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Jigsaw
11-23-2006, 03:34 AM
So I was thinking, I really want to be a CK! Something about the position seems so honorable.

I saw other topics that got closed because they asked how specifically they could become CKs, but this is different! Trust me!! You'll see!!!

Okay so I was thinking that we as a community (and all of you as my best buds :love:) should develop a roadmap that a member should follow in order to get to this monumental position! Okay let's go!!!

1. Join EoFF (EASY!:D:D:D)

Okay keep it going dudes! I gotta go drink some water so when I get back I expect a BUNCH of posts!

Evastio
11-23-2006, 03:36 AM
2. Follow the rules.

3. Warn Posts whenever necessary

4. Be serious when necessary and contribute to threads things that aren't spam.

I Took the Red Pill
11-23-2006, 03:36 AM
5. Keep dreaming

rubah
11-23-2006, 03:37 AM
6) sex up a current staff member (this is really important)

Roto13
11-23-2006, 03:37 AM
Ass kiss.

Zeromus_X
11-23-2006, 03:38 AM
7.) Like Kitties. :cat:

Shiny
11-23-2006, 03:39 AM
9.) Post porn in Fools Gold

Jigsaw
11-23-2006, 03:40 AM
These are so great! Hahaha! It's so exciting!

10. Be reaaaaaaaaaaally smart!

Diango12
11-23-2006, 03:41 AM
You don't have to do that "2) sex up a current staff member", but I think you can be a cid's knight just stick around long enough and don't do what I did and leave and then coming back with everyone posing you as a new member. In any case I believe in you good luck

Django

LunarWeaver
11-23-2006, 03:41 AM
11) Get a Wakka avatar.

Shlup
11-23-2006, 03:47 AM
12) Make threats. Sexual threats.

Shoeberto
11-23-2006, 03:51 AM
13) Cut yourself. Now.

Sylvie
11-23-2006, 03:53 AM
14) Have diarrhea all over everything.

Cipher
11-23-2006, 03:55 AM
12) Make threats. Sexual threats.

Can you sex up a staff member while simultaneously making sexual threats? Will that make you Auto-Admin?

rubah
11-23-2006, 03:56 AM
You don't have to do that "2) sex up a current staff member", but I think you can be a cid's knight just stick around long enough and don't do what I did and leave and then coming back with everyone posing you as a new member. In any case I believe in you good luck

Django

I think I would know, since i'm a knight and that's exactly how i got to be one!









(okay not really, but man you're spoiling the fun!)

Diango12
11-23-2006, 04:01 AM
I think I would know, since i'm a knight and that's exactly how i got to be one!
haha oh? Well then tell me how this seemingly two step process works, do we have to fill in an application first?

Psychotic
11-23-2006, 04:03 AM
16) Insult, taunt and mock the staff until they ask you to join them. Hey, worked for me.

Jigsaw
11-23-2006, 04:09 AM
17) Send the staff lots and lots of money

Yamaneko
11-23-2006, 04:12 AM
Don't base your hopes of success on an annoying Internet personality. In other words, don't be a DICK!

That should have been numbered.

Shoeberto
11-23-2006, 04:14 AM
Don't base your hopes of success on an annoying Internet personality. In other words, don't be a DICK!
I know when I'm not wanted :cry:

Sylvie
11-23-2006, 04:15 AM
19) Don't piss yer pants, and drink yer god damn tea.

NeoCracker
11-23-2006, 04:16 AM
19) Purposely do Newbish things at cleverly picked times.

Del Murder
11-23-2006, 04:27 AM
20 or 21. Not take this stuff too seriously.

Shlup
11-23-2006, 04:39 AM
20 or 21. Not take this stuff too seriously.

That one goes on the "How to avoid being a source of Shlup's amusement" list.

Yamaneko
11-23-2006, 04:40 AM
Must be a long list.

Agent Proto
11-23-2006, 04:40 AM
22. You have a higher chance of getting banned than being knighted. Think of it as beating the odds to becoming a CK.

Dr Unne
11-23-2006, 04:46 AM
23. Be one of the first dozen people to register at the MB.

