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Frozen Phantom
11-24-2006, 03:28 AM
I would make this a poll thread, but theres too many choices to do one effectively.

The question is simple, if your in the middle of a city during a zombie infestation, what weapon would you choose?

For me, I'm going with the duel kantanas, nothing is better than slicing and dicing your zombies. :)

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-24-2006, 03:30 AM
Salt. Easiest way to kill them.

Avarice-ness
11-24-2006, 03:31 AM
My brain, the vast knowledge in my brain will go through all zombies.

Kind of like killing the leader of the vampires, 'cept this time... Knowledge really is power! :razz:

Kuroshima
11-24-2006, 03:32 AM
A hard, durable blunt object, Something like a wooden club.

NeoCracker
11-24-2006, 03:33 AM
A power suit from the future capable of completely incerating hundreds of zombies by simply blinking my eye.

rubah
11-24-2006, 03:35 AM
Holy water of course. wait. Does that work on zombies? If not, my dad's chainsaw.

The New Kid
11-24-2006, 03:40 AM
Double barrel shotgun. Go redneck on their Zombie asses.

LunarWeaver
11-24-2006, 03:46 AM
A semi truck.

nik0tine
11-24-2006, 03:48 AM
The pen.

black orb
11-24-2006, 03:52 AM
>>> A water gun and a pair of 3D glasses..

Rase
11-24-2006, 03:55 AM
A holy water fountain, a bow, and a bunch of Water Arrows.

Or a sniper rifle.

NorthernChaosGod
11-24-2006, 04:53 AM
A very large battle axe and a large warhammer.

Miriel
11-24-2006, 05:01 AM
I choose you, Pikachu!

Jigsaw
11-24-2006, 05:42 AM
This is a great thread. I'd go with a cure spell. That way you could kill them and then heal yourself.

Levian
11-24-2006, 06:25 AM
A shotgun and a slutty outfit.

Yamaneko
11-24-2006, 06:30 AM
Lawnmower.

Shiny
11-24-2006, 06:36 AM
Rosie O' Donell's voice.

Freya
11-24-2006, 06:40 AM
Get a stick with a nail in it and i'll be FINE.

Slade
11-24-2006, 07:25 AM
A cricket bat :cool:

blackmage_nuke
11-24-2006, 07:30 AM
Grade A Zombie Repellent

edit: forgot to mention my +500 knife which deals x2 damage to zombies

Leeza
11-24-2006, 07:34 AM
A toaster. Not only does it make toast, but when swung by the cord it's a sure way to knock their brains out. :cat:

Nasarian Altimeros
11-24-2006, 07:44 AM
Several dozen black guys.

Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.

Araciel
11-24-2006, 09:42 AM
if i could use anything i'd say one of those bear-proof suits that are impenetrable...but that doesn't really count as a weapon, i just wanna not get bitten.

for practicality, i'd say a high powered handgun, free range of motion and good brain busting power.

for flashy...i'd take a cue from dead rising. i'd use the shower head and see sprinkling zomblood everywhere!

Dell
11-24-2006, 09:45 AM
A Mobiled Toilet Bowl. All of the zombie will die the painful way. First, gives them a lavender-faeces smell, then FLUSH them along with the lavender-faeces.

If this fails, I'd use Bush.

theundeadhero
11-24-2006, 10:00 AM
ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!

Dell
11-24-2006, 10:03 AM
ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!

BUT UNDEADS EXIST!! :(

Araciel
11-24-2006, 10:07 AM
if they don't exist, how come there was so much good footage of them in that documentary, dawn of the dead?

hmmm???

Drift
11-24-2006, 11:47 AM
rolf harris!

Rye
11-24-2006, 01:05 PM
Mr. MILF's HuxD rays.

Twilight Edge
11-24-2006, 01:20 PM
Three big swords. Foldable. Nothing beats surprising your enemy when you suddenly whip out another sword from your sword and go two-hand combat.

