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A seagull crapped on me. :mad2: I hate seagulls. Do you hate seagulls? Little turds. Discuss the most annoying bird on the planet, while I go take potshots at them out of my bedroom window.
The Devil Man
11-08-2006, 04:02 PM
I hate all birds, but undoubtedly...
The sooner Seagulls become Extinct and wiped off the Face of the Earth, the Better!
Flying Mullet
11-08-2006, 04:02 PM
Everytime a seagull craps on you, an angel gets its wings. :angel:
Old Manus
11-08-2006, 04:06 PM
Anne Robinson
Cloudane
11-08-2006, 04:10 PM
Hahaha.
Well, we have Seagull Managers at work - they turn up out of nowhere, flap around making a lot of noise, crap on everyone then fly off.
Leaving everyone to take care of cleaning up the mess.
Flying Mullet
11-08-2006, 04:11 PM
Maybe it was a lesbian seagull and crapping on you was its way of propositioning you? :confused:
My way of responding will be to shoot it. :)
Resha
11-08-2006, 04:13 PM
Shoulda done this then, eh. Listen to the GOVERNMENT!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitctNWozxY)
I was sitting their enjoying the nice weather and a milkshake! I was totally off guard. They don't even have any honour. :mad2:
fire_of_avalon
11-08-2006, 04:19 PM
Maybe you should stay out of their pooping spots, Dan.
If it was a pooping spot there would have been poop all over the place, an d that was clearly not the case because I would not have sat there. No, they're just evil predators, and it was an attack. Cold blooded. :mad2:
Resha
11-08-2006, 04:22 PM
Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. :) Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?
Flying Mullet
11-08-2006, 04:30 PM
Did it poop in your milkshake?
Breine
11-08-2006, 04:30 PM
I think they're amusing because they sound really pathetic. They can wail like no other those seagulls.
Sergeant Hartman
11-08-2006, 04:32 PM
They are extremely acurrate :mad2:
Nominus Experse
11-08-2006, 04:43 PM
I once was given the prestigious honour of being audience to the event of a crow crapping on an infant in its baby stroller.
Oh... the tears of laughter robbed me of any breath for quite some time.
Quindiana Jones
11-08-2006, 05:30 PM
My ex girlfriend :O_O:
Haha joking.
I thought this was going to be a thread about the glory of :mad2:.
Anyway, the reason seagulls crap on you is because you are mean to them. Maybe if you donated more money to the RSPB this wouldn't happen.
I Took the Red Pill
11-08-2006, 07:56 PM
You're such a liar Dan, you've never been outside.
Chloe.
11-08-2006, 07:59 PM
That happened to me once, but it wasn't a seagull :(
Flying Mullet
11-08-2006, 08:13 PM
http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/seagull.gif
<i>"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Seagull poopies are better. They leave the hair silky and smooth."</i>
Roto13
11-08-2006, 08:13 PM
Seagulls are like pidgeons with a bad attitude.
McLovin'
11-08-2006, 08:20 PM
First off do you look like a seagull?
I feel your pain, Dan, a seagull pooped on me too once. It was hella gross, but luckily it.. er... landed on a vinyll jacket so it was easily washed and not on my face. :p
The Devil Man
11-08-2006, 08:32 PM
If it ever lands on your face you should just pretend it's mayonnaise and eat it up. Yummy :drool:
...
Not that I've ever eaten bird turd :shifty:
Spammerman
11-08-2006, 08:39 PM
You shouldv'e given it aspirin or something. Its stomach will explode.
escobert
11-08-2006, 08:45 PM
seagulls suck, and a bird crapped on me in Amsterdam :(
The Devil Man
11-08-2006, 08:49 PM
seagulls suck, and a bird crapped on me in Amsterdam :(
What were you doing in Amsterdam you naughty, naughty boy? ;) :jokey:
Oh wait... you've said it already...
Something about seagulls sucking! :eek:
Ki Ki
11-08-2006, 08:51 PM
I was wondering. Why would seagulls be in a place where there is no sea?
They're just making a bad name for themselves!
Venom
11-08-2006, 08:55 PM
I've never had the experience when a seagull took a /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif on me before. However one time a pidgeon attacked me.:(
theundeadhero
11-08-2006, 10:11 PM
Maybe if your hair didn't look like a flock of seagulls they wouldn't have found it an appropriate place to poop?
Decessus
11-08-2006, 10:16 PM
I crap on seagulls from tall buildings.
Levian
11-08-2006, 10:16 PM
I bet you wish you weren't so tall now, eh? Better to be short, eh? :cool:
And this one is pretty annoying imho:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/180px-Aracuanfgfg.jpg
RiseToFall
11-08-2006, 10:22 PM
If a bird craps on you, go play the lottery: You'll win millions.
DarkLadyNyara
11-08-2006, 10:59 PM
I got bitten by a seagull once. Greedy bastard. :mad: I hate seagulls. I'd call them rats with wings, but see, rats are actually cool. Seagulls just suck.
kikimm
11-08-2006, 11:30 PM
I've told this stupid (short) story a thousand times but one time a seagull landed on my head. Thankfully it didn't poop or anything, though. But I was still like "what" I've never been pooped on, but it should happen any day now. All of my friends have gotten pooped on, so yeah. Logical conclusion.
Shlup
11-08-2006, 11:31 PM
Seagulls tried to steal my Happy Meal. Years later they would go after my funnel cake. The bastards.
Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. :) Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?
I concur.
Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. :) Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?
Don't be silly, Resha dear, you and I both know my sins have granted me with a burden called Pooja "Farter" Bharat. :)
Shiny
11-09-2006, 03:11 AM
I love birds, but I can do without pigeons and crows.
Avarice-ness
11-09-2006, 03:28 AM
xD I love you Dan.
A seagul did that to me when I was like 8, I apparently wasn't as traumatised as you though. :razz:
RiseToFall
11-09-2006, 07:20 AM
Here is proof that all birds are evil.
Anaisa
11-09-2006, 11:50 AM
Here is proof that all birds are evil.:lol: A bird did mess on me once. It was upsetting. I had dressed myself up all pretty that day as well. It was a great shame. :(
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