Why is Devil Man so Perfect in EVERY Possible Way?

[The Devil Man]

Today, as Devil Man kindly helped an Old Lady cross the road, he suddenly realised something! :eek:

He is Perfect in EVERY single Possible way! :eek:

That's right! Devil Man realised he truly is a wonderful human being who has it all! :spin: Not only is Devil Man nice to Old Ladies, he is also exceptionally handsome, he has beautiful eyes, he was a cute nose, he has a gorgeous smile and he has an awesome body! :tongue: He is also very funny (:chuckle:) has a great sense of humour and both women and men just love him! Yes! They adore him! They want to take Devil Man home and cuddle him and hug him and live with him forever and ever! He really is just very amazing! Every morning he asks himself, 'Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Why AM I the fairest of them all?' It is not right on other men that Devil Man is just so fantastic!

There is absolutely Nothing I would change about myself because, quite simply, I am Perfect in every Imaginable way! :roll:

So Devil Man's Two Topics are:

What would you change about yourself (either physically, or about your personality) and why? Example: Are you a shy person? Or sensitive? Do you have poor confidence that you would wanna change? Or are you totally happy with the way you are?

And: Don't you just hate people who are so smug and think 'They're all That!' (Just like Devil Man :tongue:)


PS: I am not really arrogant!

[Zeromus_X]

I'll admit, these are getting kinda irritating.

[Rye]

Oh Devil Man, you little proud sunflower. :bigsmile:

If I could, I would change my huge NOSEPASS (it's too long and too thin) and I guess my chin, but most of all, I'd make myself thinner. I would be very happy as a size 6, instead of the size 8-9 that I currently am.

[The Devil Man]

Oh Devil Man, you little proud sunflower. :bigsmile:

If I could, I would change my nose and I guess my chin, but most of all, I'd make myself thin. I would be very happy as a size 6, instead of the size 8-9 that I currently am.

I'm not saying this just because I like you (because I do like you) but there is nothing wrong with Size 8 or Size 9.

Have you seen the Models in Paris Catwalks? They look so scary and thin! It's horrible. They look ill. Size 8 and above is very good and healthy.

[Polaris]

I need to don't believe too much in people... :( only that! I have lots of defects but I took many years to try to be perfect!

[SammieBabe]

In response to the paragraph before you asked your question; Whatever helps you sleep at night...
As for what I would change about myself, I'll be happy when I'm getting more sleep and don't haven't giant circles under my eyes. There are a few other things, but those will come around with time and a visit to a doctor...:)

[Agent Proto]

Oh Devil Man, will you ever stop being so dashingly awesome? ^_____^


As for answering your question. I am fine as is, though I do wish I was a bit more outgoing.

[Xander]

I think I'd like to be a little more in proportion cos I don't think I am.. ;__; I dunno. Usually I'm fairly happy with my looks though lately I hate my hair cos its being dumb. xD

Personality, I'm pretty much awesome apart from the crappy stuff, but I kinda like my bad side anyway so it's cool :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Arrogance makes me laugh. So I act arrogant around my friends and chuckle to myself about it. Hahaha. I'm so bad.

My only bad point is that I ENJOY DISEMBOWELING BABIES.

[Breine]

The bridge of my nose is a little wry and so it kinda looks like I've broken my nose at one point in the past, which I haven't. So, if I had to change anything it would probably be that - I have learned to appreciate it, though - it gives me personality and makes me an individual :)

[Iceglow]

hmm to change something physical about myself. hard decision, I am in general unhappy with my body but very vain with it. However I would be certain that the first thing I would do if I could I would have ceramite, titanium alloy implants put in where my teeth got knocked out. They cost like 3k per tooth and I need 2. Not to mention the process is rather painful they screw a titanium alloy plate to my upper jaw bone and let the gums heal somewhat before drilling titanium alloy rods to form the "root" of the implant then they build me teeth from ceramite on the rods. All in all rather painful but well worth it they would look and feel just like real teeth.

Personality wise I am pretty happy apart from the fact that due to several cases of being betrayed and back stabbed I am inherently paranoid of people hating me and the closer you are to me the more paranoid I am, I'd love to take those paranoias and shove them up some jerk like saddam husseins ass or even just cut them off but it's harder than it sounds to do.

[Anaisa]

Why AM I the fairest of them all?You're the fairest of them all in your opinion. I wouldn't change any aspect of my personality. That's fine. As for my physical looks, there is plenty of room for improvememt there, but I'm not going to point out all my bad bits, that would be embarassing. But I am willing to share that I don't like my hair an eye colour. Black hair an grey eyes! :barf: That is a hideous combination. I would like blonde hair, an blue eyes.

[McLovin']

You must have a very large brain, to hold so much annoyance.

