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Paro
11-17-2006, 09:28 AM
...to get their secret identity laid? I'd say Reed Richards. First he shows 'em his prehensile, 2-foot-long tongue. When they wake up from swooning, he says, "you think that's big?"



Sorry, been watching TV Funhouse repeats, but the question still stands.
Martyr
11-17-2006, 10:09 AM
Spiderman.

8 times as strong.
8 times as perceptive.
8 times as sexy.
Madame Adequate
11-17-2006, 11:56 AM
Professor Charles Xavier.
vorpal blade
11-18-2006, 10:13 AM
Batman's got money. Money makes the world go round and money keeps the girls coming 'round.
sephirothishere
11-18-2006, 03:18 PM
i think wonderwoman likes it rough...hahahhahah....
LunarWeaver
11-18-2006, 04:46 PM
A good Aquaman tentacle rape would win anyone over.
Shlup
11-19-2006, 07:00 AM
Superman. If he needs a new power, he just makes it up on the spot. Genius. I swear I saw some like that somewhere on www.superdickery.com.
Raistlin
11-19-2006, 07:02 AM
Professor Charles Xavier.

Exactly.
Shlup
11-19-2006, 07:08 AM
But does his junk even work? Irony.
Nasarian Altimeros
11-19-2006, 07:28 AM
I don’t think anyone with invisibility would have much trouble getting some surprise buttsecks.

Well, apart from heroines with invisibility, but they don’t count.
Wolf Kanno
11-19-2006, 08:53 AM
Nah, his legs are all that is crippled, besides Charles would have his way with them and then use his mental powers to make them believe he was the best lay ever...


But seriously, Multiple Man. Can do it many times and even some kinky stuff.
vorpal blade
11-19-2006, 10:05 AM
Strong as he is, Superman is "faster than a speeding bullet."
The Flash might not be the best either, for similar reasons.

Robin's pretty flexible, guys like that.

Aquaman blows, so that can come in handy here...
Martyr
11-19-2006, 10:43 AM
Aquaman blows, so that can come in handy here...

WHOA! Bro! Remember that there's 13 year olds on these forums.
Nasarian Altimeros
11-19-2006, 10:47 AM
Wow, I hope they don't pick up my reference to anal rape then.
Markus. D
11-19-2006, 05:41 PM
Mr Fantastic.
Madame Adequate
11-19-2006, 06:16 PM
Superman. If he needs a new power, he just makes it up on the spot. Genius. I swear I saw some like that somewhere on www.superdickery.com.

http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/72.html

Spidey has it, too, it seems.
Mitch
11-20-2006, 02:31 AM
Wow, I hope they don't pick up my reference to anal rape then.

OMG WHERE?
Eiko Guy
11-20-2006, 02:33 PM
ummmm i have to say nightcrawler tele jump in and out and he's done
Martyr
11-20-2006, 07:24 PM
ummmm i have to say nightcrawler tele jump in and out and he's done

That's the opposite.
Ender
11-20-2006, 07:41 PM
Mystique

Anyone who could morph into your dream-partner has to be on top ;) of the list.

And that goes for both men and women!

I'd be totally fine with the blue skin though :tongue: