If you could take over any country on Earth, which one would it be?

[Sakura]

It kisnda started in 7th grade when I asked our substitute teacher this, i've been asking random people I meet it and sometimes the answers are interesting, this is my first post thing so i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do ^_^

[Jowy]

Antarctica wouldn't be much of a challenge to claim for myself. ;D And since there's no real defined countries, it's all mine. I'll make an ice palace and have a penguin butler.

[Decessus]

Bah. I don't need much more to rule, being the queen of Bangladesh.

[Levian]

Ooh, nice thread.

I'm a modest man, I'll settle for Norway, Sweden and Finland, and I'll rename it Norway. Every Tuesday everyone has to wear socks on their hands and use them as puppets when they speak.

[Sakura]

Antarctica wouldn't be much of a challenge to claim for myself. ;D And since there's no real defined countries, it's all mine. I'll make an ice palace and have a penguin butler.


You can take over any one you want :p it doesn't have to be one that's easy to take over. I'd say China so I can take over the rest of the world >=)

[Old Manus]

I can take over Iraq in 45 minutes.

[Sakura]

;o Oooh that's mean, maybe you can fine Osama for us, if he hasn't died from bird flu!

[Old Manus]

Yeah, because Osama is in Iraq.

[XxSephirothxX]

I would probably just take over some unowned island in the Caribbean. Or I'd take over Hawaii and pronounce it free from the rest of the US. ;)

[Sakura]

Yeah, because Osama is in Iraq.

Our Social Studies teacher said he was somewhere in America working at a McDonalds D;!

[Rye]

Ooh, nice thread.

I'm a modest man, I'll settle for Norway, Sweden and Finland, and I'll rename it Norway. Every Tuesday everyone has to wear socks on their hands and use them as puppets when they speak.

I want Norway, because I want to be affiliated with Norway. I'd let everyone carry on with their business, but I'd just make lots of silly laws how every Norwegian needs to use certain naughty norwegian words once a day or something. And they're be an official Pornobaron Rye shop! ;_; Please.

If that fails, I'd take over Niger, so I could have an army of email scammers at my beck and call.

[Venom]

Its either all the countries or none of em, I dont settle for less.:cool:

[NeoCracker]

I shall take over Mongolia and become the NExt Ghengis Khan.

[Meat Puppet]

Guam. Definitely Guam. I’ll try to think of a reason later on in the evening.

[Sakura]

Guam. Definitely Guam. I’ll try to think of a reason later on in the evening.

Um Guam's apart of America, the most loved country on Earth, why would you want to take it over =D?

[Iceglow]

I'd take over England, and sort out the bloody population.

But on a nice note I'd love to take over Iraq from its corrupt government. Because I honestly think I could sort their country out and make it better than it is right now.

[Martyr]

Australia. It's the only country that's also a continent.

Plus it seems like a cool place to rule.

[Shlup]

I'm goin' for the gold: I want the USA. I'd do all kinds of sexy things to it too.

[The New Kid]

I've always wanted to visit New Zealand. Being the ruler of New Zealand would be a good excuse to finally holiday there! :D

[Miriel]

North Korea.

Then I can help my grandpa find his siblings and other family members he has there.

[Timerk]

Latvaria. There is already an evil stronghold set-up there, so it would just be a matter of moving in.

[Sakura]

B-b-but ;_; America is the nicest, sweetest, most loved, bestest country in the universe!!! Don't take it over we're too loved T-T

[NeoCracker]

B-b-but ;_; America is the nicest, sweetest, most loved, bestest country in the universe!!! Don't take it over we're too loved T-T
I think I love you

[Sakura]

B-b-but ;_; America is the nicest, sweetest, most loved, bestest country in the universe!!! Don't take it over we're too loved T-T
I think I love you

Yay, let's not get married, and not plan our not wedding, and invite our not friends and get not gifts!