Fire_Emblem776
11-23-2006, 05:40 AM
24. Bribe Cid

Shoeberto
11-23-2006, 06:05 AM
25) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

NeoCracker
11-23-2006, 06:13 AM
26) To ignore the Rule before this one

Decessus
11-23-2006, 06:23 AM
67) Spam the hell out of the forums.
78) Give sexual favors (Otherwise known as the Psy Trick).
Q) LOLZORS!!!!111112345

blackmage_nuke
11-23-2006, 06:30 AM
20-something) Smiling is always good to make anyone to pick you for something :D

LunarWeaver
11-23-2006, 06:32 AM
29)Don't make threads with Wii puns as the thread title.

Chemical
11-23-2006, 07:21 AM
26.5) Ignore the rule before this one.

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30) You do not talk about <s>Fight Club</s> Cid's Knights

Markus. D
11-23-2006, 07:25 AM
31) Have at least played 1 FF game.

nik0tine
11-23-2006, 07:25 AM
32) Know cid personally.

nik0tine
11-23-2006, 07:27 AM
33) Don't double post.

Xaven
11-23-2006, 08:09 AM
34.) Be signed onto EoFF for at least 12 hours a day.

Something along those lines, I suppose.

Loony BoB
11-23-2006, 08:22 AM
#) Post in the gaming forums, even if only occasionally.
#) Join in on any discussion possible to do with EoFF.
#) Don't choose life.

Fire_Emblem776
11-23-2006, 08:31 AM
#) Post in the gaming forums, even if only occasionally.
#) Join in on any discussion possible to do with EoFF.
#) Don't choose life.

35- Spam the usernotes of an admin

Loony BoB
11-23-2006, 08:35 AM
?) Don't be a second account. I've got my eye on you, Jigsaw...
?) Get a nickname. I've got my eye on you, Jiggles...

Levian
11-23-2006, 08:40 AM
41) Make an excellent competition. I'm sure my Heads or Tails competition got me a long way. I was aiming for Recognized Member, but whatever.
42) Get Recognized Member. (BoB, eestlinc, Del Murder)

theundeadhero
11-23-2006, 09:30 AM
The most important thing is personality. If you don't have one you'll never get noticed. If the mods don't like yours it don't matter how much you follow the advice here, you won't get it. An overwhelming majority of the mods have to like you before you can play in their treehouse.

Iceglow
11-23-2006, 09:46 AM
If sexoring up a current CK/Admin gets the job then why the hell aren't I one? You all heard about the meet up, me and Psy :D lol

escobert
11-23-2006, 10:12 AM
The most important thing is personality. If you don't have one you'll never get noticed. If the mods don't like yours it don't matter how much you follow the advice here, you won't get it. An overwhelming majority of the mods have to like you before you can play in their treehouse.

Yeah, that's a big one xD

43) Don't post pictures of sexy old men in tutus.

Loony BoB
11-23-2006, 10:19 AM
n) Don't post pictures of unattractive old men in tutus.

Evol
11-23-2006, 10:31 AM
Forget it.

Psychotic
11-23-2006, 01:41 PM
44) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

Quindiana Jones
11-23-2006, 03:12 PM
x^8) Make sweet love to a chinchilla whilst Loony grease burnt onto the HoB is filming.

Erdrick Holmes
11-23-2006, 03:18 PM
Call everybody names.... pinheads.

rubah
11-23-2006, 04:11 PM
46) Be European because we *always* need more people around in those timezones.

Kawaii Ryûkishi
11-23-2006, 04:15 PM
<ul type="1"><li>Register.
<li>Spam relentlessly in the gaming fora for about three weeks.
<li>Profit.</ul>

Christmas
11-23-2006, 04:16 PM
HACKER.

rubah
11-23-2006, 04:17 PM
2.5. ???

Yamaneko
11-23-2006, 05:05 PM
<ul type="1"><li>Register.
<li>Spam relentlessly in the gaming fora for about three weeks.
<li>Profit.</ul>
They must've been really desperate to knight that guy.

XxSephirothxX
11-23-2006, 05:12 PM
Play videogames online with Cid and either 1) Wow him with your mad skillz or 2) Stroke his ego by letting him win. Which one was it? :confused:

Lost Number
11-23-2006, 05:15 PM
Only one rule.
1. Be Lost Number.
End of.

Fatal Impurity
11-23-2006, 05:19 PM
Whatever number.) choose the red pill and see how far the rabbithole goes....

Lost Number
11-23-2006, 05:26 PM
FINE.
!. Join EoFF
2. Post often, in as many forums as possible (so long as you know whatcha talking about)
3. Dont get EoEO banned (i messed up there, i'll never be a CK)
4. BE GOOD.

