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Evastio
11-22-2006, 12:05 AM
Since most of you never seem to take my General Chat Threads seriously... :mad:

I've decided to make an unserious thread for once!!! :D

Try to think up the funniest answer for the question below:

"Do you bite your finger Sir?"

My answer: (Shows my hand without fingers)

Decessus
11-22-2006, 12:07 AM
This discussion is very serious, Evastio. It would be appreciated if you weren't to joke about this.

Ryth
11-22-2006, 12:10 AM
The internets is serious business!

Roto13
11-22-2006, 12:22 AM
*shun*

Vincent, Thunder God
11-22-2006, 12:22 AM
If you're quoting Romeo and Juliet, Evastio, you should be saying

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

And to answer the question, I'll just continue the quote.

"No, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir!"

Decessus
11-22-2006, 12:23 AM
History Lesson, kiddies.

Finger Biting, otherwise known as 'alzheimers', was quite a debilitating disorder. Decades ago, patients of the Finger Bite Asylum were put into straight jackets in order to tame this disorder, but it ultimately resulted in them biting other people's fingers. The disease spread rapidly through finger bites and the government issued a massive quarantine. Infected people were burned on the stake, and shortly after the threat was destroyed, scientists created a medication for it. Over half the population was destroyed, but the human specie soon prospered.

Bunny
11-22-2006, 12:24 AM
"Do you bite your finger Sir?"

No.

edczxcvbnm
11-22-2006, 12:29 AM
I don't bite my finger. I rip it off an spray the blood all over people. Sometimes I kick people in the back of the knee and force them to drink my blood O_o

Fire_Emblem776
11-22-2006, 12:31 AM
"Do you bite your finger Sir?"

No.

Do you biteith your finger?

kikimm
11-22-2006, 12:39 AM
If you want your threads to be taken seriously, post them in EoEO. That forum isn't JUST for stuff like "My girlfriend broke up with me" or "What religion are you?"

That's all I have to say. I suck at being funny so.

Craig
11-22-2006, 12:40 AM
No. But I <i>do</i> bite my thumb sir.

Sylvie
11-22-2006, 12:56 AM
I eat my own freaking feces. I'm psycho, man. Just look at me. I'm crazy.

NeoCracker
11-22-2006, 01:02 AM
Only if you find it sexy

Cipher
11-22-2006, 01:44 AM
I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb sir!

Do you quarrel, sir?!??????

NorthernChaosGod
11-22-2006, 03:22 AM
Yes.

Frozen Phantom
11-22-2006, 03:53 AM
"do you bite your finger sir?"

I pull out my sword and kill him :)

Cruise Control
11-22-2006, 03:57 AM
"No, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir!"BULL /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif! Three times so far.

Fire_Emblem776
11-22-2006, 04:16 AM
If you want your threads to be taken seriously, post them in EoEO. That forum isn't JUST for stuff like "My girlfriend broke up with me" or "What religion are you?"

That's all I have to say. I suck at being funny so.

We get a lot of these, now adays whats your orientations popular too:eek:

LunarWeaver
11-22-2006, 04:29 AM
Masochist and sadist combinations like me bite lots of things.

fantasyjunkie
11-22-2006, 04:36 AM
I bite, gnaw, chew and regenerate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avarice-ness
11-22-2006, 04:44 AM
I like to eat hands. :razz:

Zeromus_X
11-22-2006, 05:13 AM
Only when I'm concentrating on something or are frustrated. It probably came with the nail biting.

Also:


Zeromus_FFIIIDS: lol internet
Mirage: SERIOUS BUSINESS

Firo Volondé
11-22-2006, 05:36 AM
I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb sir!

Do you quarrel, sir?!??????

Wherefore art thou, Cipher?

Bunny
11-22-2006, 06:25 AM
"Do you bite your finger Sir?"

No.

Do you biteith your finger?

Cybil Sheperd.

blackmage_nuke
11-22-2006, 06:54 AM
I bite fish fingers.

Thats why you dont see fingers on fish any more

Cipher
11-22-2006, 07:48 AM
I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb sir!

Do you quarrel, sir?!??????

Wherefore art thou, Cipher?

He speaks! O speak again, bright Blitz_king, for thou art as glorious to this night over my head as is a wing'd messenger of heaven!

>.> ...or were you serious? :D

Quindiana Jones
11-22-2006, 09:15 AM
NAY! I BITE MY THUMB AT YE!

RiseToFall
11-22-2006, 10:28 AM
I like to bite TOES. But not just any TOES.
http://derekaudette.ottawaarts.com/moblog/wp-content/uglytoes.jpg
Mm mm so good.

Markus. D
11-22-2006, 10:32 AM
yeah I saw that Ask A Ninja skit aswell.

edit: I think that was fingers T_T nevermind.

Nasarian Altimeros
11-22-2006, 12:07 PM
Shakespeare can eat me imho.

Also, no.

Firo Volondé
11-22-2006, 12:21 PM
I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb sir!

Do you quarrel, sir?!??????

Wherefore art thou, Cipher?

He speaks! O speak again, bright Blitz_king, for thou art as glorious to this night over my head as is a wing'd messenger of heaven!

>.> ...or were you serious? :D

Is the law of my side if I say ay?:) EDIT: Actually, it was a serious question.


Shakespeare can eat me imho.

Ay me!:(

Dell
11-22-2006, 12:56 PM
"Do you bite your finger Sir?"

YES!!! YUMMY!

Levian
11-22-2006, 01:04 PM
I don't bite my finger. I don't know where it's been.

Iceglow
11-22-2006, 01:58 PM
I don't bite my finger, I have no need to, my dog does that for me.

Quindiana Jones
11-22-2006, 03:46 PM
I don't bite my finger. I don't know where it's been.

I do :(

The Devil Man
11-22-2006, 03:49 PM
I like to bite TOES. But not just any TOES.
http://derekaudette.ottawaarts.com/moblog/wp-content/uglytoes.jpg
Mm mm so good.


AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! ;__;

Cipher
11-22-2006, 07:45 PM
I like to bite TOES. But not just any TOES.
(disgusting image)
Mm mm so good.


AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! ;__;

Ugh, dude. :(


Is the law of my side if I say ay? EDIT: Actually, it was a serious question.

On the western edge of the Americas! Ca-li-for-nee-ay (as some all it) to be exact. Wherefore are thouuuuuuuu?

Drift
11-22-2006, 07:45 PM
Do you bite your thumb at me? /shakespeare

BarelySeeAtAll
11-22-2006, 07:58 PM
this thread has turned me crazy

McLovin'
11-22-2006, 09:21 PM
Why bite?

Firo Volondé
11-23-2006, 03:14 AM
Is the law of my side if I say ay? EDIT: Actually, it was a serious question.

On the western edge of the Americas! Ca-li-for-nee-ay (as some all it) to be exact. Wherefore are thouuuuuuuu?

Melbourne, Oz. But I always thought wherefore meant why.:(