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sephirothishere
11-05-2006, 05:05 PM
yeh...so...i went to get acupuncture...today...adn instead teh chick said i didnt need it.....she said my muscles were jus tense and i needed this thing called cupping doin.....so she did...NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED..:mad2: .says itll take about a week for the octopus fight marks to go away....so...uhh...topic???have you ever been atttacked by a squid...or had eastern medicine???

heres the pics of what happened...theyre attached....doesnt it look liek i got attacked by an octopus???:(

~SapphireStar~
11-05-2006, 05:06 PM
Cant say I have, but I couldnt help but chuckle!
Sorry, hope it goes down soon ... lol.

BarelySeeAtAll
11-05-2006, 05:06 PM
yes, u believe what you want dude

sephirothishere
11-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Cant say I have, but I couldnt help but chuckle!
Sorry, hope it goes down soon ... lol.


no worries...i thought it was funny at the time.....call it harassed or harASSED..ive been embarassed in teh past....she stuck a couple needles in my neck..it actually felt kinda good....

Quindiana Jones
11-05-2006, 05:13 PM
I'm learning acupuncture :bigsmile:

Rye
11-05-2006, 06:13 PM
Mr. Huxley MILF will be much pleased by this. :jess:

The idea of accupuncture scares me. I'd rather have a nice massage. xD

The Devil Man
11-05-2006, 06:15 PM
Sorry to joke at your pain Sephirtohishere but...

This is just funny :D It's hilarious! I like those pictures!

I really hope those marks go down soon and your alright. They don't hurt much, do they?

I haven't had acupuncture, personally, but I have tried some Chinese herbal medicines. They are really good. Slightly off-topic... Chinese Green Tea is absolutely delicious and wonderful. It kinda counts because it's also slighty medicinal and very good for you.

Leeza
11-05-2006, 06:25 PM
Octopuses don't have 9 tentacles. That's why they're called an <i>oct</i>opus. :)

Those look like giant hickies and I imagine they'll take just as long to go away. :)

I had acupuncture once in my hand. It kind of hurt if I moved my fingers at all. :cat:

Breine
11-05-2006, 07:28 PM
I've heard about this before and it is supposedly very effective. It sucks that you have those big polka-like dots on your back, though :P

McLovin'
11-05-2006, 07:49 PM
Looks like you got a nasty case of the chicken pox!

Go trick your friends!

:magus:

Xander
11-05-2006, 08:32 PM
Octopuses don't have 9 tentacles. That's why they're called an <i>oct</i>opus. :)

xD

Good look though :D

Iceglow
11-05-2006, 09:48 PM
I've had this done to me before... :D It feels glorious! Ok so you look like the hoover attacked you when you told it you were sorry you would not be having it's children. However it does wonders for the muscles in your back and I bet you feel fantastic right now.

If this didn't cost a bit too much I'd have it done every week!

Shlup
11-05-2006, 09:52 PM
Octopuses don't have 9 tentacles. That's why they're called an <i>oct</i>opus. :)

Nor do they have only nine suction cups between their eight tentacles.

This thread is making me hungry.

sephirothishere
11-05-2006, 10:07 PM
Nor do they have only nine suction cups between their eight tentacles

in yo face leeza...and yeh..it does feel pretty nice....does look weird though...

Quindiana Jones
11-05-2006, 10:07 PM
I'd rather have a nice massage. xD

I can give really good massages too :bigsmile:

NINJA_Ryu
11-05-2006, 10:19 PM
Hey toad, time for you to run off and help Mario save the Princess (thats what i thought of as i saw the pics)

NorthernChaosGod
11-06-2006, 08:04 AM
Haha, you got pwned by a squid. :p

RiseToFall
11-06-2006, 10:05 AM
Do they give a happy ending with that, or is that for massages only?

Levian
11-06-2006, 10:09 AM
That's the easiest connect the dots I've seen in my life.

Madame Adequate
11-06-2006, 10:44 AM
Octopuses don't have 9 tentacles. That's why they're called an <i>oct</i>opus. :)

And each tentacle has quite a large number of suckers. Although if this was in fact octopus injury, and they were that big, he wouldn't have surfaced. He also wouldn't have any skin on his back.


Mr. Huxley MILF will be much pleased by this. :jess:

You are correct. I can use eastern medicine to simulate cephalopod attacks...

sephirothishere
11-06-2006, 03:03 PM
You are correct. I can use eastern medicine to simulate cephalopod attacks...


good idea...your clearly a genius....

Bunny
11-06-2006, 03:42 PM
That's the easiest connect the dots I've seen in my life.

Nooooooo

Levian stole my post.

Nooooooo

Thief!

Quindiana Jones
11-06-2006, 04:19 PM
I suggest you shoot him...please....:(

mooglebunni608
11-06-2006, 04:22 PM
hentai?
No, I've never even seen a real octupus, let alone been attacked by one XD
And accupuncture is creepy....

Madame Adequate
11-06-2006, 07:26 PM
hentai?

Yes plz.