Drift
11-23-2006, 06:20 PM
learn how to *snip*

Chemical
11-23-2006, 06:33 PM
25) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.


44) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

You're not funny.

55) Eat your spinach.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
11-23-2006, 06:35 PM
?) Try and get one of the current ones sacked

Markus. D
11-23-2006, 06:40 PM
?) Have played at least 13 FF spinoffs.

Levian
11-23-2006, 06:43 PM
58) Post the correct number in list threads.

So many people miss out on CK because of that one.

Quindiana Jones
11-23-2006, 07:55 PM
59) Urinate over Levian's cabbage farm. I know how much the other CK's hate you and your damn cabbages.

Shoeberto
11-23-2006, 08:26 PM
60) Hate cabbage

Burtsplurt
11-23-2006, 08:27 PM
:p :( :love: :confused: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc:

Use lots of smilies, and don't worry about grammar! She's probably getting her hip replaced anyway.

Fatal Impurity
11-23-2006, 08:29 PM
:p :( :love: :confused: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc:

Use lots of smilies, and don't worry about grammar! She's probably getting her hip replaced anyway.

I laughed with mirth and merriment....twice

Quindiana Jones
11-23-2006, 08:40 PM
62) Fart occasionally. Though the women here hate the farting, they don't mind so much as long as you waft it in Psychotic's general direction.

Chemical
11-23-2006, 08:43 PM
63) Wear this where ever you go (it's a tie).
http://www2.osamadesk.com/st/us2133/pict/1_1133592412_2_XMAS.YAMANEKO.JPG

starseeker
11-23-2006, 08:46 PM
64) Don't do anything that gets you warned by an admin. :eep: Like trolling a member you find annoying

Psychotic
11-23-2006, 09:15 PM
You're not funny.Your face isn't funny. O W8 YES IT IS SOMEONE HI5 ME!!! :cool:

65) Crush all those who seek to humble you with your rapier-like wit.

Shoeberto
11-23-2006, 09:30 PM
66) Become a CK, resign, and then ask to be one again.
67) Kill a current CK and use their accounts.

Quindiana Jones
11-23-2006, 10:16 PM
68) Buy DK a chicken every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.

Del Murder
11-23-2006, 10:24 PM
69. Be the son of a CK.
70. Save the life of a CK.

Quindiana Jones
11-23-2006, 10:25 PM
71) Kill any CK's that the other CK's don't like.

Del Murder
11-23-2006, 10:27 PM
72. Stockpile pictures of kishi and threaten to distribute them if you aren't made one. Also make sure you have someone ready to release them in the event something 'happens' to you.

Yamaneko
11-24-2006, 12:04 AM
69. Be the son of a CK.
70. Save the life of a CK.
Don't eat that egg sandwich.

Vincent, Thunder God
11-24-2006, 01:22 AM
I can't beleive this hasn't been done yet, even after 72 other hints (most of them spam I might add) ! I read them all, and this is common sense that has not yet been posted:

73. Don't ask how to become a CK, or ask an administrator to make you into one.

Jigsaw
11-24-2006, 01:53 AM
Why not, Vincent?

I've always heard that "Fortune favors the bold!!" lol!

Vincent, Thunder God
11-24-2006, 02:03 AM
Hey, it's not my rule. I favor the bold as well.

The CKs/administrators themselves have warned against it.

Avarice-ness
11-24-2006, 02:07 AM
74.) Don't be me.

If I became a CK I'd end up fearing I'd close my own threads. :(
I would like something special under my name other than "Banned" and why doesn't this road map look like a map? :razz:

Chemical
11-24-2006, 02:25 AM
75) PIMP IT!!!!

http://www.tokyoshowdown.com/promo/hedbanner.jpg

Shoeberto
11-24-2006, 02:35 AM
³) Send Cid "cat piss."

Frozen Phantom
11-24-2006, 02:46 AM
1/2) Pull out your duel katanas and go preform a bloodly rampage through Tokyo.

*looks down*

opps thats my to do list :sweatdrop

Yamaneko
11-24-2006, 05:35 AM
³) Send Cid "cat piss."
Not a fan of the Corona?

Jigsaw
11-24-2006, 05:36 AM
I'm more of an MGD man.

78 (I think). Get married to a CK. Then you have access to they're account and can be on whenever you want. Is kikimm single?

