY POT PIE!! I KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!! FINE, LETS RO-SHAM-BO FOR IT!!! *COUGH* *SPLUTTER*" then my gonads would hurt

[~SapphireStar~]

If Sephiroth existed, I'd wonder why he'd be after me of all people.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i think i would stand there lookin pretty, and bat my eyelids for him to stop, and just take me away, i would kill evryone with him instead (not me friends tho, oo no)

[leader of mortals]

i would play dead and he would poke me soft with murasame to see if im alive, and then he will say "GOD DAMNED HEART ATTACKS!!!!!!! I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!" and walk off.

[Izzo2]

It owuld go something liek this:

Dark Portal opens in my living room

Sephy steps out
Sephy: *draws masamune* You will die. I command the darkness, and your past can't go away.
Me: ...Oh,****
Sephy: DIE! Ha!*swings*
Me: *dodge in bullet time. grabs arm, knees him in the stomach, punch him in the face, contemplate throwing him out the window, but realise we're on the first floor and he can fly. Pry masamune out of his hand and hit him on the chest with it, and stab him in the stomach, THEN throw him out the window.*

I win.

[NGU]

I'd get his grandma to tell him off then he would be ashamed then go to his room