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farplaner
10-18-2006, 12:46 PM
Have you ever noticed how "Your mom!" can punctuate any statement?

"I went to the grocery store to pick up some cucumbers, but your mom bought them all."

"If Hitler had had his way, he would have blown up the entire world, but luckily your mom thwarted his plans.

or:

I was going to smurf your mom, but your mom convinced me that it wasn't a good idea.

Topic: share your most intriguing "your mom" stories...
Bunny
10-18-2006, 01:19 PM
My mom died when I was fourteen.

Wait.

Your mom died when I was fourteen.

I'm bad at this.
Noctivagus
10-18-2006, 01:21 PM
This one was sorta funny

Two brother were arguing... and they pulled your mom jokes out on each other... they realised after they was 'dissing' themselves too haha
Shlup
10-18-2006, 08:18 PM
Around our circle we typically go with "your face" 'cause we like each others moms. But "your mom" is also definitely in the vocabulary.
theundeadhero
10-18-2006, 08:20 PM
My Mom is on myspace. I talk to her there more than on the phone.
Old Manus
10-18-2006, 08:38 PM
I find your M (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=23073)um very attractive.
Breine
10-18-2006, 08:43 PM
Jokes about one's mom are never funny.. :(
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
10-18-2006, 08:48 PM
Well, I know this kid that changes anything negative said about him into something about that person's mom. Like this:

Boy1- 'Your so idiotic, man.'
Boy2- 'Pfft, your mom's idiotic.'

Its a little stupid. A great comeback though. Unless you like that person's mom. Or if that person doesnt have a mother. That would make it pretty offensive.
McLovin'
10-18-2006, 08:54 PM
I find your M (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=23073)um very attractive.

Your mom finds his mum very attractive.
Frozen Phantom
10-18-2006, 09:07 PM
your mom goes to college

point proven
farplaner
10-19-2006, 04:18 AM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Your Mom!

Your Mom Encounters of the Third Kind!

*singing: "There must be some kinda' way outta' here," said the joker to your mom!
Jigsaw
10-19-2006, 08:22 AM
Around our circle we typically go with "your face" 'cause we like each others moms. But "your mom" is also definitely in the vocabulary.
So's yer face - the perfect reply in many a situation.
vorpal blade
10-19-2006, 09:15 AM
what about "in your mom's face!"
Shaun
10-19-2006, 01:14 PM
I think people who say that are quite childish and lack basic vocabulary.
Rostum
10-19-2006, 01:17 PM
Some mums are pretty hot, imo.
DK
10-19-2006, 01:23 PM
Around our circle we typically go with "your face"

Same.
oddler
10-19-2006, 03:25 PM
Human 1 - I have to go do laundry.
Human 2 - Your mom has to go do laundry!
Human 1 - Twice, naked.
Twilight Edge
10-19-2006, 03:35 PM
*in a game of DotA*

Lion: **** your mom I will pwn u!!!!
Lina: O RLY?
*Laguna Blade*
Lina Inverse has just pawned Lion's head for an extra 135 gold!
Lina Inverse has drew first blood! (+200 gold)
Lion the Demon Witch(level 7) has fallen.
Lina: HA! IN YOUR MOM'S FACE!!
Quindiana Jones
10-19-2006, 04:04 PM
What have I created....

I like it when you say to little kids "You're short." and the best reply they can think of is "Your mum!". I both metaphorically and literally pissed myself laughing when that happened.
vorpal blade
10-20-2006, 09:59 AM
I think people who say that are quite childish and lack basic vocabulary.

... your mom!
farplaner
10-21-2006, 01:13 AM
I think people who say that are quite childish and lack basic vocabulary.

... your mom!

Yeah! :lol" I mean, "your mom" is basic vocabulary...so much for your assertion.

(ahem)

"Twice, naked...." nope, I don't think I have the hang of that one yet.
Madame Adequate
10-21-2006, 01:15 AM
Your mom and your face are both excellent interjections.