Civil War Alternate Version

[Christmas]

Inspired by this beloved thread, (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=93935) I decided to make a comic version of it. :bigsmile:


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[Drift]

oh noes! manus got an idea from television!

[Quindiana Jones]

Make sure you include these lines:



Nyet, ve are Russian. Ve mush chop off thumbs in special Russian vay that causes instant death!

and


WE WILL CRUSH YOUR FEEBLE BODIES BETWEEN OUR TEETH AND RAPE YOU ALL IN THE NIGHT.

[Shaun]

Haha, brilliant. I envy you with your arty skills, Christmas.

[Iceglow]

Only one thing to say to this Rofl.

[Old Manus]

Here's hoping that the decision is to reveal our relationship to the world.

[Polaris]

amazing! :)


Levian beat you up again, dear?

:lol:

[Shauna]

I wonder what shall happen next! I am anxious to find out! :D

[DK]

Everyone knows Levian is a pygmy. :mad2:

[Levian]

I bet Manus is gonna go to the city of ancients to pray for Holy.

Excellent art as always, Christmas. Weird how something that good can come out of Paint. :mog:


Oh and:


Everyone knows Levian is a pygmy. :mad2:

:mad2:

[Chloe.]

All I can say to that is : :bigsmile:

[Roto13]

Darling Christmas <3

[Shoeberto]

I haven't been this excited about an EoFF graphic novel since the Adventures of Red and Cloud.

Godspeed, Christmas. Godspeed.

[Christmas]

Thank you everyone and btw, those name listed in this little beloved thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=93935&page=4) were most likely be in the comic too and if for some reason you dun want yourself in there, you can post here to let us know. :bigsmile:

[Zeromus_X]

:cat::love:!!!

[Sylvie]

Christmas, you rule. And I better be in this. And I better be totally badass.

[I Took the Red Pill]

This is exactly how it happened, or so I've heard from higher ranking officers.

[Decessus]

Win.

[Xaven]

Christmas + MS Paint = <3

I await the next episode.

[Christmas]

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[Rye]

Fantastic! I hope I'm in it, ccchuuuuuuuu~ :heart:

[Levian]

Haha, awesome work.

[Loony BoB]

I find this very enjoyable. Good work. Especially given it was done in Paint.

[Chloe.]

:eek: MANUS left me! LOL :bigsmile:

[Roto13]

Do I get to be Rotobot?

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[Drift]

hoe noes!, manus with teh army!

[vinnie's mini's]

OMG Christmas this is soooo cool! I can't stop laughing! Poor RIMM, Manus left her...:( LOL Can't wait for your next one!

[McLovin']

:magus: Very nice. You make Magus proud.

[YTDN]

It'd be good If I could star, even as a bit-part. I want to know how I'd turn out. Being a Red Mage would be cool. I know I signed up for the Civil War, but with my old name, which was long and too wordy.

[Zeromus_X]

Can I appear in the comic too? :) :cat: I'd like to see what Christmas portrays me as. :cat:

[Decessus]

Still win.

[Sylvie]

So cool. Your MSPaint skills are great.

[nik0tine]

When I was little I always wanted to be a bad guy when I grew up. My childhood dreams have finally been realized. Thank you, Christmas.

[Shauna]

xD Yay! I hope I'll appear in this thing! It's great! :D

[Miriel]

Good stuff. :up:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm semi-erect just thinking about the next installment.

[Christmas]

Most or ALL of the regulars should be in the comic strip with priority given to those participate in the Civil War. :bigsmile:

I do hope to make it interactive and enable supporters from both the HECTICS and the RUSSIAN RUFFIANS to determine the final outcome. :bigsmile:

Anyway, a quick update:




Overall leader - Loony BoB

Team #1
Team Leader: Rase
Other Members: NINJA_Ryu, Decessus, Jackpot

The Pirate Inquisition
Team Leader: Maxx Power - Beheaded by Colonel Nik0tine. :(
Other Members: corncracker, Tifa's Real Lover(really, Spiffing Cheese

Team Shauna is a haggis-head
Team Leader: Faris
Other Members: Shauna, tan, Ryth

Team #4
Team Leader: Cz
Other Members: I Took the Red Pill, Quin 'n' Tonic, Jebus

Team #5
Team Leader: SammieBabe
Other Members: roto13-ness, vivi_ultima, link31793

Team #6
Team Leader: Jojee
Other Members: Resha, Tavrobel





Emperor - Psychotic

Team I won't let go, Jack!
Old Manus - joined the HECTICS imperial army. :eek:
Malboro_Menace
Misfit
aisle_s