Craig
11-24-2006, 01:23 PM
A TANK.

Giga Guess
11-24-2006, 01:32 PM
I have enough sharp things to arm a small militia. Katanas for me.

Emerald weapon
11-24-2006, 01:39 PM
minigun + unlimited ammo + 100's zombies =an orgy of fun and excitment

Shaun
11-24-2006, 01:41 PM
Considering none of us would be carring weapons, the only sharp object I'd have on me would be... uhh... my house keys. I think I'd steal a car and drive the hell out of there.

Mirage
11-24-2006, 01:41 PM
A polearm with a chainsaw-like feature.

RiseToFall
11-24-2006, 02:12 PM
My pet lion.

JKTrix
11-24-2006, 02:24 PM
Orange Juice + Energizer = SPITFIRE

(Play Dead Rising)

Jowy
11-24-2006, 03:05 PM
The cans of pop and plates were the best weapons in Zombies Ate My Neighbors!!

So let's go with that.

CRAPTASTIC AVENGER
11-24-2006, 03:48 PM
A gundam.

BarelySeeAtAll
11-24-2006, 04:07 PM
i wouldnt, but hey!!i would use Sephis katana

Quindiana Jones
11-24-2006, 04:15 PM
Combat shotgun, unlimited ammo. No reload and infinite health.

Christmas
11-24-2006, 04:17 PM
All you need is to feed NANNY MANUS to them and everyone will be happy. :bigsmile:

Quindiana Jones
11-24-2006, 04:18 PM
I doubt Manus would be too chuffed.

Cookie
11-24-2006, 04:20 PM
God. :D

Rase
11-24-2006, 04:59 PM
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start.

NINJA_Ryu
11-24-2006, 06:51 PM
Sniper Rifle

good handgun

m&ms

all in infinite amounts with thier ammo ^^

Vincent, Thunder God
11-24-2006, 06:57 PM
What? You think a Thunder God needs weapons?

All my heavenly powers would cut them down like weeds.

Sergeant Hartman
11-24-2006, 07:06 PM
My HAT :cool:

kikimm
11-24-2006, 07:10 PM
I just like the way the word "machete" sounds.

Rocket Edge
11-24-2006, 07:13 PM
Your mom!

Ryushikaze
11-24-2006, 07:14 PM
A car. Zombie bowling kicks ass.

Savern Volaco
11-24-2006, 07:16 PM
1. rubber duck
2. chewing gum
3. napkin
4. block of cheese
5. whip
6. chains
7. fluffy bunnie
8. background battle music: cant touch this, mc hammer

XxSephirothxX
11-24-2006, 07:21 PM
:cool:.

BarelySeeAtAll
11-24-2006, 07:24 PM
im sorry, i forgot about my killer sheep everyone appears to like eating

I Don't Need A Name
11-24-2006, 07:58 PM
i will weild ShlupQuack to blind them with pink, then Leeza to tell them off then ban them from infesting anywhere!!

Madame Adequate
11-24-2006, 08:22 PM
Small Chainsaw, triple-booked.

VengefulRonin
11-24-2006, 11:12 PM
Leon's magnum Broken Butterfly and his shotgun Riot Gun from Resident Evil 4. Nothing like feeling authentic ^_^ Chainsaw would be nasty, cuz all their icky guts and rotten blood would get all over me

K. H. Kid
11-25-2006, 12:23 AM
A bouquet of flowers. Why do you think they rose from the dead? They hate the smell of it.

DarkLadyNyara
11-25-2006, 12:25 AM
A flamethrower. A pile of ashes isn't much of a threat. :D

Mitch
11-25-2006, 12:47 AM
Leeza and her toaster.

Chimp
11-25-2006, 01:00 AM
Me.