Peegee
11-24-2006, 05:56 AM
Mod whore

Omnislash07
11-24-2006, 06:25 AM
80) list the 80th tip on this thread :D

Quindiana Jones
11-24-2006, 03:59 PM
81) Release several "secret" sex tapes, and purely acidentally send them to Loony "I can't think of anything funny at the moment so I'll just stick with" BoB, asking if he'd like a live show. When he accepts (which he will), say you won't do anything until he Knights you.

Jowy
11-24-2006, 05:04 PM
82) Send Daniel your hair.

Dell
11-24-2006, 05:51 PM
83) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

Shoeberto
11-24-2006, 06:45 PM
84) When repeating what others have already said, try not to post in a list thread.

NINJA_Ryu
11-24-2006, 06:52 PM
85) Invite a current CK over to your house for the holidays

Quindiana Jones
11-24-2006, 07:17 PM
86) Send badgers to every single member here.

Goldenboko
11-24-2006, 07:20 PM
87) Don't post in this thread.... D'OH!

Quindiana Jones
11-24-2006, 07:23 PM
88) Post in this thread several times, without seriousness or any real meaning.

Chemical
11-24-2006, 07:40 PM
89) <s>Do not</s> forget about the little people.

90) Partake in the not so secret, secret initiate ceremonies.

Dell
11-25-2006, 07:01 AM
91) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

92) Threaten an admin or a CK with a toilet bowl.

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 07:05 AM
93. Change your name so that it is similar to a prominent (and handsome) CK's name.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:09 AM
I haven't seen Yami_Yuffie post much lately.

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 07:15 AM
I'm glad we have the search memberlist function so you can provide us with these quality laughs.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:17 AM
Yeah, but I screwed it up anyway because you clearly stated CK as a prerequisite.

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 07:21 AM
Don't worry, for that to even matter someone has to both a) Read through my entire post, and b) notice that you're not a CK. That's asking way too much.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:22 AM
This is very true, my good friend. I don't think they notice a lot of things.

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 07:25 AM
I for one didn't even notice which thread we were hijacking.

Shlup
11-25-2006, 07:25 AM
94. Get Del and Yams to shut up and I'll CK you myself.

Freya
11-25-2006, 07:27 AM
I for one didn't even notice which thread we were hijacking.

#) Don't hijack threads.... wait.....

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:29 AM
I for one didn't even notice which thread we were hijacking.
It happens. Just keep in mind what I said and you'll be fine the next time we commence such an endeavor.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 07:29 AM
94. Get Del and Yams to shut up and I'll CK you myself.It's true. Back in the day those two used to be like "Yo, we're the top spammers. Y'all best listen up and respect us and such." then I showed up and was like "I do not like the cut of your gib. Shut up, and shut up now, fools, for I am number 1!" and then they all came begging for me to join them so I sold my soul. Yeah, I think that's pretty much how it all went down, right boys? (permission to speak granted)

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:31 AM
You forgot the part where we were all huddled around the camp fire eating smores, but otherwise that seems about right.

Freya
11-25-2006, 07:36 AM
94. Get Del and Yams to shut up and I'll CK you myself.It's true. Back in the day those two used to be like "Yo, we're the top spammers. Y'all best listen up and respect us and such." then I showed up and was like "I do not like the cut of your gib. Shut up, and shut up now, fools, for I am number 1!" and then they all came begging for me to join them so I sold my soul. Yeah, I think that's pretty much how it all went down, right boys? (permission to speak granted)

A dark day indeed.

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 07:37 AM
Okay...let's at least try to get on topic:) :cat:

95) Assassinate Psychotic.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Zeromus_X/deadpsychotic.jpg

Miriel
11-25-2006, 07:38 AM
96) Live in California.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:39 AM
97. Live in Latvia.

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 07:40 AM
It's true. Back in the day those two used to be like "Yo, we're the top spammers. Y'all best listen up and respect us and such." then I showed up and was like "I do not like the cut of your gib. Shut up, and shut up now, fools, for I am number 1!" and then they all came begging for me to join them so I sold my soul. Yeah, I think that's pretty much how it all went down, right boys? (permission to speak granted)
Yet you're the one who needs to constantly bring it up.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:42 AM
Which of us said "y'all"? I think it might have been you, Del. I remember explicitly always saying "yo". It was the thing I always said.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 07:45 AM
I carn't help being insecure about my status with the cool dudes.

