Dictators ?

[Alastair|UK]

is it just me or are there no such things as leaders only dictators LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNG time ago we used to live in caves and do what we want now we are all corupted in a thing we call life now if we were to live with out money life would be completely different there would be no competition no one to have more than u if we didnt try to evolve and just live like the Hobbits in the shire peece full and smoking a pipe we wouldnt use up resources or polute our world we would be free and we and if some one were to be a corruoted and stand against peace they should be banished

[Jowy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/tmyk.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

Damn. I thought you were gonna rant about dictators being bastards and then I could say "The hints in the first part of their name" and we'd have a gay old time. But no.

It may seem that leaders are dictating, but usually they're not.

[XxSephirothxX]

You either need to study up a bit more before making such ridiculous statements, or lay off the weed. :p There are such things as leaders, and some of them are dictators. Not all of them. Not even most of them.

[Venom]

I knew a dictator this one time...

[Madame Adequate]

Yes, because primitivism works.

Edit: and because you could make everyone live like that without the use of complete global totalitarianism.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i wanna be a hobbit!!im Pippin

[Alastair|UK]

RIGHT i got an idea i need 9999999999999999999999999 cans of pepsi some rocket fuel some Metal working tools and a book about making space ships and a crew of 5, at least 1 has to be a hot girl if we all bring our own snacks we can fly outta earths atmosphere and colonise some otehr planet now it says this can of pepsi is 45 pence Sterling GBpound so 9999999999999999999999999 x 45 = according to my calculator 449999999999999999999999955p or £4499999999999999999999999.55 any one got that much money i got about £2030.00 so ill be part of the crew of 5 so £4499999999999999999999999.55 - £2030.00 divided by 4 = £1124999999999999999999482.39 each or somet



P.s any one wanna go in to space plz PM me

[Jowy]

I wish I had some of those mind altering substances you're on.

[Old Manus]

http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

[Madame Adequate]

P.s any one wanna go in to space plz PM me

Best. Line. Ever.

[Quindiana Jones]

P.s any one wanna go in to space plz PM me

Best. Line. Ever.

I hope it's not just me who PMed him. :(

[Zidane Ultimate]

I wish I had some of those mind altering substances you're on.
I'm with Jowy on this one, I have seen the effects of certain things on people, but nothing quite as strange as this.

[Old Manus]

P.s any one wanna go in to space plz PM me

Best. Line. Ever.

I hope it's not just me who PMed him. :(I've always wanted to join you in space :love:

[Quindiana Jones]

You're not going anywhere near my space :O_O:

[Jowy]

We're going on one hell of an adventure then, it seems.

[Zidane Ultimate]

I'm with you all too. ^_^

[Quindiana Jones]

I think the spaceship should be shaped like a big yellow school bus.

[Jowy]

http://www.bankstreetbooks.com/images/bankstreet/1568329172b.jpg

hmm okay.

[The Devil Man]

RIGHT i got an idea i need 9999999999999999999999999 cans of pepsi some rocket fuel some Metal working tools and a book about making space ships and a crew of 5, at least 1 has to be a hot girl if we all bring our own snacks we can fly outta earths atmosphere and colonise some otehr planet now it says this can of pepsi is 45 pence Sterling GBpound so 9999999999999999999999999 x 45 = according to my calculator 449999999999999999999999955p or £4499999999999999999999999.55 any one got that much money i got about £2030.00 so ill be part of the crew of 5 so £4499999999999999999999999.55 - £2030.00 divided by 4 = £1124999999999999999999482.39 each or somet



P.s any one wanna go in to space plz PM me



Take Me To Your Dealer :erm:

[Quindiana Jones]

Excellent. The first stage is complete.

[oddler]

I'm befuddled. Are we talking about dictators or Pepsi as a fuel source? :p

I really don't care what leaders do; if they dictate, then they dictate.
If Pepsi can be used as a fuel for anything, you would probably need one H of a tank to hold enough for it to be meaningful.

[Alastair|UK]

ok now the people who want to go to space are


quin 'n' tonic
Zidane Ultimate
Jowy
Arucard
Old manus

now i cant remember who but some one told me to tak out a loan now i dont know any bank thingys that would let me loan £4499999999999999999999999.55 or whatever so if we all pay for part of it and we bring our own snacks as i said cuz after that i aint paying for no ones Alchoholic beverages or drugs ! and then we need money for the rest of the stuff k i cant be bothered to look at profiles but any one on the list a hot girl ? and sorry for any spelling mistakes in the names but not any spellin mistakes any where els cuz the worl deserves them



P.s any one know how to fly a space ship ?

[Zidane Ultimate]

I can crash and burn.

It makes me better than most NASA astronauts :cool:

[The Devil Man]

I'm befuddled. Are we talking about dictators or Pepsi as a fuel source? :p



I don't think anybody has ANY clue what this Thread is about.

It's what makes it so Great! :thumb:

MORE, MORE, MORE ALAISTAR UK! :eek: MORE THREADS LIKE THIS PLEASE!!!

WE DEMAND MORE! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Quindiana Jones]

ok now the people who want to go to space are


quin 'n' tonic
Zidane Ultimate
Jowy
Arucard
Old manus

now i cant remember who but some one told me to tak out a loan now i dont know any bank thingys that would let me loan £4499999999999999999999999.55 or whatever so if we all pay for part of it and we bring our own snacks as i said cuz after that i aint paying for no ones Alchoholic beverages or drugs ! and then we need money for the rest of the stuff k i cant be bothered to look at profiles but any one on the list a hot girl ? and sorry for any spelling mistakes in the names but not any spellin mistakes any where els cuz the worl deserves them



P.s any one know how to fly a space ship ?

I can fly a spaceship very well. Hjacke here we come!

[Old Manus]

but any one on the list a hot girl ?
Done and done. We could always kidnap her. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=4668)


EDIT: I got the high score on X-Wing Alliance, over my brother Randy. Is this good enough?

[oddler]

I hear the drunk tank calling.

"Hello?"
"Yes, this is the drunk tank. Is Alastair there?"
"Yeah, that's me. Do you happen to have an Aeronautic Pilot's License?"
"No." *Dunk*

I'm so confused. Sure, dictators would love to fly to outer space and colonize another planet but that's pretty preposterous if you ask me.

[The Devil Man]

This is, like, History in the Making! :hyper:

[Jowy]

Quiet, his drunkenness gave us a fantastic idea! We're just not letting him pilot!

[Quindiana Jones]

but any one on the list a hot girl ?
Done and done. We could always kidnap her. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=4668)


EDIT: I got the high score on X-Wing Alliance, over my brother Randy. Is this good enough?

I'm not having that thing on MY SHIP!

And no, this is MY SHIP. I'm flying, so sit down, and start fapping.

[Jowy]

Who the HELL put you in charge, usurper!

We need a mission, at least one female on the crew, and possibly a trash-talking alcoholic robot for this to work.

I could replace the robot with Alf though.

[Quindiana Jones]

I did. I picked the destination. I picked the ship. I'm paying for 1.5 of the fees. And I'm the best damn pilot the Earth has to offer. Apart from The Captain, but he's high on chicken feed right now.

[oddler]

Well, where are we going. I guess I'm in. Some of you may also consider me a hot girl. :(

[Levian]

I think it would be the safest for everyone if EoFF's members stayed on earth.