[NeoCracker]

B-b-but ;_; America is the nicest, sweetest, most loved, bestest country in the universe!!! Don't take it over we're too loved T-T
I think I love you

Yay, let's not get married, and not plan our not wedding, and invite our not friends and get not gifts!
But what about Children? Can I still Eat them?

To keep on topic, how about I take over canada, change its name to Earl, and call myself the Duke, the Duke of Earl.

I like that song.

[Sakura]

B-b-but ;_; America is the nicest, sweetest, most loved, bestest country in the universe!!! Don't take it over we're too loved T-T
I think I love you

Yay, let's not get married, and not plan our not wedding, and invite our not friends and get not gifts!
But what about Children? Can I still Eat them?

To keep on topic, how about I take over canada, change its name to Earl, and call myself the Duke, the Duke of Earl.

I like that song.

Sure why not =] I visited a place in Europe called inscest, and on their newspaper it says "Families do things together" It almost makes me want to take it over e.e, but I'll stick to China.

[Mirage]

I want to take over SAKURALAND.
Or Canada.

[sephirothishere]

how bout...uhh...the whole world.....SUCKS.....

[NeoCracker]

I want to take over SAKURALAND.
Or Canada.
Trying to still my lovely canada behind my back are you? I thought we were friends Mirage? How could you do this to me!

[black orb]

>>> Brazil for me..

[Sakura]

I want to take over SAKURALAND.
Or Canada.

There's no such thing as Canada >:O
As for SAKURALAND... O RLY >=O!

[Savern Volaco]

It would have to be for me A small country called chzcheck....I cant spell czcheck

[Sakura]

It would have to be for me A small country called chzcheck....I cant spell czcheck

=[ small countries are boring!

[bipper]

Wisconsin

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll just take the USA and then within a matter of weeks have the world. :cool:

[Spammerman]

America. Then proceed to take over canada, drop a Atom Bomb on Iraq to take out all of the Al-Queda and Sadam, and everybody else, then take over germany, claiming theyve built up a secret Nazi force ready to start a nuclear war, and to protect my left and right flank take over the other countries around me by threatening to drop a bomb on them, and take over small countries after those, that way establishing me as a powerful ruler and dangerous enemy, then nuke russia and invade, like a disease that cant be stopped. Ill spread over the rest of asia then down to africa and finish with south america. Hey, playing risk alone has its benefits:D

[Savern Volaco]

Asians will over run you with sheer #'s why even try.

[Christmas]

NANNY MANUS KNOWS THE SCORE. (http://www.freewebs.com/ihatethings/3rdworldcontriessuck.htm) :bigsmile:

[Spammerman]

Because, theres nothing stronger than the U.S. army, because there isnt anything stronger than a U.S. soldier. And the atom bomb and 20000000000000000000000000000000000000 missiles we have. Bring it on communist.(No offense to any asian/communist)

[Madame Adequate]

For sheer dictatorial control? China. They're already used to it, they're on the rise, and yeah. In terms of getting a place in order? Doesn't really matter where in that case, I suppose China again due to having the highest population (And thus being able to do the most good as leader of China) and a lot of potential for the future.

Edit: link31793 = teh win. There is nothing in this universe tougher than a U.S. solider and Asians might take offence at rhetoric against communism.

[The Unknown Guru]

Probably Russia or Tunisia. With a decent army, the world could be mine starting from one of those places.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I'd take over Sudan, so I can execute everybody responsible for what's happening in Darfur.

[Denmark]

I'd take over the ocean, and outlaw all air travel.

[Yamaneko]

It's all or nothing for me.

[escobert]

Mexico :D

[Alex151]

Probably Italy, because I've read so many mafia books and have become obsessed with there culture, I'd love to live there and learn the language, so why not be the ruler of it too.

[Spammerman]

Edit: link31793 = teh win. There is nothing in this universe tougher than a U.S. solider and Asians might take offence at rhetoric against communism.

Thats the first time any1 has ever saidf that on eoff :kaocry:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Atlantis...What am I saying, I already own it...Hmmm...I guess...I could always start with where I at. So Canada it is, but my base of operations would be Atlantis.