Are you both still my friends? I baked you both some muffins to sweeten the deal. Mr. Murder, yours are oatmeal and banana, just how you like them, and Mr. Yamaneko, I know you've always had a fondness for crushed spirits!

PS: If I gave you 20 bucks each could you tell my mother that you're my best friends?

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 07:45 AM
I was the one who said 'y'all' and also 'knickers'. And I sometimes threw a random 'u' into my spellings. Sometimes. Or was it a random 'x'?

Freya
11-25-2006, 07:46 AM
I carn't help being insecure about my status with the cool dudes.

Are you both still my friends? I baked you both some muffins to sweeten the deal. Mr. Murder, yours are oatmeal and banana, just how you like them, and Mr. Yamaneko, I know you've always had a fondness for crushed spirits!

PS: If I gave you 20 bucks each could you tell my mother that you're my best friends?

You sure you want Yams as a friend?

RiseToFall
11-25-2006, 07:46 AM
You guys are having to much fun here

98.) Spam the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif out of this thread.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 07:48 AM
You sure you want Yams as a friend?No...I want him to be more than that. I just haven't found the right words yet.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:49 AM
Del: All I know is that you were the one who always single quoted.

Psychotic: We're already your friends. :)

Shlup
11-25-2006, 07:49 AM
98.) Spam the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif out of this thread.

Actually, that's how you stop being a CK. *bans everyone*

RiseToFall
11-25-2006, 07:50 AM
98.) Spam the http://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gif out of this thread.

Actually, that's how you stop being a CK. *bans everyone*

How come those guys always come back?

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:51 AM
We were about to wrap things up, ShlupQuack, but by all means join us in one last "hurrah", if you will.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 07:53 AM
If you guys want to know how to become an admin, follow ShlupQuack's lead. Make a thread in the Feedback forum, whine about how much you miss being on staff and how ever since you left there's been a hole in your life that even gorging yourself with chocolate and crying yourself to sleep cannot fill. We'll take pity on you and let you right in.

Freya
11-25-2006, 07:55 AM
I'll have to try that.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 07:56 AM
99. We only fall for that once a year.

Shlup
11-25-2006, 08:00 AM
If you guys want to know how to become an admin, follow ShlupQuack's lead. Make a thread in the Feedback forum, whine about how much you miss being on staff and how ever since you left there's been a hole in your life that even gorging yourself with chocolate and crying yourself to sleep cannot fill. We'll take pity on you and let you right in.

HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.

Freya
11-25-2006, 08:01 AM
100) There's no problem in trying.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:01 AM
Please get back on topic, ShlupQuack.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 08:03 AM
HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.
Chocolate? I meant crack. An easy mistake to make. Now, before you pull the old "HA! I don't even like crack." ruse, I would like to present to ladies and gentlemen of the jury exhibit A: Fluffy Puff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/index.php?styleid=15).

Freya
11-25-2006, 08:05 AM
101) Absolutely nothing wrong with fluffy puff.

Del Murder
11-25-2006, 08:08 AM
HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.
I can vouch for that. Her wedding cake was some kind of fruit.

Shlup
11-25-2006, 08:09 AM
See? Lekana knows what it takes to become a CK.

Good, Lekana, good. Cookie for you.

Dr Unne
11-25-2006, 08:09 AM
99. We only fall for that once a year.

:(

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:10 AM
HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.
I can vouch for that. Her wedding cake was some kind of fruit.
I'm glad I didn't go then. A fruit doesn't a cake make.

Shlup
11-25-2006, 08:11 AM
What kind of cake doesn't have fruit in it? It was strawberry!

Well, two layers were strawberry. One was carrot.

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:12 AM
102. Make sure to edit your post and not quote it.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 08:13 AM
Carrot and strawberry? Together?

Exhibit B.

Shlup
11-25-2006, 08:15 AM
Different layers!

Whatever. I wasn't going to eat it anyway so I just picked at random after eliminating all things chocolate.

103. Kill Psychotic. Kill him. In the face.

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 08:16 AM
Or with a spoon. :)

Shlup
11-25-2006, 08:17 AM
Killing him in the face with a spoon is instant adminnery.

Freya
11-25-2006, 08:17 AM
Carrot and strawberry? Together?

Exhibit B.

She's getting both her fruit and veggies in one sitting, how much better could it get?

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:18 AM
103. Don't make up words.

