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The Devil Man
10-13-2006, 09:16 AM
Devil Man believes...

Golf is soooooooo damn BORING!

So he would like to know...

What do YOU think?

(Gimme a little while and I'll explain why Golf is so damn boring)
Awrini
10-13-2006, 09:25 AM
Golf is like Baseball.

Boring as hell to watch, and only mildly amusing to play.
Polaris
10-13-2006, 09:54 AM
I refuse to lay golf it's sooo horrible... And I don't have strengh enough to be like that watching the ball and hit it to enter the hole... Not my idea fo fun...

I rather enjoy watching other sports like Tennis or even F1
nik0tine
10-13-2006, 10:19 AM
Because it was made to entertain white people.
~SapphireStar~
10-13-2006, 11:28 AM
God I hate golf, my dad is obessed with the sport. I tried to watch it with him once and after 10 minutes I was nearly asleep.
Rusty
10-13-2006, 11:37 AM
I hate Golf - with a passion.
Meat Puppet
10-13-2006, 11:46 AM
I find all sports boring, but golf is a different kind of boring. Like, an old person boring. Just not my thing, I guess.

And I know that young people play golf. I know this all too well.
Brian The Pink Shark
10-13-2006, 11:48 AM
golf is so boing because there are not enough extreme speed naked double points rounds (maybe we should be thankful) :choc:
Shaun
10-13-2006, 11:56 AM
Zzzzz...
Levian
10-13-2006, 01:28 PM
Hitting the ball itself is probably not that bad, but I imagine all the walking around and distance judging can get be incredibly boring. Not to mention that it's slightly annoying that it's a bit of a status sport. Nothing that will ever beat chess, though. Now minigolf, that's just awesome. :love:
Resha
10-13-2006, 05:26 PM
Nothing that will ever beat chess, though.

Gesundheit! Chess is fantastic. Mm, I don't love golf overmuch, but it can be interesting in its moments (sporadic, few, far between...). And I did like going to the driving range to whap balls about.
Rocket Edge
10-13-2006, 05:27 PM
I like golf. I was glued to the Ryder Cup there a couple of weeks ago. I find that it's relaxing.
Zeromus_X
10-13-2006, 05:30 PM
I find all manner of sports to be boring.
Vermachtnis
10-13-2006, 05:31 PM
Golf is awesome as a spectator sport. Only on the green though and with a blow horn or a bird whistle. Man great times :D
Jowy
10-13-2006, 05:38 PM
Golf is only amusing when gigantic pipes, windmills, and the occasional fiberglass dinosaur are integrated into play.
Rosenti
10-13-2006, 07:03 PM
well.. check this out
your in a deserted decorated field with all that grass, you have a big metal stick with a blob of metal at the end, a little white ball with inner curves into to make it more interesting. Your standing in tight tight trousers with striped colours, some wierd yet extremely warm shirt with that weird top thingy on it, you got a striped coloured hat on, which itches like hell, while you beileve your testicals are caveing in cause of the pants. You stand in thin yet very long crampy shoes, driveing around a little cart that you can easy fall out of that takes less eletricity than your ps2.. Hmmm
LunarWeaver
10-13-2006, 07:07 PM
I don't like golf either. I find every sport terribly boring. The few times I have tried to play golf I couldn't even hit the ball :jess: My brother is obsessed with it though. I guess it's like any hobby, you don't see the appeal unless you simply do.
charliepanayi
10-13-2006, 07:48 PM
I would never play golf but I enjoy watching it on the TV - I like to watch the Majors and the Ryder Cup. It's much more interesting then bloody cricket anyway.
m4tt
10-13-2006, 08:05 PM
Golf is really fun to play, but I can't stand watching it on tv.


Because it was made to entertain white people.

That's why the best golfer in the world is black, right?
XandrewX
10-13-2006, 08:08 PM
Because it's just so boring...Dont let me watch that for 5 minutes or I'll snoore my way to dream land...
Ender
10-13-2006, 08:45 PM
I love golf.

A lot of technical skill and physical control is needed to play at an elite level. No, it doesn't require running, but the amount of training needed to be a professional at it is no less than other sports, and more than most.

And it inherently sets itself up for dramatic moments because there are pauses to build anticipation between the action, and because you aren't playing head to head, every shot matters in the long run (among the leaders anyway).

Plus it's something you can have on in the background while you are doing something else (like playing games on your computer) without having to commit full attention to it until one of those dramatic moments comes up.
Araciel
10-13-2006, 08:49 PM
it's a great sport....too expensive and skill intensive for me but it's cool...and i like all the neo tiger woods games
Fuego
10-13-2006, 10:02 PM
Golf is like All Sports !!!!
Boring as hell to watch, and only mildly amusing to play.


there ... now its a QFT !!!!
escobert
10-13-2006, 10:43 PM
Golf is like Baseball.

Boring as hell to watch, and only mildly amusing to play.

and baseball.
Raistlin
10-14-2006, 12:28 AM
Golf is the most boring sport in the world to watch.

However, I do like to play golf occasionally.
Disco Potato
10-14-2006, 01:26 AM
I don't think golf is boring to watch once you get yourself in the right mindset and really focus on what the players are doing. I don't think I've ever played golf, but I don't think I'd be good at it :p
Tifa's Real Lover(really
10-14-2006, 01:52 AM
boring? why, golf is actioned packed
Fuego
10-15-2006, 11:47 PM
boring? why, golf is actioned packed

I can't watch it due to my "heart condition" ... if i get excited (as i always do while watchin' golf) my heart may explode ... you guys are so lucky to get to watch such great entertainment .... guess i'll have to stick to family guy and simpsons ... poor me :crying:
Kuroshima
10-15-2006, 11:52 PM
Devil Man believes...

Golf is soooooooo damn BORING!


BLASPHEMY! Golf is not boring... Golf is fun.