Team can I get a witness?
DK
Tasura
Denmark
The Unknown Guru

Team I scream for ice cream!
Levian - local town bully
Reine
Magus of Zeal

Team I don't like Loony BoB because of his foul and pungent odour
Miriel
Xaven - joined the HECTICS imperial army. :eek:
K.H. Kid - joined the HECTICS imperial army. :eek:
Skarr

Team It's harder thinking of silly names than I initially thought, but at least we'll score points for being obnoxious!
Nik0tine - Rank Colonel of the HECTICS imperial army. :bigsmile:
Dark LadyNyara
Yuffie the Dragon Ninja
Mr. Nosebleed

Team Super Rogue Badass Omega Prime Tactics X Awesome Squad
Alive-Man
clouded sky
Araciel
Jesse1

And I thanks everyone wholeheartedly for the comments. :jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

Team #4 owns.

[Emerald weapon]

Good work man provided a good laugh cant wait for the next 1 keep it up!:D

[Jessweeee♪]

Hmm....It seems I was at the bottom of that list O.o

Keep it up! It's too bad the Civil War thing didn't work out, glad something good will come of it.

[Dell]

I'm not vivi_ultima anymore, I'm DELL!!! Can I be Christmas's grandson?

[McLovin']

So who am I? The bullies pawns! :eek:

[Jessweeee♪]

hehe....headless people are funny looking...

[Psychotic]

That Xaven is awesome. Good work, official war artist! Can you make Alive-Man awesome too? He was going to be my number 2 throughout these shenanigans, although I never told him.

[I Don't Need A Name]

oohh can i be in it please christmas, using what you have already portrayed me as :D oh, and its amazing! keep doing the comic

[Christmas]

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[Shauna]

xD Oh that Manus. He's such a baby!

[Mittopotahis]

These have me cracking up. You are officially considered a legend, Christmas, and need to be knighted immediately.

[Old Manus]

Christmas deserves RMing for services to EoFF humour :love:

[Drift]

Christmas is teh win!

[Roto13]

Nosebleed is Cruise Control now. :P

[Chloe.]

Silly MANUS. :bigsmile:

Christmas you are amazing. :bow:

[Sergeant Hartman]

Very amusing :bigsmile:

[Levian]

Oh, Christmas.<3

I like Nosebleed's PJs. :D

[Sergeant Hartman]

A training day would be good for the next one :cool:

[Dell]

Everybody Loves <s>Raymond</s> Christmas!

Awesome, NANNY! :bigsmile: I wanna rated this comic as the best comic ever! GO GO GO! CHRISTMAS LIVES!

[Quindiana Jones]

Christmas deserves RMing for services to EoFF humour :love:

CHRISTMAS WOO!!

[I Don't Need A Name]

yep christmas, these are amazing!!

[Giga Guess]

OOOH! OOOH! I want a part!

Seriously, though, excellent work! What do you use? Is that Paint?

[vinnie's mini's]

Wow! Christmas! I love it!

I am not worthy! :bow:

[theundeadhero]

Military humor inside jokes

xD

[Freya]

Oh that Manus! You should put some Moon lions in, they'd make it better.

[Christmas]

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[I Don't Need A Name]

:eek: NO IS DENMARK DEAD!?

[Old Manus]

Vaginal fart

[Shauna]

xDDD

[Sergeant Hartman]

Crazy stuff :cool:

[Chloe.]

LOL. MANUS FARTED. :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

That P banner is pretty sweet! Much better than BoB's tatty old flag.

[Quindiana Jones]

Loony "dangerous materials can kill small children. Now to insert a random variation of" FloB's banner owns everything. Just because Psy is a Pnus head. :bigsmile:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Wow. I knew you were a good artist Christmas, but I had no idea you could do this with... Paint? You're right up there with Reeno the Alchemist, both of you use the program to its full benefit; more than I thought anyone could do with Paint.

Furthermore, most of the jokes are quite funny, and the integration of Eoff Members works really well. This is great. Keep it up, I've read everything so far and enjoyed it.

[Sylvie]

:thumb:

Wonderful work.

[Rase]

Wow, very nicely done Christmas. As has been said, you are simply amazing when it comes to using MS Paint. Excellent work so far, I look forward to seeing more. :)

[Tavrobel]

Ohh, Manus. You just had to kill Denmark, didn't you?

Nice work, XMas.

[Moon Rabbits]

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Srrsly, this is skills. I especially love Denmark and Mr. Nosebleed.