Psychotic
11-25-2006, 08:18 AM
Sorry Shluppers, I think that's #95.

104. Warn this thread for being spammy.

Miriel
11-25-2006, 08:20 AM
105) MMORPG

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:20 AM
106. Get a good knights' sleep. :)

Freya
11-25-2006, 08:23 AM
So i feel left out. In posting order: ck, admin, me, admin, ck, ck, admin.

#) Don't feel left out that often.

abrojtm
11-25-2006, 08:29 AM
108)Deliver an organ or body part to Cid on dry ice.

(**)If you don't know his personal address and social securtiy number, then you automatically fail.

Shlup
11-25-2006, 08:31 AM
106. Get a good knights' sleep. :)

Oh you fail at life for that one.

starseeker
11-25-2006, 10:56 AM
109) Know when a thread is a lost cause

Shauna
11-25-2006, 12:08 PM
*kills Psy in the face. With a spoon* :cool:

Quindiana Jones
11-25-2006, 03:57 PM
110) Moose?

Quindiana Jones
11-25-2006, 03:57 PM
111) Don't double post.

Quindiana Jones
11-25-2006, 03:57 PM
112) And especially don't triple post.

Dell
11-25-2006, 05:27 PM
113) Try to post inbetween the post of CKs/Admins.

114) Send a gift for every festival/holiday available to a CK or an Admin, with a card saying: "Make [Insert Username] a CK please :kaolove2: (Insert happy music).......................................... or else I kill you with a knife at night :tonberry: (Insert scary music)........................

115) Cast Reflect to repel the Spoon away from Psy.

116) :) :p :D ;) :cool: :( :rolleyes2 :mad2: :eek: :cry: :mad: :love: :confused: :tongue: :greenie: :eep: :mog: :choc: :moomba: :choc2: Avoid posting a lot of smilies.

117) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 05:32 PM
You know, I honestly have no idea why the fuck Cid knighted me. It came as a complete surprise. I think he wants my body.

Shoeberto
11-25-2006, 07:44 PM
118) If Cid wants your body and he thinks you're sexy, well...

Yamaneko
11-25-2006, 08:07 PM
119. Don't ask how much Bleys costs. Just know it's VERY cheap.

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2006, 08:10 PM
120. Strategic assassinations. Starting with Yams.

EDIT: And then speak the name of H**tur aloud. Three times. I hear that makes good things happen.

Frozen Phantom
11-25-2006, 10:14 PM
121: spam peanut butter jelly time over and over for 100 posts.

Hawkeye
11-25-2006, 10:37 PM
122: Be eestlinc.

Fire_Emblem776
11-25-2006, 11:06 PM
123 Bribe Cid with Devil Mans home phone.

SammieBabe
11-26-2006, 12:46 AM
Let's go back to talking about sexing. That sounded fun...

124) Hate Raistlin :)

Freya
11-26-2006, 12:57 AM
125) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

You know I don't think the sexing people up works very well.:D

SammieBabe
11-26-2006, 01:15 AM
You know I don't think the sexing people up works very well.:D

I didn't say it worked. I said it sounded fun...;)

Citizen Bleys
11-26-2006, 01:40 AM
124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

Meat Puppet
11-26-2006, 01:42 AM
After some research, I have discovered a method from El Cid itself. This method was confirmed by Yamaneko.

The important thing is to post more and more and bring your post count up.
That's how I got on staff.

Glad I could help. All the best wishes to those on the path to becoming a Cid's Knight!

This is 126.

EDIT: Better add a link to the thread; can’t have anyone pulling that context trick on me.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=49759 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=49759&goto=nextnewest)

Edit. There. That should fix it.

rubah
11-26-2006, 01:48 AM
106. Get a good knights' sleep. :)

Oh you fail at life for that one.

I won't be getting a good night's sleep with a knight for a while now :((((((((

Miriel
11-26-2006, 03:01 AM
124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

Nah, I'm pretty sure SammieBabe is right on this one, you old fogie.

Yamaneko
11-26-2006, 03:33 AM
No wonder he hates his life.

Quindiana Jones
11-26-2006, 06:05 PM
127) Stay on topic, please.

LOL FUNEH.

Sylvie
11-26-2006, 06:37 PM
128) Never get a boner in the sight of royalty.

Quindiana Jones
11-26-2006, 08:57 PM
Damn that's me out.

