What do you say to newbies?

[Chloe.]

What do you say to noobs newbies in their newbie threads? :bigsmile:

I just say 'Welcome :D' or 'Welcome :bigsmile:'

[Christmas]

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[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Whatever comes to mind...

[Chloe.]

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I saw that coming :bigsmile:

[Levian]

I usually try and make something out of their profile. In this case your name is Chloe, so I'd probably come up with some stupid rhyme about David Bowie.

[XxSephirothxX]

I believe I used to say "Try not to bleed on the carpet" or something like that. But I got too lazy to post in newbie threads most of the time. :p

[Iceglow]

I used to warn them all of PG and the s3x0ring.

Then I gave cookies out

Now I just say whatever and generally welcome

[Old Manus]

I like to mix it up a little to throw them off

[The Devil Man]

I almost never say anything in Newbie Threads.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

I hardly ever post in them now... I'm just mean like that. :D

[Jess]

I welcome them and wish them a good time at EoFF. :jess:

[Martyr]

I haven't thought of anything smart to say yet.

I'm going to start telling them that I can't think of anything smart to tell them, maybe.

[Misfit]

Hi.

[Fatal Impurity]

i usually just make them welcome then ask if they are female.....then whether they are between 15 and 18 and then just plainly ask them to marry me lol

[Quindiana Jones]

I say things like "If you don't like cats, leave." 'n' (<--- I R TEH KEWL) stuff.

[Owen Macwere]

"insert something like welcome or hi" + beware the wolf that lurks around.
I just came up with that sentace. :shifty:

[Alive-Cat]

I rarely say a lick to the nippers these days, maybe I should start!

[Misfit]

I rarely say a lick to the nippers these days, maybe I should start!
Heh..hehe...heheheh...

*shifty eyes*

[Quindiana Jones]

How rude!

[Avarice-ness]

I normally say something about how they should leave money at Zozo, or something about goats and not to let bipper nail them, or every once in a while, I'll give them a FFVI town depending on how much I like them.

That's why Aisle's the only person from Narshe, because he's special. :)

[Fire_Emblem776]

Dont get banned.

[Timerk]

Poor us n00bs.

We are just like you.

If you cut us, do we not bleed?

Ape Shall Not Kill Ape.

[Vikeve]

Whatever comes to mainly I say hello and give them a smiley face.:)

[oddler]

It depends entirely upon how random I feel at that moment.

[Tempest]

Hello and welcome to EoFF. Sometimes I'll add something more in there.

[Meow]

This thread is so meta it hurts.

[Spammerman]

Hi or HI HI HI HI HI H HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI IM LINK, or Hola

[Leen-Leen]

I say Hi in uh ... let's see ... English, Italian, Spanish, German ... I can't remember them all. xD But it's not that much.

Or if I'm lazy I'll just say, "Welcome to EoFF."

[escobert]

Whatever I feel like saying at the moment, I find it stupid to do the same thing over and over in a greeting thread thingy.

[Venom]

I pretty much say the same thing in every newbie thread except word it differently.

[Rocket Edge]

Work with monsters. :monster:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

" Hello and welcome to Eoff, our most wonderful and glorious forum. Enjoy your stay at the forum, post lots, and take a look at the rules. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php?faq=vb_board_usage#faq_eoff_rules)"

I usually say a variation of that, which is my typical welcome.

[RiseToFall]

I say hello and usually leave them a nice pic.:)

[Cloudane]

I rarely say a lick to the nippers these days, maybe I should start!

You lick their what? :D

I haven't gotten around to it. But I guess I'd just say "mmmm fresh blood" and grin at them manically.

[Loony BoB]

Very nice, how much?

[Breine]

Something like, "Welcome. Post lots and stick around" :)