How long does it usually take you to make one of these, Christmas?

And lastly:

Fantastic! I hope I'm in it, ccchuuuuuuuu~ :heart:

[Clouded Sky]

OMG. I'm quite impressed Christmas.

This brings back memories of that great war (thatneverhappened).
Team Super Rogue Badass Omega Prime Tactics X Awesome Squad was the place to be.

[Xaven]

So this is what happens when I'm unable to log on for a few days. Hmm.

<3

I DO love wearing a towel in the shower, after all.

Christmas for the win.

[Dell]

Christmas is the winner!! Hurray for Christmas!!! :jess:

[Drift]

zomg! denmark is under attack!

[Quindiana Jones]

Denmark is a girl's best friend. :jokey:

[Christmas]

How long does it usually take you to make one of these, Christmas?


Ya, it take pretty long for me at least. :(


As for who will be in or what, it's pretty random and I just sometime look at the current online list and randomly insert people in there or some specific member that fit the random idea I just came up with. :bigsmile:

Anyway, everything is pretty random and an update will be soon I think. :choc2:

PS: All hail the HECTICS. :choc2:


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[Quindiana Jones]

I agree. The HECTICS do suck donkey ass.

[McLovin']

So we suck donkey donkey?

[Quindiana Jones]

You bet your horse you do!

[Jessweeee♪]

I agree. The HECTICS do suck donkey ass.

That's not true! We don't even have heads!


Team Super Rogue Badass Omega Prime Tactics X Awesome Squad was the place to be.

The best squad there ever was :love:

[Iceglow]

Christmas rawks.

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[Psychotic]

Oh no! loony bob penetrated me has become a demon!

Alive-Man love for you. :love:

[McLovin']

Loony Manus?

[Shauna]

xD Poor Manus. :D

[Loony BoB]

This is one of the extremely rare ocurances that I quite literally laugh out loud from reading something on the internet.

Hey Manus~ I totally reached puberty. 8-)

[Quindiana Jones]

Manus. Anus. Horny chocobo. We can all see where this is going. CHESS!

[I Don't Need A Name]

:eek: Christmas is my mentor!! i aim to be as good as her!

[Quindiana Jones]

No chance.

[I Don't Need A Name]

i know

[Chloe.]

Oh wow. :bigsmile:

[Dell]

NANNY ROCKED SO MUCH!! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!

CHRISTMAS LIVES!

[vinnie's mini's]

That was so funny Christman! Ha! I loved it! I need to stop laughing and pick myself up off the floor!

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[Drift]

christmas knows how to make me laugh :D

[Old Manus]

How did Christmas discover my BoB fantasies

[Jessweeee♪]

:exdee:
Keep 'em coming!
I'm still amazed by the fact that you can do this with Paint!

[Resha]

This is some amazing stuff MASMAS xD It's hilarious. <3 Thank you so much for making me giggle. And KEEP UP THE AWESOME MATCHMAKING WORKS.

[I Don't Need A Name]

How did Christmas discover my BoB fantasies

she has inside sources ;)

[Giga Guess]

Exdee! Just...exdee!

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[Shauna]

Woah. xD He killed Dan!?

[Jessweeee♪]

=O

[Quindiana Jones]

NOOOOOOOOO! NOT Poogy Poo!

[DK]

Haha ha ahahahahabwluihreg

that's comical for various reason :spin:

[Christmas]

It is all for the sake of Dan-Dan. :bigsmile:

[Chloe.]

LOL. Dan's dead. :bigsmile:

[Roto13]

Pooooojaaaaa! D:!!

I KNEW BoB would kill given the chance.

Also, I love that Rye is a proud sunflower XD

[DK]

Why is everyone mourning Pooja when she's not dead? :confused:

[Madonna]

Maybe the frog will spit Shot 1, it will roll left, blow up the ground beneath BoB, disallowing him to get a hit in next turn?

/gb

[DK]

Maybe the frog will spit Shot 1, it will roll left, blow up the ground beneath BoB, disallowing him to get a hit in next turn?

/gb

xD :heart:

Nah, knowing Pooja she'd shot2 and destroy herself. :spin:

[Resha]

Nooooooooo xDDD Okay, I did scream with horror and laughter at "Dan Dan the Cock". :laugh:

DON'T LET ME DIE ;__; WHOEVER'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ME.

[Dell]

:laugh: Poor Big Sister. I got a feeling that either themagicroundabout or Alive-Man is going to save SHASHA........

KFC anyone?

[Jessweeee♪]

yah! I want sum Kentucky Fried Chocobo!

