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final fantasy is stinky
10-11-2006, 03:22 AM
I just farted so I decided to make this a topic. What causes us to fart well I hope to find out. Oh also when I eat certain foods I get mega farts that really stink. Also what determines the stinky facter in our farts. Thanks :D

GooeyToast
10-11-2006, 03:26 AM
My thread gets closed, but of course this will stay open. Oh how I love you mods.

Anyways, hardly ever.

Decessus
10-11-2006, 03:26 AM
You hear that whistle?

Meat Puppet
10-11-2006, 03:28 AM
I don't. :shifty:

Rye
10-11-2006, 03:29 AM
Oooh Miss Stinky, you're telling me a fairytale. Pass the beans. :bigsmile:

Kuroshima
10-11-2006, 03:29 AM
I never fart!:rolleyes2 Fine, maybe twice a day.

Decessus
10-11-2006, 03:37 AM
I don't. :shifty:

That isn't ringing in your ears.

Rostum
10-11-2006, 03:40 AM
Yeah sure, I fart every now and then. Feels good!

My_car_is_faster_than_you
10-11-2006, 03:56 AM
My dog makes the nastiest farts and stinks up the entire house. As for me, I'm human, and I emitted certain amounts of methane in the air when the pressure inside exceeds a certain psi.

Shlup
10-11-2006, 04:00 AM
Your poll stops a little short.

The average human releases 0.5 to 1.5 litres (1 to 3 U.S. pints) (measured at NTP) of flatus a day by passing gas 12 to 25 times.

escobert
10-11-2006, 04:00 AM
4-7 I'd say.

Eshwooga
10-11-2006, 04:48 AM
Ladies don't fart...
ha ha i do every day. I blame the queso:D

Araciel
10-11-2006, 04:50 AM
pretty sure a lot of my gas is passed while i'm asleep...since i don't do it more than 3-4 times a day

what a topic

final fantasy is stinky
10-11-2006, 06:19 AM
that's nice that we all know who farts how much, but what makes us fart? no one answered my questions. :love:

RiseToFall
10-11-2006, 06:22 AM
that's nice that we all know who farts how much, but what makes us fart? no one answered my questions. :love:

Beans, question answered.

Rainecloud
10-11-2006, 06:35 AM
1-3 times a day.

I'm not a gas factory. =/

roxy
10-11-2006, 06:37 AM
Why would a sane person would count the number of times they fart each day?

RiseToFall
10-11-2006, 06:40 AM
Why would a sane person would count the number of times they fart each day?

You don't need to count the exact number of times, but a rough estimate is pretty easy to guess. Either your gassy or your not.;)

~SapphireStar~
10-11-2006, 10:44 AM
Not that many.

McLovin'
10-11-2006, 10:54 AM
The question you should really be asking is which one of you actually sharted!

Steve
10-11-2006, 11:41 AM
well it is to with (if I am right which I like to think I am) our diets and things we consume, it also has to do with yeast. How often is it you eat certain foods and feel bloaty then let out the most outrageous fart ever? in these cases the food you are consuming is feeding the yeast and bacterium in your intestines thus making their excretement which is methane which is passed through your colon to the rectum ending in flatulence. Other things can make you fart such as air getting up your anus (if someone goes for colonic irregation expect it) which can often bring on farts however, if you wish to fart less then you need to either go to a spa and have colonic irregation or have a friend (one with whom you are very close and do not mind being naked/humiliated/embarrassed in front of) who knows how to perform an enema (sp?) and that will mean fewer bouts of flatulence.

Roogle
10-11-2006, 11:51 AM
I'm sorry.