Madame Adequate
11-25-2006, 02:13 AM
Leon's magnum Broken Butterfly and his shotgun Riot Gun from Resident Evil 4. Nothing like feeling authentic ^_^ Chainsaw would be nasty, cuz all their icky guts and rotten blood would get all over me

In actuality, and contrary to my earlier post, a chainsaw is a really bad idea. It can get caught up in their innards, and when it sprays stuff everywhere you better be wearing a full gasmask and have no exposed orifices or wounds. Realistically I'd want a S.W.A.T. outfit, with a gasmask, 9mm pistol, semi-auto SMG, and a lobo for close-range combat.

VengefulRonin
11-25-2006, 03:06 AM
*nods*

Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

BardTard
11-25-2006, 04:00 AM
A spiked staff :love:

Spammerman
11-25-2006, 04:43 AM
Orange Juice + Energizer = SPITFIRE

(Play Dead Rising)

Im gonna start using that
Liu Kangs chain things like in mortal kombat. That wahy I can attack the zombies, hook their heads, the;n swing them arund hitting other people. Or a Clysdedal Horse named Epona.Have it go Oblivion and curb stomp the dirty deadish dead.
Edit:Vengeful. You should play DeadRising. Just spin in a circle with the chainsaw.
Edit or run away and cut them during the run.

Ryushikaze
11-25-2006, 05:45 AM
*nods*

Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.


A spiked staff :love:

AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.

Sylvie
11-25-2006, 05:55 AM
I'll take a Katana.

Ryushikaze
11-25-2006, 06:30 AM
I'll take a Katana.

But why? The upkeep required isn't worth the cutting. A shovel more than suffices.

Firo Volondé
11-25-2006, 06:38 AM
If I can have a person, Albert Einstein. The zombies would argue over his gourmet brain, while I run away.:)

Zeromus_X
11-25-2006, 06:40 AM
I'd want to be adept at casting White Magic, in that situation. It seems more efficient than a chainsaw or a katana.

Riana
11-25-2006, 01:11 PM
Hmm...from my experience in zombie films and games; the best way to kill one would be to decapitate it or blow it to smithereens!

So any type of sharp sword or a few C4s. :D

Larahl
11-25-2006, 01:30 PM
Milk and cookies.
No one can defeat it. :bigsmile:

Old Manus
11-25-2006, 01:45 PM
If I start with a Combat Knife and a First Aid Spray, I should be alright if I remember to pick up the weapons and ammo inexplicably scattered around the area.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
11-25-2006, 01:47 PM
My weapon of choice would have to be Barry Burton!

Mirage
11-25-2006, 02:34 PM
I'd want to be adept at casting White Magic, in that situation. It seems more efficient than a chainsaw or a katana.
Well, my chainsaw-polearm works with Spellblade!

Ashley Schovitz
11-25-2006, 03:00 PM
Several dozen black guys.

Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.

Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!

Chimp
11-25-2006, 03:38 PM
Some people.

Giga Guess
11-25-2006, 04:04 PM
Several dozen black guys.

Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.

Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!

Keep notes next time you watch a horror movie. As distasteful as it is, he's right.

Novaris
11-25-2006, 04:18 PM
a good old fashioned boomstick is all that I need to kill those wretched things. There's about 5 in my back garden right now. Or a gigantic hammer would be a useful tool in subduing these beasts.

Quindiana Jones
11-25-2006, 04:39 PM
Manus' face in the one hand, Levian's ass in the other. I'll scare those zombies to death....proper death that is. Without the whole coming back crap.

Mirage
11-25-2006, 04:44 PM
Several dozen black guys.

Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.

Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!
Just be sure to be equally observant when there's a joke about white guys.

I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2006, 06:21 PM
Me.

oh ok then. everyone, your troubles have been solved. chimp says we can pick him up, and use him as a club to defeat the zombies

10-Breaker
11-25-2006, 06:37 PM
F/A-22 Raptor should do the job if you have all the goodies.
If not I'd choose... (Longsword, katna or scythe..?) Scythe would be best for me. ^^

Giga Guess
11-25-2006, 06:40 PM
Hmmm...one almost wants to make an EoFF Zombie Hunt game after reading this. :p

Chimp
11-25-2006, 07:06 PM
Yes, use me.

