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Evastio
10-18-2006, 11:52 PM
Out of all these things which one would be the worst to have chasing you down a hill?

Piano
Big Huge Eyeball
Anvil
Photocopying Machine
Flaming Safe (full of a lot of cash)
Big Screen TV

My_car_is_faster_than_you
10-18-2006, 11:54 PM
If an anvil were chasing me down a hill, I'd say that that would be the least of my problems.

Psychotic
10-19-2006, 12:03 AM
A piano. Have you seen what sentient pianos do to their prey once they are caught? Let's just say the Middle C gets inserted into somewhere unpleasant.

Denmark
10-19-2006, 12:04 AM
if i was getting chased down a hill by something that couldn't control its own movement, I'd just move out of its path.

kikimm
10-19-2006, 12:04 AM
The Flaming Safe! I don't want anything firey chasing me anywhere.

RiseToFall
10-19-2006, 12:06 AM
Big Huge Eyeball- only because it would follow me.

Fate Fatale
10-19-2006, 12:06 AM
All of the things I'd dislike chasing me down a hill.... HOWEVER, the big eyeball would be the worst...

My_car_is_faster_than_you
10-19-2006, 12:08 AM
if i was getting chased down a hill by something that couldn't control its own movement, I'd just move out of its path.

That's not allowed. Haven't cartoons taught you anything?

Evastio
10-19-2006, 12:09 AM
if i was getting chased down a hill by something that couldn't control its own movement, I'd just move out of its path.

|======|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|___U___|
|_______|

= Thing chasing you
| Wall
U You
_ Road

What if the situation was like that?

Decessus
10-19-2006, 12:10 AM
I personally think it would be pretty cool to get crushed by a photocopying machine.

I could show one of those paper animations of me getting crushed to all my friends(Who am I kidding) at the hospital. Or maybe they'll get in the will?

RiseToFall
10-19-2006, 12:27 AM
if i was getting chased down a hill by something that couldn't control its own movement, I'd just move out of its path.

|======|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|___U___|
|_______|

= Thing chasing you
| Wall
U You
_ Road

What if the situation was like that?

If thats the situation then my original post doesn't make any sense.

Evastio
10-19-2006, 12:29 AM
if i was getting chased down a hill by something that couldn't control its own movement, I'd just move out of its path.

|======|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|___U___|
|_______|

= Thing chasing you
| Wall
U You
_ Road

What if the situation was like that?

If thats the situation then my original post doesn't make any sense.

Actually it still does. It just sounds a bit more redundant. No offense.

Jowy
10-19-2006, 02:00 AM
The eyeball. It would be slightly squishy, so when the realization that a gigantic eyeball is hurtling towards me and I start laughing hysterically, it would hurt the least to get crushed by. And I'd probably die with a smile. :)

rubah
10-19-2006, 02:31 AM
Something with a lot of momentum. Hello piano

Quindiana Jones
10-19-2006, 03:57 PM
I'd want an eyeball least, because they're round and would catch up with me easily. The rest would just kinda...plod.

Breine
10-19-2006, 04:00 PM
I voted the flaming safe... just because it sounds dramatic. The huge eye ball would be quite unpleasent too, though. ._.

I Am Stoner
10-19-2006, 04:01 PM
I'd say the huge massive eyeball, it would be scary in a funny way.

Christmas
10-19-2006, 04:05 PM
http://www.blogdababita.blogger.com.br/sadako%20saindo%20da%20tv.jpg

Venom
10-19-2006, 04:06 PM
Big screen TV.

Old Manus
10-19-2006, 04:35 PM
A big screen TV, so I would, you know, turn around and catch it. Free big screen TV.

Bunny
10-19-2006, 06:01 PM
if i was getting chased down a hill by something that couldn't control its own movement, I'd just move out of its path.

|======|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|___U___|
|_______|

= Thing chasing you
| Wall
U You
_ Road

What if the situation was like that?

That looks like a mini-game that you have to run away and jump over random things that are in your path while something nasty is chasing you.

I don't think I'd appreciate the eyeball very much. But I'd probably just stop and kick it as hard as I could to try and blind it. Then play a modified version of Marco Polo.

Vikeve
10-19-2006, 06:21 PM
A flamming safe would suck cuz i would want to get the money but it would burn in front of me burning money is worse than getting all my bones crushed.:(

Quindiana Jones
10-19-2006, 07:24 PM
A flaming safe sounds scary because it would flame you*.

*LOL FORUM REFERENCE.

McLovin'
10-19-2006, 08:40 PM
You\'re exactly like someone I know Quinny with all your puns.

Big screen because I can watch something before my inevitiable doom.

sephirothishere
10-19-2006, 08:46 PM
the anvil and the eye ball....possible escape from the anvil...but no chance from hte eye ball....and if it was the two at the same time...then...well...you smurfed....

My_car_is_faster_than_you
10-19-2006, 09:10 PM
Well, a piano would make the funniest obituary for me. I would be "A flat minor" Ha ha ha ha!!! Oooo, that was lame. Shutting up now.

BardTard
10-19-2006, 10:08 PM
Umm, a big huge eyeball, because it would probably be alive and I couldn't just move out of the way because it would follow me. I don't know, it sounds like it would be. ??? :confused: like WTF.

Evastio
10-19-2006, 11:11 PM
(Looks at poll)

It's good to know that I'm not the only one that fears eye contact. :rolleyes2

NINJA_Ryu
10-20-2006, 01:37 AM
I vote safe.

Its bad enough haveing a locked safe, cant get the monies!

Its twice as bad as it is flaming

Its twice that bad running down hills, i have bad ankles

Its twice the previous bad if the flaming safe was chaasing me down the hill.

And it would be twice as the last bad to be hit by it, since eventually, id fall.

That is sixteen times the badness of a normal safe!!!!

Terrifying indeed