[Novaris]

Novaris saved the world. Novaris are guuuud boy. He does no harm. No we wouldn't do anything to hurt the master.

Stupid Novaris, worshipping the master, he's controlling us, trickery, keeping the precious away from us.

No no no, Master wouldn't do that.

Novaris he does.

Why would Devil-Man tricks us? That means he is nots perfects?

Yes.

Liar.


I gots no idea, mosts of the things haves already beens said.

[boys from the dwarf]

Today, as Devil Man kindly helped an Old Lady cross the road, he suddenly realised something! :eek:

He is Perfect in EVERY single Possible way! :eek:

That's right! Devil Man realised he truly is a wonderful human being who has it all! :spin: Not only is Devil Man nice to Old Ladies, he is also exceptionally handsome, he has beautiful eyes, he was a cute nose, he has a gorgeous smile and he has an awesome body! :tongue: He is also very funny (:chuckle:) has a great sense of humour and both women and men just love him! Yes! They adore him! They want to take Devil Man home and cuddle him and hug him and live with him forever and ever! He really is just very amazing! Every morning he asks himself, 'Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Why AM I the fairest of them all?' It is not right on other men that Devil Man is just so fantastic!

There is absolutely Nothing I would change about myself because, quite simply, I am Perfect in every Imaginable way! :roll:

So Devil Man's Two Topics are:

What would you change about yourself (either physically, or about your personality) and why? Example: Are you a shy person? Or sensitive? Do you have poor confidence that you would wanna change? Or are you totally happy with the way you are?

And: Don't you just hate people who are so smug and think 'They're all That!' (Just like Devil Man :tongue:)


PS: I am not really arrogant!

well at least your self confident. im a great person in general. most of the stuff you said above except not as vain. im very considerate to others and am just really nice.

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Body wise, I'd get rid of my scars, and make myself a little taller.

Personality wise, I'd kick my depression, which I've had for serveral years, quit believing in people, cause they always let you down at the worst possible time and not be so damn shy and scared.

[Venom]

I wouldnt change anything about myself.

[Madame Adequate]

I thought you said you were leaving.

I would make myself more muscular, not too much, but just a bit. A nice toned stomach would be great :bigsmile:

I would eradicate my depression. I would make myself have a far stronger will. I'd give myself a lot more courage.

[McLovin']

I thought you said you were leaving.


He gave us hope. Then he wrenched it out of our hearts. :(

[Sweet Beloved]

I don't really feel I have to change anything...
Except...I would love to be thinner. XD!

[My_car_is_faster_than_you]

I'll admit, these are getting kinda irritating.

[DK]

little proud sunflower.

You got that part right. :)

[KentaRawr!]

"Old Ladies" isn't supposed to be capitalized. It's just "old ladies". If it isn't a name, place, or thing, then you don't capitalize it.

By the way, in Devil Man's usernotes, he said he would self-destruct. Interestingly, he appears to be destroying his own account by supporting the false interpretations of him, rather than correcting them in some rude manner or posting porn. o.o Either that or he was joking in his usernotes, and he's just being obnoxiously obnoxious.

Edit: lol not reading second half of post

If I were to change one thing about myself, it would just be my zits. I really don't have much to dislike about myself.

[The Devil Man]

By the way, in Devil Man's usernotes, he said he would self-destruct. Interestingly, he appears to be destroying his own account by supporting the false interpretations of him, rather than correcting them in some rude manner or posting porn. o.o Either that or he was joking in his usernotes, and he's just being obnoxiously obnoxious.

Yeah! Something like that!

I love it when people stalk my usernotes.

Oh, and I also love it when my grammar gets corrected by much smarter people! It makes me feel like I am back at school! But I'll stick with Old Ladies. Old Ladies. Old Ladies.

[Meat Puppet]

I get sick a lot. More than what my friends and family consider normal, anyway. So if there was one thing I would change about myself, it would be my immune system. Maybe I could get an immune system transplant. There would still be things I wouldn't like about myself—but I would be more accepting of them if I wasn't so sick almost all of the time.

[Psychotic]

I'd change myself into Devil Man, so that I could be perfect... then I'd stab myself in the face.

You walked right into that one.

[Vikeve]

Today, as Devil Man kindly helped an Old Lady cross the road, he suddenly realised something! :eek:

He is Perfect in EVERY single Possible way! :eek:

PS: I am not really arrogant!

Oh Devil Man as ignorant as you get I will still always love you.:love:

Anyway, i would change my bad luck or getting more sleep would really help me out. I also wish a could see a certain friend more often then I do I now just that last part would change my whole world into a much happier place.

And ofcourse becoming friends with devil Man would be awesome too!;)

[Shiny]

I don't believe the falseness of perfection and I'm not fond in changing anything about myself physically. However, I would like to work on my patience with my sister not necessarily completely alter my personality.