Abuse me

I want it. I want it.

Crimson
11-26-2006, 09:18 PM
mouthwash. theyll be cleaned to death.

Quindiana Jones
11-26-2006, 09:22 PM
A motorcycle with unlimited petrol. I don't plan on fighting. :bigsmile:


This is my third post. What the hell?

chaos_ghost
11-27-2006, 12:38 AM
Bahamut. Or maybe Ifirit. Or better yet, a bunch of Holy and Full-Life spells.

VengefulRonin
11-27-2006, 01:56 AM
I like the idea of toying with them, get a shotgun and blast off their arms and legs, then they'll just be torsos flopping around. Or you could play hymns really loud, that'd kill them...it'd probably kill me too though

finalkornfan
11-27-2006, 02:52 AM
[quote=Frozen Phantom;1995435]I would make this a poll thread, but theres too many choices to do one effectively.

Book of the dead to raise dead people of my own and kill the zombies:)

Spammerman
11-27-2006, 03:35 AM
*nods*

Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.


A spiked staff :love:

AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.

The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.

NorthernChaosGod
11-27-2006, 08:55 AM
*nods*

Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.


A spiked staff :love:

AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.

The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.
They could run in 28 Days Later.

Crimson
11-27-2006, 12:37 PM
*nods*

Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.


A spiked staff :love:

AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.

The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.
They could run in 28 Days Later.

actually its been argued alot but it was decided that they werent zombies, they are merely people infected with a disease that they cant control and it boosts there adrenaline so they dont run out of energy as easily, also the fact that unlike zombies they can be killed anyway like shooting them anywhere instead of just the head, techniclly they are still alive

Mr.psyc!!
11-27-2006, 02:10 PM
hehehe i think i would go with a 50 cal machine gun...that would be some awsome pizownage:D

:shoot: DIE ZOMBIES!!!!...wait a sec...they cant die if they r already dead....uh ohhh...ok a nuke would do the trick....BOOM problem solved.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-27-2006, 03:06 PM
Dual Katana and razor wire

Ethanol Dreams
11-27-2006, 04:43 PM
A scythe, a sledgehammer or some saw blades to throw at them, like in Dead Rising. :p

Martyr
11-27-2006, 06:09 PM
I settle it with my fists.

Quindiana Jones
11-27-2006, 07:33 PM
A scythe, a sledgehammer or some saw blades to throw at them, like in Dead Rising. :p

That is such a good game.

Spammerman
11-27-2006, 08:35 PM
I like the stuff you can put on zombie heads. like the tron tron heads, horses, and the cones. I like killing them with a giant teddy bear:D

Iceglow
11-27-2006, 09:57 PM
Hmm me, zombies, how about a crap load of guns (matrix style...pistols, sub machine guns, shotguns, assault rifles the list goes on) ammo that appears out of nowhere due to the freakishly long bandana I wear and then a sword oh and wearing a full set of Half plate mail

Savern Volaco
11-27-2006, 09:58 PM
Hm! i think i would love to hug a zombie, it would make me and him freinds so we can fight together...thats crazy just chaingun em all like crazy than moon walk after victory and with a mentaly retarded guy running around in circles screaming like a girl..

NorthernChaosGod
11-27-2006, 11:43 PM
*nods*

Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.


A spiked staff :love:

AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.

The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.
They could run in 28 Days Later.

actually its been argued alot but it was decided that they werent zombies, they are merely people infected with a disease that they cant control and it boosts there adrenaline so they dont run out of energy as easily, also the fact that unlike zombies they can be killed anyway like shooting them anywhere instead of just the head, techniclly they are still alive

Who decided this? And who gave them the authority to do so?

Crimson
11-29-2006, 04:50 PM
if u look on websites about the film, it says in an interview that the director claimed they are not zombies