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sephirothishere
11-23-2006, 10:48 PM
soooo..lthis is jus for fun....personally..i have a few for different situations....like...uhh...one maybe...like..uhh....

hey...im new in town...can i get some directions....uhh...to your place...

haahahaha...or if the chick is a lil classier...i might try to be more elaborate....such as...

*enter vicinity of hot chick talkin on mobile phone* *end fake phone convo with..." see you in zurich..."*
*look in awe at the hot chick...* then start sayin some sh it about bein an orphan...and startin a school for african kids that dont read good and dont do other stuff good...hhah...works everytime....

and this one i havent tryed yet...but...if im ever in texas....im soooooo totally gonna do this one....


hey....how do you get into those tight blue jeans????

hopefully followed by the chick sayin..."you can start by buyin me a drink..."

harharhar....

Levian
11-23-2006, 10:50 PM
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

I Took the Red Pill
11-23-2006, 10:50 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Roto13
11-23-2006, 10:55 PM
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

LunarWeaver
11-23-2006, 10:56 PM
Is it hot in here or is just YOU? 'Eeeeey! :fonz:

Jess
11-23-2006, 11:06 PM
"Lets rearrange the alphabet and put U & I together"

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"I have a .45 automatic pointed at your pancreas...will you join me for a drink?"

Eeeee! :jess:

Luara
11-23-2006, 11:09 PM
you smeel like a ponei...

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
11-23-2006, 11:23 PM
<!--"I have a 30 inch penis i´m touching it right now...what are you doing?"

"I´m touching my Double D boobs...i need something to rub them on!"-->*snip*

No. ~ Leeza

rubah
11-23-2006, 11:31 PM
I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

cutest couple

sephirothishere
11-23-2006, 11:51 PM
sometimes im feelin extra awesome...and id jus be like...."hey there goodlookin.." then i stop lookin in hte mirror...and go out...and do the same line on some megababe...

Roto13
11-24-2006, 01:12 AM
I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

cutest couple

That one's actually kinda sweet. :)

NorthernChaosGod
11-24-2006, 04:52 AM
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

:(

Sylvie
11-24-2006, 05:00 AM
"I'm going to touch you in your bathing suit area."

blackmage_nuke
11-24-2006, 05:02 AM
If i invented the keyboard then I would be right on top of U

Quindiana Jones
11-24-2006, 03:55 PM
"Hey, are those astropants? 'Cos your ass is outta this world!"

*pick up ice cube....* *smash ice cube* "Now the ice is broken."

"Hi, I'm hot. Let's have sex."

Gullick
11-24-2006, 08:44 PM
I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

cutest couple

aww ^_^

-Gull-

Jowy
11-24-2006, 08:47 PM
That made my teeth melt.

Yamaneko
11-24-2006, 08:53 PM
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.
Enough exposure to chloroform can cause permanent brain damage.

McLovin'
11-24-2006, 08:54 PM
"Hey I am not actually coming onto you. The truth is that I have a sperm who's looking for an egg."

SammieBabe
11-24-2006, 08:59 PM
A guy once told me that I was his wife's type too...

Peter_20
11-24-2006, 09:01 PM
"Hey, are those astropants? 'Cos your ass is outta this world!"XD!!!

SO seconded! :D

rubah
11-24-2006, 09:47 PM
I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

cutest couple

That one's actually kinda sweet. :)

and successful

Peegee
11-24-2006, 09:50 PM
my personal fav:

*hands girl 500 dollars / pounds / euros*
PG: okay you are my date for tonight.

Xander
11-24-2006, 10:20 PM
Hey baby, wanna play toejam and earl? :D

Cloudane
11-24-2006, 10:35 PM
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Old Manus
11-24-2006, 10:40 PM
got cam

Luara
11-24-2006, 10:45 PM
got cam

XD

Chloe.
11-24-2006, 10:49 PM
got cam

He used this one on me. :bigsmile: LOL.