A world domination attempt

[Fatal Impurity]

Who will join my fight against the oppression of the mods? who will help my ultimate goal of becoming leader of this forum? because if you help me i promise i will give a plentiful supply of cookies to you all! (probably because ive just raided the cookie factory) so your choice is simple! join me and have cookies! oppose me and be cookiless FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! bwt what is it and leeza's thread closing? i bet this thread will be closed within seconds ....lol

[Little Miss Awesome]

I imagine it will be! But until then, I shall help you and your fight :D

[Martyr]

Bfff. Yeah Right.

[Leeza]

Can I join? :)

[Fatal Impurity]

yeah of course leeza and as promised lil miss awesome here is your cookie! :cookie:

and yours leeza :cookie:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

I´m staying on Leeza side on this one:angel:

[Rocket Edge]

For... one million dollars!

I'll join with you. :bounce:

[Fatal Impurity]

then have a evil infused cookie then jimmy! :cookie:

btw here are my demands!

1. some milk to eat my cookies with
2. a cat obsession bordering on leezas
3. the FF knowledge of ryukishi
4. my very own mini me!!!

these are all for now but i will be back with more outrageous demands!
lil miss awesome prepare the "the cookie carrier" MWAHAHAHA!

[Little Miss Awesome]

*Prepares the cookie carrier* ;D?

[Fatal Impurity]

excellent! soon we shall transport our cookies to a secure installation where we can distribute them to our loyal followers! come number 2 we have work to do! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

can i come too?*sheepy eyes*

[Vikeve]

I want cookies

[Fatal Impurity]

lady of the sheep heres your cookie :cookie:

and viveve here is your cookie :cookie:

NOW WORK YOU MERE MORTALS!!!! WORK FOR YOUR MASTER! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

lady of the sheep heres your cookie :cookie:

and viveve here is your cookie :cookie:

NOW WORK YOU MERE MORTALS!!!! WORK FOR YOUR MASTER! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

yay!!can i get some of my evil sheep on most of the lil earthlings??
or share a cookie or two with my sheep?theyre worth it, i swear!

[Fatal Impurity]

yes i will allow that....but you must prove to me that your sheep can convert enough members to start a revolution!

heres your sheeps cookies :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

[Martyr]

Don't blindly become sheep to this slavemaster!

What is a cookie but a mere breath of sweetness that is gone almost as soon as it is found- And then for you to become a slave to evil all your life!

Take control! Fight the evil! FIGHT THE EVIL! Join the Other World Domination Attempt, and stop serving.

[Fatal Impurity]

im also giving away for today only....a health insurance plan on behalf of my sponsor mcvities!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Don't blindly become sheep to this slavemaster!

What is a cookie but a mere breath of sweetness that is gone almost as soon as it is found- And then for you to become a slave to evil all your life!

Take control! Fight the evil! FIGHT THE EVIL! Join the Other World Domination Attempt, and stop serving.

whats wrong with the sheep?
i will join this group of pure evil, as shall my dear sheeeeep!!!!!yay!!

[Fatal Impurity]

excelllllllleeeeeeeeeeeent! btw *hands over legally binding health insurance and slavemaster contract*

[BarelySeeAtAll]

excelllllllleeeeeeeeeeeent! btw *hands over legally binding health insurance and slavemaster contract*

*takes proudly*

[Fatal Impurity]

Please sign it and return to HQ as soon as possible to become a full fledged member of my evil regime!

[Martyr]

You'll need that health insurance, sheep!

New Rule:

As Sheep are like Chocobos, they are now my prey as well!

Lambchops tonight!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Please sign it and return to HQ as soon as possible to become a full fledged member of my evil regime!
ummm, got a pen?i shall just use the blood of my freshly killed victim instead *thinks, this is killer fun*

[Vikeve]

lady of the sheep heres your cookie :cookie:

and viveve here is your cookie :cookie:

NOW WORK YOU MERE MORTALS!!!! WORK FOR YOUR MASTER! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

as much as I like cookies i won't bow down to somebody who will not spell my name correctly typo or not im joining the other guy.

By the way :monster: im sending him to eat all the cookies.

[oddler]

I've learned my lesson, so no.

[Fatal Impurity]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! im sorry but i regularly have typos! plus your name is VERY hard to spell when you've got a memory like a fish!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

lady of the sheep heres your cookie :cookie:

and viveve here is your cookie :cookie:

NOW WORK YOU MERE MORTALS!!!! WORK FOR YOUR MASTER! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

*gasp*
just realised what you put at the end of that, you, you, you dont think of me as lower than you, do, do you *stutter stutter*?
i thought, we were equal, after all i have done for you!

[Fatal Impurity]

i shall re-evaluate my leader ethic.......your are promoted to number 2 due to lil miss awesome's abandonment!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

yay, but i have to go, so keep this good work up man!!!!
may the sheep, be with you, i will be back, sometime, we have not lost!!

[Martyr]

No. 2.

That's No. 1 Slave, right?

[Psychotic]

I'll tell you what, omegaweapon2005. If you give me a nice little dance, I'll pretend this rebellion thing never happened, and you won't have six shades of pink banned out of you.

[Fatal Impurity]

yes and your no.1 target hehehehe

btw phychotic im only having a bit of fun! and please dont make me dance.....thats mean.....do you want a cookie? :cookie:

[Psychotic]

Oh come on, everybody loves dances. Get down and get funky right now! Yes, thank you. :monster2:

[The Devil Man]

Kids, this Thread is Yet More Evidence on Why You Should ALWAYS say No to Drugs!


And get yourselves a good education too!

[Fatal Impurity]

crap ive got to go ill give you a private showing sometime ok?

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Are you still putting up with the world domination thing!?

[Little Miss Awesome]

I never said I had abandoned you all! I simply considered it :(

[Psychotic]

crap ive got to go ill give you a private showing sometime ok?And so the leader of the rebellion submits to mod oppression. All hail the glorious Cid's Knights. All hail a third glorious decade of fascism. All hail these rebel cookies.

[Miriel]

Dammit, I want a cookie. :mad2:

[MastrProject]

Nope thats a bribe...I dont accept cookies from total strangers at least thats what moma told me.

[Alive-Cat]

kk babe, pm me. :kiss:

[MastrProject]

you are creppier than my room on sundays when I havent bothered to clean it for a week a mess and once I found a sanwich whole and I ate in front of my buddies jusst to scare them.