The Devil Man
10-09-2006, 04:04 PM
Devil Man had a truly sorrowful and tragic day today :( Indeed, Devil Man's tale brings a tear to his eye as he writes this, for he has made a shocking discovery... that the most finest, innocent, spectacular and wonderous of Mother Nature's creations are nothing more then LIARS!!!
Yes, oh, Beautiful Goddesses... you are ALL LIARS!!! :crying:
For you all claim that the most important thing you look for in a guy (romantically) is by far and away his wonderful personality and if he can make you laugh... BUT YOU LIE!!!
Today Devil Man, after going for his promised coffee with a Beautiful Goddess, went and met another friend of his called Harry. Harry was feeling exceptionally sad because in his 20 years of existence upon this planet, he has never once experienced the joys of love :( That's right! Women shun poor Harry!
Now Harry... I shall be honest with my description of him...
He is MONSTROUSLY ugly! He has somewhere in the region of 1-2 Million pimples, he has bushy eyebrows, he has gruesome, unkissable lips and he stinks worse then a broken sewer. Harry has confessed that he only has a shower about twice a week. He doesn't wash his clothes that often either and happily wears the same panties for 2-3 days at a time. He also eats many hamburgers and in the evenings gulps down a couple of cans of beer. Occasionally when he is talking, he also lets out a few smelly farts :(
Just as Beautiful Goddesses (And Devil Man) are the finest of Mother Natures creations (:thumb:)... Harry is her most vilest, twisted, despicable piece of work. Mother Nature played a cruel joke on Harry's parents!
BUT!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Harry is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! :lol: He is one of the funniest guys we know and has a wonderful personality. He is utterly funny and a good guy to hang out with. He is also very kind and has a wonderful heart and is also very intelligent.
But, alas, women stay away from him :( They are happy to be friends with Harry but nothing more! And poor Harry's heart is hurting. He worries how he will find a woman to give birth to his little kiddies.
So... Devil Man's topic is...
Why are ALL Women Liars? :mad2: You pretend that a guys personality and his ability to make you laugh are most important... but clearly you are telling fibs! Good looks are clearly important to you! It's not fair! So, women... please stop acting like you are superior to men! You are even more vain then men!
I worry about poor Harry. Who will take care of him when he is old? :(
PS: Even though women are liars, Devil Man still loves you! So do not worry, finest of Mother Natures creations, you ALL have a place in my heart ;)
Yes, oh, Beautiful Goddesses... you are ALL LIARS!!! :crying:
For you all claim that the most important thing you look for in a guy (romantically) is by far and away his wonderful personality and if he can make you laugh... BUT YOU LIE!!!
Today Devil Man, after going for his promised coffee with a Beautiful Goddess, went and met another friend of his called Harry. Harry was feeling exceptionally sad because in his 20 years of existence upon this planet, he has never once experienced the joys of love :( That's right! Women shun poor Harry!
Now Harry... I shall be honest with my description of him...
He is MONSTROUSLY ugly! He has somewhere in the region of 1-2 Million pimples, he has bushy eyebrows, he has gruesome, unkissable lips and he stinks worse then a broken sewer. Harry has confessed that he only has a shower about twice a week. He doesn't wash his clothes that often either and happily wears the same panties for 2-3 days at a time. He also eats many hamburgers and in the evenings gulps down a couple of cans of beer. Occasionally when he is talking, he also lets out a few smelly farts :(
Just as Beautiful Goddesses (And Devil Man) are the finest of Mother Natures creations (:thumb:)... Harry is her most vilest, twisted, despicable piece of work. Mother Nature played a cruel joke on Harry's parents!
BUT!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Harry is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! :lol: He is one of the funniest guys we know and has a wonderful personality. He is utterly funny and a good guy to hang out with. He is also very kind and has a wonderful heart and is also very intelligent.
But, alas, women stay away from him :( They are happy to be friends with Harry but nothing more! And poor Harry's heart is hurting. He worries how he will find a woman to give birth to his little kiddies.
So... Devil Man's topic is...
Why are ALL Women Liars? :mad2: You pretend that a guys personality and his ability to make you laugh are most important... but clearly you are telling fibs! Good looks are clearly important to you! It's not fair! So, women... please stop acting like you are superior to men! You are even more vain then men!
I worry about poor Harry. Who will take care of him when he is old? :(
PS: Even though women are liars, Devil Man still loves you! So do not worry, finest of Mother Natures creations, you ALL have a place in my heart ;)