[Mitch]

Azeroth

[Spammerman]

like the one from teen titans? or warcraft?

[NINJA_Ryu]

Nice one with the Night elves....


however, about the american military, they are pretty stretched out, i would feel bad taking over America at this point :(

China definately, since it has manpower, operate under the Madate of Heaven, and close enough to conquer india,russia, and mongolia, pretty important places in my book.

[Rase]

I doubt anyone would suspect that Monaco would be the next world power, but with me at the helm it would happen in a month.

[fantasyjunkie]

I would conquer Japan so I could be the first in line for the video game consoles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cipher]

Yeah, definitely Japan. But only so I could make my citizens build an army of Mecha that are so badass that whenever soldiers from other countries see them, they go "It's a GUNDAM GODZILLA MECHA!!" seconds before they spontaneously combust and/or explode.

Then I'd use my might to take over China. THEN I would take over the rest of the world.

[Firo Volondé]

Ireland, so I could hunt down lephrachauns and use the gold to buy every other country in the world.

[theundeadhero]

What do I need a country for? Apparently I'm tougher than anything else in the universe.

[Jack]

Iraq in 45 minutes? Pah. Try 45 seconds.

[Avarice-ness]

I'm a lazy American.

So I'd take over America, I don't have to go very far and the governments ego wouldn't be able to support the idea of AMERICA being TAKEN OVER by an AMERICAN. :razz:

[Everit]

Japan.

I wanna PS3 ;)

[Mitch]

like the one from teen titans? or warcraft?

The latter (more awesome) one.

[Christmas]

I'm from the burning legion ya know. :bigsmile:

EDIT: Azeroth is a pretty nice choice for me. :jess:

[DarkLadyNyara]

America. Unorigional, I know. But it saves me from having to leave home, or learn a second language. :D

[Peegee]

I'd take over the country of 'Asia'. By virtual of very old maps, it would make me the owner of about 200 countries, I think.

/makes up other facts

[Loony BoB]

Monaco. I don't want the hassles of having to deal with a larger country. I'd rather be in a country that doesn't need an army, doesn't get involved in religious politics and has a lot of wealthy people and good weather.

[Quindiana Jones]

America. And then I'd have a little meeting with everyone and decide whether or not they deserve to live. If they didn't, I'd kill them. I'd also Hitler Bush's ass. If you're that stupid, you don't deserve to breed. Ah screw, I'd kill anyone related to George Bush...and his entire government. Then I'd rename America "Happy Town" and I'd become the Pixie Queen. I'd then take all the cool people from the other countries and move them to Happy Town, and kick out anyone uncool. Actually, haven't I already killed them? OK. I won't kill the people I don't like, I'll just exile them. Happy Town would become the greatest country ever, filled with cool people and everyone would be smart. Then we'd nuke every other country. We wouldn't need their crappy oil, because we would have already developed other forms of power and transport: we'd travel in super wind tubes!

[Everit]

America. And then I'd have a little meeting with everyone and decide whether or not they deserve to live. If they didn't, I'd kill them. I'd also Hitler Bush's ass. If you're that stupid, you don't deserve to breed. Ah screw, I'd kill anyone related to George Bush...and his entire government. Then I'd rename America "Happy Town" and I'd become the Pixie Queen. I'd then take all the cool people from the other countries and move them to Happy Town, and kick out anyone uncool. Actually, haven't I already killed them? OK. I won't kill the people I don't like, I'll just exile them. Happy Town would become the greatest country ever, filled with cool people and everyone would be smart. Then we'd nuke every other country. We wouldn't need their crappy oil, because we would have already developed other forms of power and transport: we'd travel in super wind tubes!


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[Cruise Control]

I'd totally take over Switzerland, set up an incredibly paranoid dicatorship, and launch an attack on France.

This would accomplish two things:
A) Switzerlands record of nuetrality would be broken.
B) The French would have a chance to win something.