Citizen Bleys
11-26-2006, 09:29 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure SammieBabe is right on this one, you old fogie.

Who you calling old, whelp?

Hmm. General combatitiveness.

Dell
11-27-2006, 06:35 AM
129) Die a horrible death.

Citizen Bleys
11-27-2006, 06:38 AM
I like the way Dell is thinking. Everyone should try that one right away.

Shlup
11-27-2006, 07:17 AM
124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

Blah, blah blah. I'm going with Sammie on this one.

Madonna
11-27-2006, 07:22 AM
130) Have Raistlin and HMAU run a campaign for you.

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/_leech/eoff_rsladmin_ban01prelim.gif

Quindiana Jones
11-27-2006, 08:57 AM
131) KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! *casts Fire* KILL! KILL! KILL!

Endless
11-27-2006, 11:30 AM
n) Don't post pictures of unattractive old men in tutus.

<!-- http://airelle.info/man_faye.jpg -->
No. Just no. -Yams

Raistlin
11-27-2006, 01:43 PM
124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

It's okay, Bleys. They're all in denial. :love: (that and you missed out on all the fun I've had at their expense :D)

Lynx's answer is obviously the most correct.

Dell
11-27-2006, 03:10 PM
132) Jump off from a high tower and hope an admin/CK will save you at the bottom.

Denmark
11-27-2006, 05:01 PM
previousnumber++.)

sit alone in your bedroom for many hours each night, hoping and praying to your God and Jesus and all those saviors that maybe someday, some beautiful morning you'll log into your favorite final fantasy forum and see a little blue title under your username reading: "Cid's Knight" and you see that all your hard work has finally paid off, and now is the time to put your new plan into motion, so you may feel the joy of possibly, one day, being an: Administrator and then eventually throwing your forum life away to garner the coveted Former Staff title, when your life will finally be complete. but it won't be complete. you can't spend all your life on a forum just to throw it away like that. so you start posting again. you do some Site Staff work, eventually gaining yourself the Administrator AND Super Site Staff titles, then feeling that your life is finally complete, and you can live like this forever, being extraspecialcool in every way possible, and you realize that all those years of cutting your wrists late at night because you didn't have any friends which led to your discovery of this internet forum have finally, FINALLY gotten you something useful.

the colors are probably not all correct. i guessed.

Endless
11-27-2006, 10:31 PM
n) Don't post pictures of unattractive old men in tutus.

<!-- http://airelle.info/man_faye.jpg -->
No. Just no. -Yams

He's not even in tutus.
:(

Dell
11-28-2006, 06:47 AM
previousnumber++.)

sit alone in your bedroom for many hours each night, hoping and praying to your God and Jesus and all those saviors that maybe someday, some beautiful morning you'll log into your favorite final fantasy forum and see a little blue title under your username reading: "Cid's Knight" and you see that all your hard work has finally paid off, and now is the time to put your new plan into motion, so you may feel the joy of possibly, one day, being an: Administrator and then eventually throwing your forum life away to garner the coveted Former Staff title, when your life will finally be complete. but it won't be complete. you can't spend all your life on a forum just to throw it away like that. so you start posting again. you do some Site Staff work, eventually gaining yourself the Administrator AND Super Site Staff titles, then feeling that your life is finally complete, and you can live like this forever, being extraspecialcool in every way possible, and you realize that all those years of cutting your wrists late at night because you didn't have any friends which led to your discovery of this internet forum have finally, FINALLY gotten you something useful.

the colors are probably not all correct. i guessed.

Senior Site Staff.

134) Drink Blood.

135) Report every bad post.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-28-2006, 06:48 AM
136. Offer sacrifices to each of the admins and hope for the best.

Denmark
11-28-2006, 07:00 AM
Senior Site Staff.

Super sounds hella cooler, and I move that the title should be changed to that.

137.) Never, ever, ever use 13375p33|< (seriously, anyway)
138.) Don't fret.
139.) Don't sob.

(just do a half-assed jooooooooob~)

140.) Quote popular culture, making it relevant to the topic at hand.

Monster Hunt
11-28-2006, 07:22 AM
141) Warn people about and such- of course trying not to ruin the fun intentionally.

142) Don't act too arrogant

Quindiana Jones
11-28-2006, 04:16 PM
143) Go clay pigeon shooting with Loony BoB. Chocobo no like teh pigeons. :mad2: