Hehehe

[Cezanzo]

What if Sephiroth was a pharmicist and Vincent liked to skip down the street?:eek:

[McLovin']

ZOMG WHAT IF THAT REALLY HAPPENED!?!?!?! Wat wud the wurld duu? how super!

[vorpal blade]

What if Yuffie were a cop?

[Levian]

What if Rude had a bad hair day?

I know this thread was intended as a spam thread, but I think it has potential. Not every thread needs to be dead serious. So list some interesting "What if" situations in Final Fantasy VII.

[Darkja]

what if tifa's piano was rigged to explode?

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[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

what if they'd just shot cloud dead when he was imprisoned in the shinra building :D that'd b a sucky game rite?

[blackmage_nuke]

what if tifa's piano was rigged to explode?

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They'd be killed:eek:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

What if Aeris planted flowers in the honeybee instead of a church?

[TRANS_AM409]

what if Rude broke his glasses and...... HE DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER PAIRE! duh dah duhhhh

[Twilight Edge]

What if Cloud played WC3 and started imitating the Blademaster's voice?

[Sefie1999AD]

What if Hojo walked to Sephiroth and said, "I am your father"?

What if Aeris had had a defensive flame barrier around her when Sephiroth stabbed her?

[crayzee gamr]

what if hair gel didn't exist in the world of FF7?!

[Firo Volondé]

what if hair gel didn't exist in the world of FF7?!

Doubtlessly Cloud would improvise, like in There's Something About Mary:p

[Nominus Experse]

What if the characters didn't look like LEGO people!

[Comet]

What if there was no Jenova???

[oddler]

What if Lucrecia ended up with Vincent?
What if RedXIII couldn't talk? :eek:

[BarelySeeAtAll]

What if Sephiroth was a pharmicist and Vincent liked to skip down the street?:eek:

:eek: Sephi would take the opertunity (sp?sorry) to poison us all somehow

[crayzee gamr]

what if zack didn't die?!
what if ruby weapon did the macarena?!
what if emerald weapon drowned?!:p

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

What if Cloud filed his chin

[BarelySeeAtAll]

what if Kadaj had tripped over and drowned in the water at the forgotten city, and noone could help him

[Heath]

What if Sephiroth had been a decent villain?

What if Cait Sith were Cloud's true love?

[Carl the Llama]

What if Cloud killed Aerith?

[Edge7]

What If Marlene, Denzel, And Shelke Made the Gulwings :eek:

[MasterX]

What if Zack was the main character... It would be a game full of cheesy plotholes and random events, knowing MY scripting...

Zack: Damn comotose Cloud. Never stuck his neck out for me...EVER! I could either kill him now and be that crappy game's new main character or end up helping him to Midgar and being shot down in the process...

And things ****ed up from Day 1.

(Beginning of the game...)
Barret: Hey, spikey-head, get yer ass down here!
Zack: Why should I?
Barret: ...........awww, ****!

(Scene where he fell on the church's flower bed.)
Zack: Hmmm, thank you, kind stranger. You seem familiar somehow.
Aeris: Is it you, Zack?
Zack: Aeris? Last time I saw you, you and that guy Cloud were hanging out at that weird Inn. Honeybee, was it?
Aeris: He didn't mean anything to me...
Zack: Sure he did. You even spread your....
Aeris: ZACK!!!

And, yet, FF7's new Zack remake got even more awkward.

(Shinra HQ...you know which scene...)
Zack: Hmmm...Tifa, you seem familiar as well.
Tifa: Of course. I was in "Midgar's Monthly Whores". I was Ms. January, March, June AND September.
Zack: Ahhhh, and the part where you spread your...
Aeris: ZACK!!!
Red XIII: Wasn't a BLONDE supposed to rescue us?
Barret: Well, those %^&* %#$&ers at Square thought that this #$%^ing *&%$@#$ was better than that last %^&$er that applied for main character. Frankly, I liked that last guy like a brother. He was always one bad mother-
Zack: Shut your mouth!

And the game gets worse...

(Dream where Aeris left for Ancient City)
Aeris: I have to leave now for reasons beyond sex.
Zack: WAIT!!! I can change! I just sent out for "natural enhancement", whatever THAT is.
Aeris: I realize I must save the world somehow before Sephiroth activates his voice-activated time bomb.
Zack: When will you return?
Aeris: Just after I ...talk... to him.
Zack: You'd better not spread your...
Aeris: ZACK!!! That is none of your business!
Zack: Okay, but you'd better not let him pierce you with his long sword in the literal sense.
Aeris: Well, I won't promise anything, but I'll tell you this, I won't be alive during the 2nd disc.
Zack: I see. Well, come 3rd disc, I'll be finding some hidden secret method involving a general in order to ressurect you.
Aeris: Yeah, like THAT'll happen.

It won't end there, folks.

(Final battle, confrontation with Sephiroth.)
Sephiroth: Why do you want to kill me?
Zack: You forgot my name!
Sephiroth: Well, I can't expect to memorize the name of every bastard who tries to kill me, you know.
Zack: And if I write down my name, will you remember?
Sephiroth: Would you?
Zack: My FULL name?
Sephiroth: Please?
Zack: Want me to include my phone number?
Sephiroth: Well, we haven't been toether since the Nibelhiem massacre. You obviously have stories to tell.
Zack: 'Kay, see ya. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Sephiroth: Call me sometime.

Well, maybe it would've been a lot different than my version, but I like mine better. Oh, and I'm sorry for wasting space.

WARNING: This post may have contained violence, profanity and sexual references and should not have been read by anyone.

[Crossblades]

What if Tifa was flat chested?

[Hawkeye]

That would seriously kill the series.

[MasterX]

Sorry to say, but I agree. Tifa's bust practically MADE the series. (Let's not get into EXTREMELY intimate chat here.) Tifa's Limit Breaks were kinda useless in the manner that it was a total gamble between full power Final Heaven or a single Beat Rush. Her actual character was average and unnoticable. She had no unique qualities aside from the potential full damage of Final Heaven, but that's a helluva struggle on its own.

Without her large breasts, she would have no part in FFVII. Tifa fans can give me 3 reasons to believe in her, if they disagree. (Tifa fanboys only notice 1 thing in her too.) But, I'm more of an Aeris fan.

[Deathchant]

What if there were no tissues ??

[redxiiii]

What if Corneo and heidagger hooked up?:sweat:

[Edge7]

What if Zack was the main character... It would be a game full of cheesy plotholes and random events, knowing MY scripting...

Zack: Damn comotose Cloud. Never stuck his neck out for me...EVER! I could either kill him now and be that crappy game's new main character or end up helping him to Midgar and being shot down in the process...

And things ****ed up from Day 1.

(Beginning of the game...)
Barret: Hey, spikey-head, get yer ass down here!
Zack: Why should I?
Barret: ...........awww, ****!

(Scene where he fell on the church's flower bed.)
Zack: Hmmm, thank you, kind stranger. You seem familiar somehow.
Aeris: Is it you, Zack?
Zack: Aeris? Last time I saw you, you and that guy Cloud were hanging out at that weird Inn. Honeybee, was it?
Aeris: He didn't mean anything to me...
Zack: Sure he did. You even spread your....
Aeris: ZACK!!!

And, yet, FF7's new Zack remake got even more awkward.

(Shinra HQ...you know which scene...)
Zack: Hmmm...Tifa, you seem familiar as well.
Tifa: Of course. I was in "Midgar's Monthly Whores". I was Ms. January, March, June AND September.
Zack: Ahhhh, and the part where you spread your...
Aeris: ZACK!!!
Red XIII: Wasn't a BLONDE supposed to rescue us?
Barret: Well, those %^&* %#$&ers at Square thought that this #$%^ing *&%$@#$ was better than that last %^&$er that applied for main character. Frankly, I liked that last guy like a brother. He was always one bad mother-
Zack: Shut your mouth!

And the game gets worse...

(Dream where Aeris left for Ancient City)
Aeris: I have to leave now for reasons beyond sex.
Zack: WAIT!!! I can change! I just sent out for "natural enhancement", whatever THAT is.
Aeris: I realize I must save the world somehow before Sephiroth activates his voice-activated time bomb.
Zack: When will you return?
Aeris: Just after I ...talk... to him.
Zack: You'd better not spread your...
Aeris: ZACK!!! That is none of your business!
Zack: Okay, but you'd better not let him pierce you with his long sword in the literal sense.
Aeris: Well, I won't promise anything, but I'll tell you this, I won't be alive during the 2nd disc.
Zack: I see. Well, come 3rd disc, I'll be finding some hidden secret method involving a general in order to ressurect you.
Aeris: Yeah, like THAT'll happen.

It won't end there, folks.

(Final battle, confrontation with Sephiroth.)
Sephiroth: Why do you want to kill me?
Zack: You forgot my name!
Sephiroth: Well, I can't expect to memorize the name of every bastard who tries to kill me, you know.
Zack: And if I write down my name, will you remember?
Sephiroth: Would you?
Zack: My FULL name?
Sephiroth: Please?
Zack: Want me to include my phone number?
Sephiroth: Well, we haven't been toether since the Nibelhiem massacre. You obviously have stories to tell.
Zack: 'Kay, see ya. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Sephiroth: Call me sometime.

Well, maybe it would've been a lot different than my version, but I like mine better. Oh, and I'm sorry for wasting space.

WARNING: This post may have contained violence, profanity and sexual references and should not have been read by anyone.

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