[Alastair|UK]

some cold one i like cold and i cud have a secret bunker and cuz it would be soo cold no one would want to go there and i could hold in humain experiments on Ethanol Dreams (i hate that guy :D)

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

I would take over Japan. Nice vacation spot, beautiful scenery, I don't see why not. But sorry folks, I'm not bringing back opium induced soldiers.

[Spammerman]

B) The French would have a chance to win something.

If that wasnt true Id be offended.

[Larahl]

I will take over LAND OF HATRED.

[Zidane Ultimate]

Switzerland so I can say: "Gold? What nazi gold?"

[Sakura]

FINE THEN I'M TAKING OVER FAIRYLAND AND PWNING ALL YOU'S >:O!

Why does everyone wanna take over America ;_;

[Spammerman]

Because this plan is perfect: America. Then proceed to take over canada, drop a Atom Bomb on Iraq to take out all of the Al-Queda and Sadam, and everybody else, then take over germany, claiming theyve built up a secret Nazi force ready to start a nuclear war, and to protect my left and right flank take over the other countries around me by threatening to drop a bomb on them, and take over small countries after those, that way establishing me as a powerful ruler and dangerous enemy, then nuke russia and invade, like a disease that cant be stopped. Ill spread over the rest of asia then down to africa and finish with south america.

And we can't be beat because : Because, theres nothing stronger than the U.S. army, because there isnt anything stronger than a U.S. soldier. And the atom bomb and 20000000000000000000000000000000000000 missiles we have.

[Sakura]

Because this plan is perfect: America. Then proceed to take over canada, drop a Atom Bomb on Iraq to take out all of the Al-Queda and Sadam, and everybody else, then take over germany, claiming theyve built up a secret Nazi force ready to start a nuclear war, and to protect my left and right flank take over the other countries around me by threatening to drop a bomb on them, and take over small countries after those, that way establishing me as a powerful ruler and dangerous enemy, then nuke russia and invade, like a disease that cant be stopped. Ill spread over the rest of asia then down to africa and finish with south america.

And we can't be beat because : Because, theres nothing stronger than the U.S. army, because there isnt anything stronger than a U.S. soldier. And the atom bomb and 20000000000000000000000000000000000000 missiles we have.


Isn't China's army more powerful than the American army? If China and America got togehter though it'd be an unstoppable force =]

[Vincent, Thunder God]

But I don't want to take over a country!

[Sakura]

Oh that's no fun =[ just make something up!
Pretend you're pikachu.

[Paro]

I'd just start a radical political party and overthrow the government here.

[Frozen Phantom]

I would take over England "Home of Harry Potter, and truffles" (quote: Cactuar, Cactuar fugitive)

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

I would take over England "Home of Harry Potter, and truffles" (quote: Cactuar, Cactuar fugitive) ...nice. That is a hilarious show too.

[magewarrior]

Honestly this is tough, Im not the type to take over countries, but seeing as how this is just a "what if" type thread, Ill go ahead and say Ireland. Because of its natural beauty, I guess, but mostly its because Im part Irish ~_^ Oh and I love *cough* beer, ... ^_^ root beer that is.

[Ethanol Dreams]

Japan or America, so I could try and convice (torture) :evilking: Sony/Squaresoft to release future FF's for other console's apart from the PS3. :(

[Sakura]

Lol Harry Potter =p
My mom said she'd take over America for the sole purpose of destroying Bush =[

My dad said he wouldn't want to take over anything because it was too much responsibility =p

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol Harry Potter =p
My mom said she'd take over America for the sole purpose of destroying Bush =[

My dad said he wouldn't want to take over anything because it was too much responsibility =p

I really wish people would quit ragging on him, he's much better than the other shmucks that ran for office. At least Bush can get something done. And you can't even really tell the significance of a president until years after he's out of office.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Micronesia.
It's such a pretty name.

[Sakura]

I never knew Micronesia was an actual country untill about yesterday =]
but it's just a series of little unimportant islands isn't it ;[