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11-06-2006, 09:19 AM
Warning: Some articles may include strong language! D:
The EoFF Post Newspaper (http://eoffpost.akusui.net/news.php)
Hi folks. This is Neel here, coming out of the blue to deliver yet another issue of the EoFF Post. You'll notice this is quite an abridged version of our normal content. Turns out you all are just too busy and happening for us reporters to cover everyone, so through some weird twist of logic very few people bothered to contribute anything this issue. I also apologize for my sporadic presence here; indeed, it is ironic for the editor of a newspaper to be so out of the loop with the people he is covering. Regardless of the circumstances, allow me the pleasure of introducing this month's contributors.
The Staff
Lynx (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9019), Editor/Reporter - What happens when you remove the MVP of the operation out of the picture for a week? An abridged issue. Neel (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=300), Editor/Reporter - Like most of my other titles, I don't deserve this one either.
Old Manus (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496), Cartoonist - Out of all the incarnations of the EoFF Post and for all its issues, Manus is the only one who consistently delivers time and time again with his comics. I thank him for all the good laughs he's given me over the times I've worked with him. Behold the Void (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8461), Reporter - Void continues to educate me on awesome games I will never get to play because I have no free time anymore. His writing is exceptional and since he has joined the Post staff he has never failed to deliver.
foa (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9192), Reporter - foa is back after a brief hiatus doing who-knows-what with who-knows-whom. Sounds scandalous, doesn't it? Wait until you read her offering this month. Then you will realize you're a dirty asshole, and foa is the best.
Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Reporter - The only one to answer this editor's desperate plea for more personnel, Rye's article this month is exceptional. Follow her intrepid reporting on the front-and-center of Page 1.
Once again, I apologize for the abridged content and the odd look. I don't quite know what went wrong when I put together the paper but it looks a little weird. I hope you enjoy the fruits of this dwindling staff's labor.
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The EoFF Post Newspaper (http://eoffpost.akusui.net/news.php)
Hi folks. This is Neel here, coming out of the blue to deliver yet another issue of the EoFF Post. You'll notice this is quite an abridged version of our normal content. Turns out you all are just too busy and happening for us reporters to cover everyone, so through some weird twist of logic very few people bothered to contribute anything this issue. I also apologize for my sporadic presence here; indeed, it is ironic for the editor of a newspaper to be so out of the loop with the people he is covering. Regardless of the circumstances, allow me the pleasure of introducing this month's contributors.
The Staff
Lynx (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9019), Editor/Reporter - What happens when you remove the MVP of the operation out of the picture for a week? An abridged issue. Neel (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=300), Editor/Reporter - Like most of my other titles, I don't deserve this one either.
Old Manus (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496), Cartoonist - Out of all the incarnations of the EoFF Post and for all its issues, Manus is the only one who consistently delivers time and time again with his comics. I thank him for all the good laughs he's given me over the times I've worked with him. Behold the Void (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8461), Reporter - Void continues to educate me on awesome games I will never get to play because I have no free time anymore. His writing is exceptional and since he has joined the Post staff he has never failed to deliver.
foa (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9192), Reporter - foa is back after a brief hiatus doing who-knows-what with who-knows-whom. Sounds scandalous, doesn't it? Wait until you read her offering this month. Then you will realize you're a dirty asshole, and foa is the best.
Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6473), Reporter - The only one to answer this editor's desperate plea for more personnel, Rye's article this month is exceptional. Follow her intrepid reporting on the front-and-center of Page 1.
Once again, I apologize for the abridged content and the odd look. I don't quite know what went wrong when I put together the paper but it looks a little weird. I hope you enjoy the fruits of this dwindling staff's labor.
- N