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Martyr
11-13-2006, 04:23 PM
A burrito isn't a sandwich.

I just read the supreme court judges ruling on Yahoo!

Have you learned any similar reports of such dire, supreme court level significance lately?
Fire_Emblem776
11-13-2006, 07:26 PM
Care to give a link?
Misfit
11-13-2006, 07:28 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061110/ap_on_re_us/burrito_or_sandwich
Martyr
11-13-2006, 07:29 PM
I just thought that it was a really wierd and kind of stupid article to see on a front page as famous as Yahoo!
Nominus Experse
11-13-2006, 09:15 PM
This humours me
Fire_Emblem776
11-13-2006, 09:22 PM
That was really odd.

The difference, the judge ruled, comes down to two slices of bread versus one tortilla.

"A sandwich is not commonly understood to include burritos, tacos and quesadillas, which are typically made with a single tortilla and stuffed with a choice filling of meat, rice, and beans," Locke wrote in a decision released last week."
rubah
11-13-2006, 10:46 PM
Well duh.
Decessus
11-13-2006, 10:54 PM
The classification of food is of extreme significance and I'm glad this was taken to Supreme Court. Otherwise, there would be riots in the street, perhaps a nuclear war. Many would be killed in the conflict, and those who survive will be deformed mutants.
theundeadhero
11-13-2006, 11:34 PM
I saw my buddy Chavez drink a bottle of tequila over this one. He loves sandwhiches and he loves burritos.
RiseToFall
11-14-2006, 01:00 AM
The difference, the judge ruled, comes down to two slices of bread versus one tortilla.

Wow, now I know what makes up a sandwich, all these years and the truth is finally revealed.
Vincent, Thunder God
11-14-2006, 01:13 AM
Bush's new right-removing terrorist torture law was pretty big law-related news for me.

It's probably old though. I'm in Canada; I don't keep up with American laws.

Wait, is this about sandwhiches or laws? I'm so confused. :confused:
o_O
11-14-2006, 01:13 AM
Subway don't serve sandwiches. They serve filled rolls.

A sandwich is two slices of regular square bread with some stuff in between.

A sandwich is not made from "roasted garlic" bread.
Madame Adequate
11-14-2006, 01:15 AM
America keeps at least some of its /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif together, apparently.
Yamaneko
11-14-2006, 01:20 AM
We can't let the terrorists win. Denying a burrito sandwich status guarantees victory for us.
Shlup
11-14-2006, 01:24 AM
If a burrito was a sandwich, would a sandwich be a burrito? Would a Pop Tart be a sandwich? Would Jell-o be a jam? Damn the judicial system!
bipper
11-14-2006, 01:37 AM
More importantly, does the burrito need a visa, or are we gonna give the little fucker amnesty?
Yamaneko
11-14-2006, 01:44 AM
Yeah, but we all know crackers complain about everything.
Christmas
11-14-2006, 02:21 AM
What a heartbreaking news. :(
Spammerman
11-14-2006, 02:55 AM
Everybodt knows burritos arent sandwiches. There laxatives.
bipper
11-14-2006, 03:45 PM
Yeah, but we all know crackers complain about everything.

Since when was cracker a term for women?