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Flying Mullet
10-21-2006, 07:14 PM
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
This was in a joke forward I recieved the other day and it got me thinking. What if we could sell off our kids if we don't want them, need the money, etc...
What would the world be like?
EoFF would be quite empty then. :p
Misfit
10-21-2006, 07:19 PM
I would buy so many kids, you have no idea.
Oh, hell yes. *rubs hands together*
Freya
10-21-2006, 07:21 PM
EoFF would be quite empty then. :p
:chuckle:
Well then there would be a lot of pregnant ladies cause I mean you could make money from it. Why get a job?
Rocket Edge
10-21-2006, 07:21 PM
EoFF would be quite empty then.
QFT
Cipher
10-21-2006, 07:21 PM
I think if parents could sell their kids, school performance would go Waaaaaaaay up! Not to mention your average kid would be three times as more high-strung. Then there'd be that one kid with low self esteem because his mom sold him for 25 cents and a bag of Habanero Doritos....:cry:
And Disney World would be a trading post. There would have to be regulations on who can buy, though.
The Devil Man
10-21-2006, 07:22 PM
I'd be the one providing the Kids :roll: I still have so many women left to bring happiness to!
My demon-spawn will undoubtedly be gorgeous and truly fine Human beings :spin:
LunarWeaver
10-21-2006, 07:24 PM
People would rush to buy all the smart and good looking ones and sell them for twice as much on eBay.
The Devil Man
10-21-2006, 07:29 PM
If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM :)
I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father :spin:
Misfit
10-21-2006, 07:37 PM
If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM :)
I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father :spin:
*vomits blood*
Anyways, if anybody would like to sell me their child, send me a PM...
Breine
10-21-2006, 07:59 PM
If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM :)
I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father :spin:
*vomits blood*
xD ..this cracked me up!
Back on topic: I don't know, really. I guess it would be kinda weird, though. Some people would probably end up becoming breeders to see who could breed the most beautiful children, and then sell them to the highest bidder (sp?) ._. ...Creepy... brr.
Roto13
10-21-2006, 08:08 PM
Meh. The fewer devil babies around the better, I think.
Resha
10-21-2006, 08:12 PM
It would be terrible. People wouldn't even be discouraged from having kids and they'd just spawn and spawn and squirt more babies out and our world will be overrun with those creatures screaming crying crawling all over :(:(:(
The Devil Man
10-21-2006, 08:12 PM
Meh. The fewer devil babies around the better, I think.
I intend to be a sperm donor in about 2 months time :)
There will be many lucky women popping out my babies in a couple of years time! :tongue: It makes me very happy to know that.
Loony BoB
10-21-2006, 08:39 PM
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
This was in a joke forward I recieved the other day and it got me thinking. What if we could sell off our kids if we don't want them, need the money, etc...
What would the world be like?
Sad.
Roto13
10-21-2006, 08:40 PM
People do sell their kids in some countries.
There would be a lot more child labor, that's for damn sure.
Quindiana Jones
10-21-2006, 09:14 PM
Michael Jackson would be chuffed.
Nominus Experse
10-21-2006, 10:08 PM
I don't even want to ponder this question...
It leads no where but a world of sadness, confusion, poverty, etc...
Captain Maxx Power
10-21-2006, 10:10 PM
I'd have been sold off at six months for sixty pence most likely. I was a baaaaaaaaaaaad, evil child.
Vincent, Thunder God
10-21-2006, 10:11 PM
One word: Inhumane.
Psychotic
10-22-2006, 12:10 AM
I would have an army of fanatics, ready to die for me, Lord-President God Psychotic. The world would be pretty much the same as it ever was.
Giga Guess
10-22-2006, 05:00 AM
People might take my favorite saying "I love kids! They go great with hot sauce." a little more seriously.
yojimbosoul
10-22-2006, 05:09 AM
I'd be working in a coal mine in Africa in like 3 seconds. 1 to sell, 2 to sign the contract, 3 to say good bye
Decessus
10-22-2006, 05:26 AM
I was sold off at six months for a 12 pack and I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
Christmas
10-22-2006, 05:37 AM
People that is too freaking rich and had nothing better to do might start collecting kids as a pastime. :(
Decessus
10-22-2006, 05:38 AM
People that is too freaking rich and had nothing better to do might start collecting kids as a pastime. :(
You didn't know...?
Roto13
10-22-2006, 05:56 AM
People that is too freaking rich and had nothing better to do might start collecting kids as a pastime. :(
Daddy Warbucks. :P
Jebus
10-22-2006, 05:59 AM
"How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"
"What?"
"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. "
DarkLadyNyara
10-22-2006, 06:01 AM
Well, it would simplify matters. :D
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"
"Ebay"
People that is too freaking rich and had nothing better to do might start collecting kids as a pastime. :(
That already happens. It's called "celebrity adoption".
Rengori
10-22-2006, 06:09 AM
It'd be like whoring for philanthropists.
Cipher
10-22-2006, 06:11 AM
Well, it would simplify matters. :D
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"
"Ebay"
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. You win.
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