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Madame Adequate
10-31-2006, 02:07 AM
I am fatigued, but there is a matter I cannot allow to rest.

There is a sig on this website - yes hicks, on this very forum - which is an affront not only to all that is good and decent, but that which is foul and vile as well. It is so corrupt, so categorically and completely devoid of merit, that it could be only the spawn of a twisted alien dimension, the likes of which could not be conjured by the depths of the Lovecraftian nightmare.

I could only refer to Jess Art. I refer to Frenchie. Rye, make it stop! We will do anything you say, just so long as you make the pain go away. Such as it can. Those of us exposed to it can never be quite... right ever again. But I beseech you to remove the abominable sig!

There are many other things I find abhorrent. Things I find repugnant. Things I would, if I had the power, wipe from existence! But none come close to Jess Art. Had I the power to remove one idea and only one from Human history, I would without hesitation remove Jess Art. But if you could remove one ideal, or idea, or movement, or trend, or tradition, or cultural event, or ideology, or other such thing, from Human history and the present time and future - this thing never was, is not, and can never be - what would you remove?
Rye
10-31-2006, 02:12 AM
Oh, peeshaw, dear Huxley. You all love Frenchie oh so much. :jess:

Hmmm... I can't say I'd remove anything, actually. Everything in History has shaped us all, so I'd be afraid to remove anything. Who would I be to decide something so monumental? Though, if I had to pick something, it'd probably be the idea that homosexuality is a sin.
Madame Adequate
10-31-2006, 02:12 AM
I do NOT love Frenchie! >=O

If I could remove one idea from history, though, in seriousness, I think it'd be Socialism.
Dr Unne
10-31-2006, 02:19 AM
I would remove in-jokes. They are not very polite to people who don't know what you're talking about.
Madame Adequate
10-31-2006, 02:20 AM
I don't find in-jokes can be considered rude in and of themselves.

In fact, I think that's a silly notion.

Edit: I also don't think it's an in-joke when the thing I'm talking about is precisely two posts above yours.
Lord Xehanort
10-31-2006, 02:21 AM
At first... I thought that was a deformed penis...

but it isn't. It's a deranged tongue.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
10-31-2006, 02:21 AM
Signatures should be nice. For the nice people.
Lord Xehanort
10-31-2006, 02:24 AM
You must not be nice, since you're weilding a gun at all of us.
Fuego
10-31-2006, 02:39 AM
I would remove the birth of all prophets who preach about gays goin to hell >.<
Then i'd remove all religions so that i was the ultimate and undisputed ruler lord and saviour of the world ...

Too much :confused: ?

How about removing those anti smokin' nuts ?

Oh, they're all good ideas, you can just draw 'em out of a hat >.<
Lord Xehanort
10-31-2006, 02:42 AM
I would remove the birth of all prophets who preach about gays goin to hell >.<
Then i'd remove all religions so that i was the ultimate and undisputed ruler lord and saviour of the world ...

Too much :confused: ?

How about removing those anti smokin' nuts ?

Oh, they're all good ideas, you can just draw 'em out of a hat >.<


*rigs said hat to be full of the "KILL THE ANTIGAY PEOPLE" option*
The Unknown Guru
10-31-2006, 02:42 AM
I would get rid of popularity.
Christmas
10-31-2006, 04:14 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496
Zeromus_X
10-31-2006, 04:31 AM
You asked for it. (http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/starocean2/clip8.mp3)
NorthernChaosGod
10-31-2006, 06:09 AM
Hippies.
Denmark
10-31-2006, 06:57 AM
this "Frenchie" is a tongue creeping out of a valley surrounded by mountains, all colored skin and tongue colors. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
DK
10-31-2006, 08:42 AM
I'd get rid of that haggard ass sig too.
Rusty
10-31-2006, 09:11 AM
I second the removal of the sig. I seriously had warped thoughts about what it was xD
Quindiana Jones
10-31-2006, 10:17 AM
Humans. Failing that. All of George Bushes ancestors.
Rantz
10-31-2006, 11:06 AM
Humans.
Quindiana Jones
10-31-2006, 11:32 AM
Rantzien so wants me.
Reine
10-31-2006, 12:36 PM
I would remove all Barrels. Dont ask
Breine
10-31-2006, 12:41 PM
All of George Bushes ancestors.

Aye..!
Dell
10-31-2006, 01:28 PM
I would remove anyone who read this post except NANNY.
Quindiana Jones
10-31-2006, 03:19 PM
LOL. My post has been quoted twice, but for two different parts.
Chemical
10-31-2006, 04:01 PM
I'd have to eliminate sliced bread.
I desprately hate that saying "best invention since sliced bread."

MORONS

What about electricity? the Lazy-Boy? The Bikini?
Quindiana Jones
10-31-2006, 05:18 PM
Sliced bread sucks anyway. I like tearing it apart and dunking it in vast chunks.
Lord Xehanort
10-31-2006, 05:26 PM
I'd have to eliminate sliced bread.
I desprately hate that saying "best invention since sliced bread."

MORONS

What about electricity?

Sliced bread came after electricity. Presliced bread didn't exist until the 1920s. I forget the exact year, but I wanna say 1924... Electricity was utilized long before.

That's why it's "the greatest thing since sliced bread". It isn't better than electricity, since electricity doesn't fall into that realm of time.


...and that's your daily history lesson.