Too Many Best Posts/Threads Ever

[Evastio]

I always keep seeing people post

Best. Thread./Post. Ever.
whenever they think a thread is really funny.

My Question to you is: What do you consider to be the best thread and/or post ever?

[Psychotic]

I can't decide between this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=51296), this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=51329) or this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=51360), all created by the best member ever. I love you, Louise. And I still miss you so much. R.I.P.

[Jigsaw]

Well, one of them has to be the best. I wish I've been around long enough to know what it was!

[The Unknown Guru]

This one.

[Bunny]

This one.

That one.

[Fire_Emblem776]

The one that got in to the archive of course ^_^. About Lulu and her rack.

[DarkLadyNyara]

I thought my Official Spam Thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=77259) was a great idea, but Leeza didn't agree. :D

I don't have any real favorites. Although this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=1350622#post1350622) post was pretty good. :radred: I had it sigged for a while.

[Martyr]

Once, a long long time ago, maybe a year or two ago, there was a post by Psychotic involving some picture and a line that I'll never remember and therefore may never locate ever again, but i swear it made me laugh for a full hour.

A full hour every time I thought about it for two weeks after it was posted.

And I hate that it was Psychotic because everybody gives him mad credits for nothing else that I've found remotely interesting. The joke wasn't even that funny on the surface. Stupid FF joke. But... Geez, man. It was his/hers/its (I don't know what Psy is).


EDIT: FOUND IT!
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=60692

wtf?
Congratulations, my friend!
See, it isn't funny. But it's freaking hilarious!

Edit: I found it pretty quick for an impossible to find post by Psy among probably thousands. Apparently he only posted in General FF about 8 times in the whole of 2005.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, that was pretty dumb, but hey, even I have my moments.

[Old Manus]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42840

[Xander]

that one about cids knights being the shinra sticks out to me. xD I forget who said it... Oh and some post that seifer someone made about someone being a pimp in an FF game or something *vague memories*

[Mitch]

For once, I agree with the guy in Red.

You should never, never, NEVER say 'I Love You' to a girl, EVER! :eek:

Do not make that mistake, EVER! It is absolutely wrong to do so.

There is only one time you need to tell her you love her and thats if you want to have sex. If you feel like having sex with your chick then, sure, go ahead and say 'Oh honey, you are so special to me, so precious. I love you and am glad to have met you :heart:'

Then you are more or less guaranteed to have some kinky action.

But apart from that.... NEVER! :eek:

One: It is a sign of male weakness.

Only the weak show their emotions. A true man does not do such a thing.

Two: It makes sure that the girl knows her place!

If you tell a chick you love her, she'll get all sorts of silly ideas in her head about the future and having your babies and being married etc... MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HER IN CHECK!

Three: It gives the girl something to work at.

If you tell a girl 'I love you'... it's sort of like completing a game and seeing the ending. There's nothing left for her to work hard towards! She will have no more aims, nothing to achieve. If you say nothing, it makes sure that she has to keep working very hard for your affections.

And Four: There could be something better around the corner.

If you say 'I love you' to a girl and she gets all happy and then BAM! :eek: Two days later you meet an even hotter chick... you'll have wasted your affections for no reason.

Let me give you an example. Say you buy a Nintendo Wii this Christmas for $200 and all of a sudden, out of NOWHERE Sony suddenly announce they were joking about the PlayStation 3 price and release the PlayStation 3 for only a $100 with 5 games (:eek:)... you'll have wasted your money for no reason!

Get what I am saying, dude? There is always something better around the corner!

So there is absolutely NO REASON to tell a girl you love her unless you want a bit of bedroom action, in which case it is perfectly fine to lie :) Only say 'I Love You' IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN!

Remember! Give her something to work for and don't put any ideas into her head :)

Listen to your friend Devil Man for he talks wisdom :thumb:

Best. Post. Ever.

[Nasarian Altimeros]

Ever (http://april1abort.ytmnsfw.com/)

This Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

EDIT: Whoever recommended that that guy commit suicide is my hero.

[sephirothishere]

my posts where i mention im a cool dude...and when others mention it aswel..theyre clearly geniuses....

[Captain Maxx Power]

Anything posted by me is pretty much guaranteed to be gold.

[Craig]

This one is clearly the best. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

[Jowy]

The thread where they changed the scrollbar to pink and yellow, eventually leading to the birth of ed's technicolor nightmare.

And LOL DEVIL MAN YOU'RE SO COOL

[Misfit]

MAPS.

[Denmark]

yay misfit yay MAPS!

all others are just not quite the same.

[YTDN]

BEST. THREAD. EVER. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92244)

[Dreddz]

Some of the old music war and chav threads were pretty great indeed.

[oddler]

This one is clearly the best. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

I had a feeling that one was coming but I agree with Old Manus.

[Anaisa]

BEST. THREAD. EVER. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92244)Too right. I can't choose my favourite post. But it would be something by LUKEJAKE17. So here are some fine LUKEJAKE17 posts:


I FRIIIIGIN HATE NEIGHBOURS! (usally) where i live, im surrounded by freaks! theres a really common tramp next door to me who always comes home drunk, with some men who look like stupid strippers, up above me, some stupid woman who HAS SEVERAL ridiculous habits but perhaps the worst being shouting at the top of her voice making stupid noises all night! tell me about your neighbours...are they freaks?

you some sort of mercenary for them? well for example, whatever your name is, ive got to edit this now where i could have just double posted.


NEVER TRUST HOMELESS PEOPLE!
But he looked so sad.:(
He must have been to drama school.

did you understand what we meant? SPECIAL SLOTS? hey, you either get or you dont, were practically all over 13 anyway. the boppers cant take it, there problem.
you guys dont like each other do you? look, dont fall out, if you do, my stranglers thread wont get filled as much. An finally................

THIS THREAD MADE ME FEEL LIKE PLAYING THE STRANGLERS, YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! THE STRANGLERS

[escobert]

this one (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=51329)

[Quindiana Jones]

Two of the best threads can be found here (http://knowledgeultra.com/blog/images/0604/llama.JPG) and here (http://www.bodypress.com.au/images/cheese.jpg).

No wait, I mean here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=94164) and here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=93744&highlight=SuperMillionaire).

[Evastio]

Most of these "best threads" were either made by banned people or closed.

That's kind of strange. I wonder what the CKs/Admins/Staff have to say about this.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

This Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=92446)

EDIT: Whoever recommended that that guy commit suicide is my hero.

It was roto13-ness, and it was quite possibly one of the worst things anyone has said on the forum. I'm not saying this in a rude way; I don't have anything against roto13-ness. It's just extremely bad advice and a joke based on one of the saddest and most serious problems of any time on Earth. He got an EoEo ban, and frankly, I'm glad he did.

On topic: I can't think of many posts I really liked, let alone thought of as the best post or thread ever. Let me look around and I'll edit this when I find one.