Now, I say :bounce:

[Drift]

lol at christmas, she really knows how to make us laugh ^^

[NeoCracker]

These comics bring a tear to my eye, a good kind of tear.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Tears of joy :hat:

[Chloe.]

Tears of MANUS. :bigsmile:

[Sefie1999AD]

Haha, that was quite funny. :p Someone should yell "Phoenix Down!!!" and throw bird feathers at Dan-Dan to revive him. You can't just kill off Dan-Dan and Shasha. :(

[I Don't Need A Name]

who says shasha will die?

[Clouded Sky]

Hilarity ensues.

Baa.

[Resha]

I want Dan Dan [the cock] back. :(

[Rantz]

I don't know why I didn't see this before. Anyway; :bigsmile: + :jess:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Shasha needs to cast Sleeping Frog on BoB now.

[Quindiana Jones]

Manus will probably just let one rip again and kill everyone.

[Spammerman]

These are truly hilarious works of art. double thumbs up

PS- Ruffians were the cooliest.

[NeoCracker]

I feel sad for my captain being beheaded as he was, rest well max power, the Pirate Inquisition will never be quite the same.

[Old Manus]

I have no idea what is going on anymore, but it's still ftw

[Rantz]

:eek:

[Chloe.]

I have no idea what is going on anymore, but it's still ftw

I totally agree. :bigsmile:

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

It looks like the Giant Chocobo licked all the paint of 'The Scream'

[Christmas]

I have no idea what is going on anymore, but it's still ftw

I totally agree. :bigsmile:

:weep:

[I Don't Need A Name]

Is Old Manus an evil, dark side to Little (Nanny) Manus?

[Christmas]

KK, screw that update, I will modify a new one with is EASIER to understand! :(

[Chloe.]

KK, screw that update, I will modify a new one with is EASIER to understand! :(

k. :bigsmile:

[Jess]

This is really good, Christmas. Your paint work is win. :jess:

[Captain Maxx Power]

An early Christmas present from Christmas. Neat. Shame I lost my head though. :( I need it to eat and talk and whatnot through and/or with it.

[Monster Hunt]

Wow, you are really good Christmas! You must make sure you are very proud of your work here!

I'll be cheering on for you! (and Manus for that matter)

[Old Manus]

KK, screw that update, I will modify a new one with is EASIER to understand! :(Deep down inside, Christmas cares.

[NeoCracker]

KK, screw that update, I will modify a new one with is EASIER to understand! :(Deep down inside, Christmas cares.
Liar!

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm glad Manus farted. I think he should at least let out one littlun every time.

[Martyr]

Christmas never ceases to amaze.

[Christmas]

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[NeoCracker]

Its, so beautiful. :cry:

[Drift]

smoking's bad mmm'kay

[Sergeant Hartman]

Strange but brilliant :hat:

[Jessweeee♪]

That was you best one yet.
:exdee:

:spin:

[Chloe.]

I love it Christmas. :bigsmile:

[I Don't Need A Name]

wey! awsome

[Monster Hunt]

Ah, that was funny.

[Christmas]

AND GUESS WHAT GUYS, OLD MANUS' MOLD ANUS ACTUALLY DID WON THE BEST CUSTOM TITLE!!! SEE, I CAN FORSEE THINGS!! :bigsmile:

[Chloe.]

LOL. :bigsmile:

[vinnie's mini's]

Woot! Go Christmas! -Cheers-

[Giga Guess]

Very...interesting.

[Tavrobel]

Amusing.

[Quindiana Jones]

LIGHT THAT FART AND BURN THAT BIRD!

[Old Manus]

Remember kids, smoke only in moderation.

[I Don't Need A Name]

*stops from dieing* WOO nice new one, it is easier to understand :D

[Quindiana Jones]

*refuses to let it go to page 2*

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Is it over? I hope not.

[Jessweeee♪]

=O It isn't!

[I Don't Need A Name]

sorry for reviving old threads an all, but will there be any more christmas!?:(

[Ki Ki]

MUFFINCAKES!! Don't leave me hanging now that you giv me bite of fruit! ;_;

[Jessweeee♪]

Don't make me cry on my best day ever!

[Dynast-Kid]

How did I just discover this?...

I need more Christmas, MORE!

[scrumpleberry]

What Dynast-Kid said.

[Shlup]

Yes, what Dynast-Kid said over two months ago. Thanks for reviving a dead thread for that. xD

Please don't post in threads that have been dead for over a month. It frightens and confuses the locals.