[Rinion]

Devil Man realised he truly is a wonderful human being who has it all! Not only is Devil Man nice to Old Ladies, he is also exceptionally handsome, he has beautiful eyes, he was a cute nose, he has a gorgeous smile and he has an awesome body!

:lol: :laugh:


But tu stay on topic, I tend to be slothful when I am not careful. A deadly sin. :(

[Evastio]

I'd want to stop hating people for the littlest reasons. I also want to stop getting frustrated over little things.

[final fantasy is stinky]

This is getting annoying.:kaoupset:

[Decessus]

Devil Man realised he truly is a wonderful human being who has it all! Not only is Devil Man nice to Old Ladies, he is also exceptionally handsome, he has beautiful eyes, he was a cute nose, he has a gorgeous smile and he has an awesome body!

Seeing that your grammar must be perfect as well, then you must be a cute nose.

Cute noses do not have...


beautiful eyes

gorgeous smile

awesome body!

So with my excellent deduction skills, I have concluded that you are a liar. Furthermore, you are a disgrace to your own name.

Devil men are not wonderful human beings that are helpful to senior citizens. You should push old people into mud puddles, like myself.

So, in conclusion, you are *snip*.

[Skarr]

This is getting annoying.

He'll run outta ideas. Eventually.



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Maybe not. :sweatdrop

[Iceglow]

you should have been here in the good ol' days when we used to spam this place to hell and then try to look innocent when leeza came on, innocent with our names across the boards like 300 times.

[Cruise Control]

Arrogance makes me laugh. So I act arrogant around my friends and chuckle to myself about it. Hahaha. I'm so bad.

My only bad point is that I ENJOY DISEMBOWELING BABIES.
It's only cool if you eat them later.

[Slade]

One day Megatron see Waspinator as TRUE leader of Predacons!

[The Devil Man]

Devil Man realised he truly is a wonderful human being who has it all! Not only is Devil Man nice to Old Ladies, he is also exceptionally handsome, he has beautiful eyes, he was a cute nose, he has a gorgeous smile and he has an awesome body!

Devil Man was a cute nose that, somehow, very slowly, over time, evolved into a wonderful human being :sweatdrop

*The Evolution is still an on-going process*

Anyway... ON TOPIC!!!

What else would you like to change about yourself?

(Thinking deeply... Devil Man would like to learn to be more humble:))

[Bunny]

I was hoping that someone would point out just how horrible your grammar is. Apparently intelligence is not provided in the perfection package.

I think we have a case of false confidence here! Wooonderful!

I won't really go into detail on what I would change about myself. It would take a long time to type out that list. Let's stick with...

Wow. I cannot think of a really mild thing I would change about myself. All of them are fairly drastic. Let's just say that I have severe mental instabilities that prevent me from living a life that I should live. Those could go.

[Shaun]

Devil Man, if you were any more confident you would implode. I don't know about myself. There's a lot others would want me to change, but screw them. Well, I guess there's an awful lot I'd want to change about myself... but it's not in my control.

[The Devil Man]

I was hoping that someone would point out just how horrible your grammar is. Apparently intelligence is not provided in the perfection package.

I think we have a case of false confidence here! Wooonderful!



You spelt 'wonderful' wrong :( And there should have been a comma after 'Apparently'...

And you are right too! As long as Devil Man is very good looking and has a kind heart, and is loved by many men and women, he is NOT AT ALL worried about lack of intelligence :spin:

[Polaris]

lack of intelligence

Smth you should change ;)

[Levian]

I guess a few inches wouldn't hurt. I'm talking about height.

[Misfit]

"Old Ladies" isn't supposed to be capitalized. It's just "old ladies". If it isn't a name, place, or thing, then you don't capitalize it.
Wtfmate, half the posters on this forum don't use proper grammar.

Anyways, I would change my eye color and hair, my hair usually never goes right! And my eye color is dark brown, I want pretty blue or green eyes. ;__;

[Christmas]

Perfection is not for normal little folk like me. :(

[~SapphireStar~]

Are you a shy person? Or sensitive? Do you have poor confidence?
Yes, yes and yes! I need lots of confidence and possibly go down to size 14 jeans again, dont like being a 16 :(

[Dell]

What would you change about yourself (either physically, or about your personality) and why? Example: Are you a shy person? Or sensitive? Do you have poor confidence that you would wanna change? Or are you totally happy with the way you are?



I'm shy, sensitive, panic/nervous, unserious, NO confidence, weak and negative. I would like to change that into a more positive attitude.

But no matter how hard you try to change yourself, you will always be the same, you will always be you because you is you.

[Old Manus]

you will always be the same, you will always be you because you is you.u?